Author Topic: American Juggalo (Read 10034 times)

cold budweisers · « **Reply #30 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:16:10 AM »

i'm a fuckin' juggalo

oh btw, a video was once posted here, i think it took place in colorado, of a juggalo flying off a huge set of stairs on a bmx bike yelling 'wicked clowns will...NEVER DIE!!!' and slamming at the end. i've tried looking for it on youtube with no luck. if someone could post that video again it would make me very happy.

p.s. clown luv <3

bentmode · « **Reply #31 on:** September 29, 2011, 08:53:26 AM »

Quote from: Locbrew on September 29, 2011, 02:50:52 AM

Quote from: jimi on September 28, 2011, 09:14:45 PM
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My God Mick Foley has let himself go. They must all be desperate for money.

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Jesus Christ, Mick Foley has never been in shape. Look at fucking Scott Hall, bitch could barely walk.

It was sad to see Razor Ramon to gimp towards the squared circle. Fuckin X-Pac had to sit on the ropes for him to get through. Billy Gun still looks the same.

daddy · « **Reply #32 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:03:31 AM »

WOOP WOOOOOOP!

jimi420 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 29, 2011, 11:44:58 AM »

Quote from: cold budweisers on September 29, 2011, 08:16:10 AM

i'm a fuckin' juggalo

oh btw, a video was once posted here, i think it took place in colorado, of a juggalo flying off a huge set of stairs on a bmx bike yelling 'wicked clowns will...NEVER DIE!!!' and slamming at the end. i've tried looking for it on youtube with no luck. if someone could post that video again it would make me very happy.

p.s. clown luv <3

Family! woop woop!

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #34 on:** September 29, 2011, 12:20:26 PM »

juggalo's refering to their lifestyle as a cutlture seems like them trying to find an excuse to get fucked up all day long and not take any responsibility for anything.

InternetDaddy · « **Reply #35 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on September 29, 2011, 12:20:26 PM

juggalo's refering to their lifestyle as a cutlture seems like them trying to find an excuse to get fucked up all day long and not take any responsibility for anything.

if they didn't get fucked up all day long, they'd probably kill themselves when they realized they had wasted their lives listening to a bunch of shitty "artists" all signed to the same low-rent record label.

Truancy · « **Reply #36 on:** September 29, 2011, 01:44:57 PM »

Quote from: InternetDaddy on September 29, 2011, 01:23:37 PM

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on September 29, 2011, 12:20:26 PM
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juggalo's refering to their lifestyle as a cutlture seems like them trying to find an excuse to get fucked up all day long and not take any responsibility for anything.
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if they didn't get fucked up all day long, they'd probably kill themselves when they realized they had wasted their lives listening to a bunch of shitty "artists" all signed to the same low-rent record label.

Why don't you grow a sense of humor? How the fuck can you take this so seriously, ID?

Quote from: jimi on September 29, 2011, 11:44:58 AM

Quote from: cold budweisers on September 29, 2011, 08:16:10 AM
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i'm a fuckin' juggalo

oh btw, a video was once posted here, i think it took place in colorado, of a juggalo flying off a huge set of stairs on a bmx bike yelling 'wicked clowns will...NEVER DIE!!!' and slamming at the end. i've tried looking for it on youtube with no luck. if someone could post that video again it would make me very happy.

p.s. clown luv <3

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If you look real close, after he slams he drops an illicit-looking bag that he snatches up amazingly quick.

everypennyfedcar · « **Reply #37 on:** September 29, 2011, 02:24:27 PM »

Thank you cold budweisers for mentioning that video, and Truancy for posting that, I forgot how hilarious that is.

Locbrew · « **Reply #38 on:** September 29, 2011, 02:38:09 PM »

Went to a zombie walk last October in Fayetteville and saw some zombie Juggalos, I just remembered sitting there drinking my beer, "Jesus Christ, even when they are dead they still are pieces of shit."

I hope there are some this year so I can say "Whoop, Whoop" to them.

Rumpleforeskin · « **Reply #39 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:54:07 PM »

I would love to be payed to go to that and just film it and fuck with em!

Jupiter · « **Reply #40 on:** September 29, 2011, 04:56:41 PM »

i have a strong thirst for some faygo now

grimcity · « **Reply #41 on:** September 29, 2011, 05:43:08 PM »

Damn, that was a fucking awesome little insight into those cats... it's like a really weird Rainbow gathering, with even more rainbows.

Jive Turkey · « **Reply #42 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:04:42 PM »

Man and I thought the county fair attracted a lot of fat white trash.

jimi420 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 29, 2011, 09:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Rumpleforeskin on September 29, 2011, 04:54:07 PM

I would love to be payed to go to that and just film it and fuck with em!

