Due to my line of work, I say tread lightly if you follow this advice. I’ve had to clean up the remnants, and it’s not pretty.
Go to 7-11, get yourself a monster, some hot Cheetos and a milk, and slam all that shit and smoke a few Marlboro lights. After your balanced breakfast, make sure you do an insane amount of hard work in the sun and don’t drink any water. Then, around 1030-1100 hit the roach coach, at this point it doesn’t matter what you eat because you’re guts are going to be a fucking warzone. But unlike Ray Beez, you can forget all about the warzone women, because you’re on a collision course with a hot portapotty and no toilet paper. BUT, you will not forget the struggle or the streaks.
Hell, just last week I was cleaning portapotties in a subdivision and I saw a dude joking around with his pals when he tried to push out a fart, this man had clearly followed the directions to a T. He sprinted across the street to a toilet I was about to clean, because shit had exploded up his back and down his jeans. He stood in there and cleaned himself up while waiting for his buddy to bring him a set of coveralls to change into. Dude put the coveralls on and went back to work in Texas heat, but left his shit covered clothing inside the toilet bowl, which he had also fucking demolished and managed to miss.