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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #330 on: August 25, 2012, 10:42:15 PM »
Well the thing that really bugs me to no end is when there's one car in front of me going straight and I'm directly behind them trying to turn right at a red light...


Have you ever thought about having sex with your mother?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #331 on: August 26, 2012, 04:06:59 AM »
nope,
but i did have a horrid dream of my dad being naked taking a sunbath in the middle of the street with his twin brother (he doesnt have a twin brother)

when was the last time you happened to find cheese in your dick?
whats the nature of dick cheese?


I just want everyone to know that I'm only 32.8% skateboarder, and that's on a good day. The rest is just soy and cum.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #332 on: September 01, 2012, 03:40:54 PM »
nope,
but i did have a horrid dream of my dad being naked taking a sunbath in the middle of the street with his twin brother (he doesnt have a twin brother)

when was the last time you happened to find cheese in your dick?
whats the nature of dick cheese?

I dont have foreskin, never had dick cheese. That sounds disgusting though. Shower. God.

What's the longest time you've gone beween being single and having a gf. I'm going on 3 years.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #333 on: September 02, 2012, 04:04:49 PM »
About a year. Been with the same chick for 17 years now though.

Do you believe in karma? Doesnt have to be a devote belief just little things

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #334 on: September 03, 2012, 09:52:07 AM »
About a year. Been with the same chick for 17 years now though.

Do you believe in karma? Doesnt have to be a devote belief just little things

No. There is no god either. Matter is an expression of energy and existence is beautiful chaos.

Skate an hour every day of the week or skate all day once a week?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #335 on: September 03, 2012, 02:37:12 PM »
Skate an hour every day of the week.

What was the greatest day of your life?


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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #336 on: September 03, 2012, 08:49:02 PM »
Skate an hour every day of the week.

What was the greatest day of your life?
 

I think skating an hour a day is less productive than 8 hours for one day.   It takes a while to warm up and then get to the point of trying something the hour is up, I don't know if that's all the time you have, if it is it's just nice to do some ollies.

I haven't had a greatest day of my life so far.  I have good times, it's just hard to say what the greatest day is.

What are the qualities of the greatest day of your life that make it better than just a good one?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #337 on: September 04, 2012, 12:13:59 AM »
The greatest day of my life when my first gf and I had just started dating, we smoked a fatty joint in bed, right before having sex.I can't even remember why it was so special but I was the happiest I've been and I think about that time often, even tho that same scenario happened many times since then.

How does hair get in ur asshole?I have long hair, down to the middle of my back.sometimes I rip out lil asshole hairs on the sides of my asshole. Often I get a long one, which isn't attached. I just pull and pull, its way in there.I imagine it feels like anal beads coming out, but I seriously dunno how it gets 12 inches deep in there.and I'm pretty sure its not going thru my digestive tract, but that my asshole is swallowing it slowly or something.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #338 on: September 04, 2012, 12:26:45 AM »
I have never had hair get into my asshole, but in all honesty I think I have hair around my asshole.

What is the most disturbing/disgusting/revolting/horrid porn you've seen?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #339 on: September 04, 2012, 12:37:15 PM »
Genki, Japanese Eel Porn.

Assuming you had the tools and stamina would you become a male porn star if the opportunity arose?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #340 on: September 04, 2012, 12:50:49 PM »
Naw dude. This is the internet age. Not risking any future career over some unprotected sex and free HIV.

If you could copulate with one male sports / sports entertainment star who would you pick?
Man enough to carry cuffs
Man enough to stand trial

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #341 on: October 14, 2012, 04:52:02 PM »
Greg Oden.


Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #342 on: October 14, 2012, 07:46:28 PM »
Greg Oden.


Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?
That's a toss up.  I shaved the rim with my dad's razor because it was hairy once.  Also, when I was a kid I had gastroenteritis which lead to cyclic vomiting. I couldn't keep water or food down so the doctor gave me suppositories which my mother plopped up me in there.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #343 on: October 14, 2012, 07:55:24 PM »
No, never.

Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #344 on: October 14, 2012, 08:22:15 PM »
No, never.

Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?

no never.

what is your relationship with your parents like?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #345 on: October 14, 2012, 08:55:12 PM »
Greg Oden.


Whats the grossest thing you've ever done regarding your butthole?


