Author Topic: I like my boards how I like my women (Read 1612 times)

MaryhillVibe · « **Reply #30 on:** April 09, 2012, 09:15:54 PM »

Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 27, 2012, 07:43:03 AM

Quote from: MaryhillVibe on March 18, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
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Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on March 18, 2012, 07:24:21 AM
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i like my boards like i like my women, with 8 holes drilled in them.
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mentally counts wimminz holes...8, huzzah!
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butt, mouth, ears, puss, nose.? 7.? I hope you're not counting the belly button...that's only like a crater not a full on hole.? I wouldn't be worried if an earwig was crawling around my belly.

the urethra, the other "wrong hole"

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2012, 02:19:26 AM »

somebody has been doing his homework.

sixhundredandsixtysix · « **Reply #32 on:** June 02, 2012, 09:31:07 PM »

Quote from: No mongz on October 25, 2011, 06:28:52 PM

Like em wide and tall
I skate a size 9 deck and its a bitch to find them really,
I've had this creature graham deck twice and its nice, I just want some variety

Besides 1031, anyone know a company that makes a 9?

BACON skateboards has a nine incher
http://baconskateboards.com/?p=1047

plod · « **Reply #33 on:** July 26, 2012, 02:37:38 PM »

Size 11.5 shoe therefor I ride a 9" board. It flips nicer , slower. I have had that creature board it's nice. Don't give me no skinny bitchs.

BuddyPal · « **Reply #34 on:** July 26, 2012, 02:43:50 PM »

i like em like i like my boards, used and given to me by a friend out of sympathy

SUPERNAUT · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2012, 01:46:36 PM »

I like my women how I like my coffee

WITH MY DICK IN IT

No mongz · « **Reply #36 on:** August 01, 2012, 12:02:32 AM »

Quote from: BuddyPal on July 26, 2012, 02:43:50 PM

i like em like i like my boards, used and given to me by a friend out of sympathy

Jackburton · « **Reply #37 on:** November 24, 2012, 10:14:32 PM »

Sometimes when ur on the road for a long time u just gotta jack off.

Wortel · « **Reply #38 on:** December 24, 2012, 01:24:38 AM »

I want to be the first one who rides on it

G-Sides · « **Reply #39 on:** March 07, 2013, 11:15:46 PM »

i like mine flat, loose, n stubby

FAGGOTRY · « **Reply #40 on:** May 06, 2013, 03:13:50 PM »

flexy, wide, loose and annoying

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #41 on:** May 21, 2013, 05:54:57 PM »

I like my skateboards how I like my women; cheap, used, humongous, and was bought in KMART during the 80's/90's.
I like my skateboards how I like my women; skinny and able to flip over real fast.

Whoever said you can't flip with an 8.5 is on some krill rock. I can flip a 10.5 like nothing. For OP a good 8.5ish deck is the powell skull and sword deck. I got it in red and it's the only board I've found in a couple years with the same sized nose and tail.

DISTANT RUMOURS · « **Reply #42 on:** June 02, 2013, 11:33:43 AM »

I like 'em skinny and tall.

Pango · « **Reply #43 on:** June 02, 2013, 02:13:12 PM »

yeah i love that 8.25 x 32 dick up my asshole

BasicSkater · « **Reply #44 on:** June 04, 2013, 09:24:49 AM »

Quote from: _UniversalTruth_ on March 10, 2012, 07:41:47 AM

I like my boards how I like my women, blank and cheap...
nah, just kidding

haaa that actually made me laugh XD

SodaJerk · « **Reply #45 on:** June 07, 2013, 07:26:41 AM »

I like them two ways. Wrapped in plastic and hanging on the wall, or picked up, put down and trampled on by a few guys that decided they weren't for them, shop soiled.

Rusty_Berrings · « **Reply #46 on:** August 25, 2013, 08:45:17 PM »

Doing some sort of "sexchange" on some sort of "tranny".... so she don't have to revert or go back fakie.

Pearl · « **Reply #47 on:** August 26, 2013, 07:09:08 AM »

I like my boards how I like my women: dipped and soggy.

El_JayDude · « **Reply #48 on:** August 31, 2013, 03:59:10 PM »

Quote from: SUPERNAUT on July 27, 2012, 01:46:36 PM

I like my women how I like my coffee

WITH MY DICK IN IT

haha got me.

"The beeest paaart of waaaakening uuuup......is yoooo dick iiiiin a cup."

For me it's kinda flat, pretty wide, and i'm a sucka for a big nose.

waterbucket · « **Reply #49 on:** October 15, 2013, 10:27:26 AM »

welcome makes some nice big dicks. i mean decks.

imgne · « **Reply #50 on:** November 21, 2013, 08:29:13 PM »

8.8" with a nice looking ass on it

http://web.stagram.com/p/587938556660645583_17905222

shark tits · « **Reply #51 on:** November 21, 2013, 08:34:17 PM »

i like my women like my chicken. battered and fried.

cretard · « **Reply #52 on:** November 30, 2013, 06:59:22 PM »

i like em how i like my boards, paid for with birthday card money.

Author Topic: I like my boards how I like my women (Read 1612 times)

plod

BuddyPal

Jackburton

Rusty_Berrings

BasicSkater

Rusty_Berrings

Pearl

imgne

shark tits