For anyone who doesn't want to read it, here are some highlights:
"i had already gotten tons of pussy from super hot chicks like seriously dumb hot girls..."
"i never showed up for school in gr 10 not one full day i swear, my friends would call me at noon and i would show up at lunch to blaze haze with my boys"
"so the months drag along and agata is sex fiend like loves the D, she would tell me come over il make tea and toast like wtf is that"
"we faught so much that we ended up breaking up and i went to live at my moms again"
"i started going to diamonds the strip club with my other friends that dont skate"
"me going to her house to have tea and crumpits hahaha fucking gay shit"
"she always wanted to wacth lost that tv show she had all the seasons on her computer...loser"
"diamonds was like an everyday thing for me guys so it was bunk not seeing hot babes strip all day...lol"
"all my sitting and eating crumpits didnt pay off er what"
"i jacked his 4 grams of weed cuz he was doing bad shit guys like shit i wouldnt even do, and he was thinking he's the biggest player in the game"
"we faught i smakced her a couple time i never beat the bitch like she says i did"
"im not too proud of that part sept the G shit in the begining, thats all good stuff..."
"then i moved home and she charged me.... with criminal harassment and dwelling"
"and i got probation for 3 years, like fuck..."
"i will charge you bitch i know a good charge that i can put on you"