I'm tired of all these cellar door skating, rough ground claiming fucks representing New York skateboarding. The problem isn't the cellar doors, but the pretension they have toward simplicity and skating "unique spots." If you haven't seen a New York video, that "innovative skating" was tired years ago. Having fun with your friends on a small spot, doing goofy shit is the best; but most of my peers look down upon skating anything challenging. You probably disagree or don't care, but I'm sure some New York heads, and other right coast affiliates, understand.
Sincerely,
a bitter, whiny New Yorker who lost everyone he skates with to smug East coast trends.