Slap is always looking for someone to go undercover for this job. Maybe you'll get to go next year!

swllbo · « **Reply #44 on:** September 30, 2011, 12:42:12 AM »

Surprisingly enough, when living in Mississippi a juggalo encounter was pretty random, but since I've moved to Kentucky I see them everywhere. They flood into the skatepark right before dark, bringing all the rest of their "family"with them. All of them just litter all the ledges and stairs with juggalo sweat and twinkie wrappers. Two of them even have matching hatchet man with rollerblades tattoos. I've tried on multiple occasions to snap a photo, yet I fail to catch them sitting next to each other when I have my phone out.

Beer Keg Peg Leg · « **Reply #45 on:** September 30, 2011, 03:17:24 AM »

the best part is when the guy does the beer bong then the fat guy does the really dramatic 'WHOOOP WHOOOP'

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #46 on:** September 30, 2011, 09:56:09 AM »

Juggalo : "We're Juggalos bro! We're not biggots! The gathering is about coming together and showing love for everybody and having good times!"

Andrew WK : "I heard you guys are about good times! Let's party"

Juggalo : "FUCK YOU OUTSIDER!"

Jimi did you actually go this year?

cold budweisers · « **Reply #47 on:** September 30, 2011, 10:27:29 AM »

who here is going to the gathering next summer? we should all meet up, get shirtless and spray faygo at each other

ice nine · « **Reply #48 on:** September 30, 2011, 10:42:24 AM »

A guy I work with went/is a massive juggalo, and said that cops can't go on the grounds unless they are called because its private property. Also said there was guys with megaphones and painted signboards advertising coke, weed and ecstacy like it was a lunch special. Bwandy u'd get eaten alive

Rumpleforeskin · « **Reply #49 on:** September 30, 2011, 12:44:15 PM »

Quote from: cold budweisers on September 30, 2011, 10:27:29 AM

who here is going to the gathering next summer? we should all meet up, get shirtless and spray faygo at each other

jimi420 · « **Reply #50 on:** September 30, 2011, 01:28:05 PM »

Quote from: Donkey Lips on September 30, 2011, 09:56:09 AM

Juggalo : "We're Juggalos bro! We're not biggots! The gathering is about coming together and showing love for everybody and having good times!"

Andrew WK : "I heard you guys are about good times! Let's party"

Juggalo : "FUCK YOU OUTSIDER!"

Jimi did you actually go this year?

I didn't get the chance to. I didn't have any money for the trip or I sure as hell would have.

The Twilight Zone · « **Reply #51 on:** October 01, 2011, 08:21:37 AM »

huh huh it says titties for a dollar,

muh boyfriend wrote it

grimcity · « **Reply #52 on:** October 01, 2011, 09:04:00 AM »

...what the fuck was up with the virgin dude? He sounded like the type of cat ready to make some horrific headlines.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #53 on:** October 01, 2011, 03:18:44 PM »

IQ tests are culturally biased. If you tested them on Blaze Ya Dead Homie lyrics or Anybody Killer albums, I bet your IQ would be puny compared to any experienced juggalo or juggalette.

Grubby Mits · « **Reply #54 on:** October 01, 2011, 03:52:01 PM »

Oh shit I wish we had juggalos in England, so much funnier than chavs

interesante · « **Reply #55 on:** October 01, 2011, 09:00:06 PM »

profoundly depressing.

also lol http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

oyolar · « **Reply #56 on:** October 01, 2011, 10:02:28 PM »

Quote from: interesante on October 01, 2011, 09:00:06 PM

profoundly depressing.

also lol http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-tequila-attack-juggalos-concert-photos/

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: "I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage."

That happens to the first act at every Gathering. She really should have done her research.

weedpop · « **Reply #57 on:** October 01, 2011, 10:12:19 PM »

Fuckin' Tila Tequila, master of tautology. "Huge, stone rocks"? "Burnt my hair on fire"? Bitch is dumber than a juggalo.

tangar · « **Reply #58 on:** October 01, 2011, 11:27:58 PM »

I hope this thread stays around forever.

oyolar · « **Reply #59 on:** October 02, 2011, 12:29:07 AM »

Quote from: weedpop on October 01, 2011, 10:12:19 PM

Fuckin' Tila Tequila, master of tautology. "Huge, stone rocks"? "Burnt my hair on fire"? Bitch is dumber than a juggalo.

Nice use of "tautology."

Author Topic: American Juggalo (Read 10034 times)

jimi420

Beeda Weeda

Rumpleforeskin

jimi420

Rumpleforeskin

jimi420

The Twilight Zone

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