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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #346 on: October 15, 2012, 10:54:51 AM »
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No, never.

Ever fantasize about having sex with someone of the same gender?
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no never.

what is your relationship with your parents like?

we have a great relationship, but not really too personal. i generally keep them in the dark about everything. i really only talk to my dad about sports and work.

lets say the mayans were right, and the world was going to end on the 21st of december, and the end was only confirmed a week prior to the date. how would you spend your last week?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #347 on: October 15, 2012, 12:33:04 PM »
Go to Southern California and hang out with my sister. Since she lives in Downtown Los Angeles I would probably also skate all the spots you usually get kicked out of. Mostly just hang out with her though.

Closest near-death experience?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #348 on: October 16, 2012, 11:10:47 AM »
I've been watching so much car accident footage lately.its starting to freak me out when an oncoming semi drifts slightly into my lane.a real story tho:in hawaii, around 6 or something.me n bro bolt from the parking lot at a beach, directly into the water.rip current pulls me out, then an undertow starts taking me down. 5 minutes of fighting it and I am swallowing water while gasping for air.started choking and had to stop from exhaustion, right when a surfer swims out and pulls me up onto his board.for a few seconds before that I was 100% sure I was about to die, weird thoughts to have when you're a small child.


What is the most you've sacrificed/put up with/watever to get a girl or guy u really want?
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #349 on: November 16, 2012, 09:10:07 AM »
To posters who are working full-time: when you're at work, how much of the 8 hour work day would you say you spend actually working?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #350 on: November 16, 2012, 09:31:34 AM »
About 75 percent maybe, the rest is daydreaming. Usually skateboarding in my head.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #351 on: November 16, 2012, 09:55:26 AM »
Ya gotta ask another question bro

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #352 on: November 16, 2012, 10:08:12 AM »
Do you think I should eat another muffin? I've had two.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #353 on: November 16, 2012, 10:13:43 AM »
eat a lot of muffins, kid. a lot of muffins



so i sweat a lot when i skate and i always end up with like a half cup of sweat somehow just in my taint area..  i dono whats keepin the liquid there all i know is that it's there. really bums me out, it bums my friends out when i talk about it, it's always just splashin' around, i can't focus.  Its like a reverse gravity cup of sweaty stool stew just sittin there, and when i'm out in the heat.... i just can't handle it anymore.  I don't know what to do, my life is falling apart in shambles i thought i was someone i'm not.  I always convinced myself i wasn't the sweaty, hairy dude.... doc says I have reversed body dismorphia in that I see a version of myself that no one else perceives. Sometimes i feel more comfortable in the alleyways than in bed with my lemur, charles.  It's like I want to be a part of the darkness, and i thrive on pain and bloodshed almost as much as seeing the general disdain and confusion in the mindless faces of joe everyman.  So i guess my question is....

who's part in pretty sweet are you looking forward to most?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #354 on: November 16, 2012, 11:04:49 AM »
Raven and rick.cut a hole in ur undies if u have too much sweat pooling.kinda related but when I smashed my teeth last year I grew to love it because I felt it was more me. I feel fucked up so the more my body matches how I feel, just felt right.

When was the last time someone broke your trust?story plz
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #355 on: July 17, 2013, 09:50:25 PM »
come on guys this thread was the shit, someone answer my question.

who broke ur trust last? how?
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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #356 on: July 17, 2013, 10:16:48 PM »
Does anyone here stand up to wipe after a shit???

My friend does it and I thing it's weird...

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #357 on: July 17, 2013, 10:27:17 PM »
Absofuckinglutely. However, I'm a cautious man.

What is the absolute dumbest thing you've ever purchased? We can be talking how much you spent on it, a reason for buying it, or the sheer amount of money it cost.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #358 on: July 17, 2013, 10:38:07 PM »
Myself. Black eye.

I'm very smart.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #359 on: July 17, 2013, 10:45:51 PM »
Come on people, you are all messing up a really simple game.

Step 1. Answer the last question.
Step 2. Ask a question.

To go back to the last question - the dumbest thing I have ever spent money on is probably buying plane tickets out of the country for less than a week. I have gone on two trips to England where I was only gone for like 4 days to visit an ex. She's evil, so that makes it dumb. Oh and I was pretty much jet-lagged the whole time.

Best purchase of your life? Why?