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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #90 on: January 05, 2012, 12:43:43 AM »
I have up masturbating for lent, but only lasted 2 weeks.

The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises?

Dark Knight Rises!

never fart again or never burp again.

I love them both so much!

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #91 on: January 05, 2012, 01:19:14 AM »
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I have up masturbating for lent, but only lasted 2 weeks.

The Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises?
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Dark Knight Rises!

never fart again or never burp again.

I love them both so much!


never fart. as much as i love a good toot, takin a lil snooze in class & farting in my sleep during high school was embarrassing as fuck.

whats the best thread ever posted on slap?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #92 on: January 05, 2012, 02:20:10 AM »
SK8 ON NBC

or any of rawbs ramblings.




what's one of your guilty pleasures?

The songs "Pinch Me" and "Brian Wilson" by the Bare Naked Ladies. Don't fucking judge me, I listen to a shit ton of good music besided those two songs.


Who would win in this fight and how would it end? Be discriptive.



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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #93 on: January 05, 2012, 03:18:45 AM »
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SK8 ON NBC

or any of rawbs ramblings.




what's one of your guilty pleasures?
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The songs "Pinch Me" and "Brian Wilson" by the Bare Naked Ladies. Don't fucking judge me, I listen to a shit ton of good music besided those two songs.


Who would win in this fight and how would it end? Be discriptive.



I think they would go at it for several minutes, ending with Vin holding a knife to Mr.Clean. Ready to kill Mr.Clean he then is interrupted by Mr.Clean's confession that he is really Vin's biological father. Vin would be so in shock that he'll drop his guard while Mr.Clean grabs Vin's blade and stab him. realizing that he killed his only son, he will proceed to turn the blade on himself & end his own life. So in this battle there is no winner.
anybody ever fuck a milf? how was it?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #94 on: January 05, 2012, 10:21:52 AM »
Yes, It was the winter of 2008, I was 23 and she was 41 fresh of the divorce. I left feeling like I won the Super Bowl all by myself.

Whats you're favorite daytime talk show?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #95 on: January 05, 2012, 11:07:50 AM »
Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.

How many fingers am I holding up?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #96 on: January 05, 2012, 12:56:57 PM »
Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.

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Three.

Is toothbrush ever on sale?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #97 on: January 05, 2012, 02:38:55 PM »
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Admittedly, I don't watch them but if I had to of course it would be Jerry Springer. You can't beat trailer trash fights and all the crazy freaks they have on the show.

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Three.

Is toothbrush ever on sale?

I've seen them on sale in Walmart, but I don't know if they have them in europe.

How do I get a girl I'm dating to shave her bush if I've only seen her/fucked her a couple times?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #98 on: January 05, 2012, 02:43:14 PM »
roofies


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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #99 on: January 05, 2012, 05:00:56 PM »
gladiator... zing!

pro with the smallest dick and pro with the biggest dick?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #100 on: January 05, 2012, 05:15:29 PM »
gladiator... zing!

pro with the smallest dick and pro with the biggest dick?

smallest: Lindsey Robertson
biggest: Stevie Williams

If you could suck your own dick, would you?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #101 on: January 05, 2012, 05:41:09 PM »
Nah man, You never know where its been.

What is your oppinion on the posability of Scotland becoming an independant nation from the U.K. in 2014?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #102 on: January 05, 2012, 06:52:46 PM »
Highly unlikely.

What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?

 

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #103 on: January 05, 2012, 08:24:41 PM »
Highly unlikely.

What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?

 

In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit.  One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her.  Was really weirded out by that comment.


Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #104 on: January 06, 2012, 12:41:38 AM »
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Highly unlikely.

What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?

 
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In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit.  One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her.  Was really weirded out by that comment.


Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?

In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool

If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?



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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #105 on: January 06, 2012, 01:19:15 AM »
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Highly unlikely.

What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?

 
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In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit.  One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her.  Was really weirded out by that comment.


Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
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In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool

If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?


Yes I would.
Longest you've gone without taking a shit?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #106 on: January 06, 2012, 03:38:37 AM »
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Highly unlikely.

What is the craziest thing a woman has said to you in bed?

 
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In highschool I ended up dating my best friend and the times older sister for a little bit.  One of the first times we fucked and we just finished she mentioned how she thought it would be fun for her brother and myself to doub team her.  Was really weirded out by that comment.


Wheres the weirdest place you have jerked it?
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In a bush where I am sure this old woman could see, after I went to the pool

If you had 2 weeks to live, would you raw dog chicks who have AIDS and other diseases?


[close]
Yes I would.
Longest you've gone without taking a shit?

3 days due to illness, just couldnt eat so had nothing to poop

funniest thing youve seen in person?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #107 on: January 08, 2012, 10:47:15 PM »
This guy who is nearly legally blind came to a party my friend had. He was wasted and started shit and being a complete idiot. He punched one of my good friends in the face, and another friend of mine jumped in and hit him back, knocking off his super thick prescription glasses. He continued to try and fight my friends, missing about four or five hay makers in a row. He was tossed from the party, but got his glasses back. He kicked the door in later. Shouldn't have given the glasses back in retrospective... could have had hours of entertainment as he tried to find the door to kick.

Most lies you've told in one conversation to sound cooler than you are?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #108 on: January 08, 2012, 11:10:38 PM »
15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.


If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #109 on: January 09, 2012, 12:09:18 AM »
15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.


If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
Larry Perkins.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #110 on: January 09, 2012, 05:22:03 AM »
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15 years old, shit was dumb as fuck. Regret it.


If you could steal a pro's skill but you'd have one day to film a full part, which pro would you steal that skill from?
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Larry Perkins.

Can you get a good nights sleep the night before surgery?
besides the hunger, yes. don't worry, you'll be out before you countdown to 7.

if you now could time travel back and meet your 14 year-old self, what would you tell him/you?


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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #111 on: January 09, 2012, 05:59:17 AM »
quit hockey, buy yourself a skateboard and get the old slr camera of your parents to start shooting pictures.

ass or tittie thread?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #112 on: January 09, 2012, 06:07:09 AM »
Just typed an answer on the 14 year old question.

Really good question. I'm 23 and started skating when i was 13/14. I would tell.

- Focus more on school, lazy dick.
- get laid more.
- don't skate stairs, because your knees and ankles are weak.
and i would go to a bar and get drunk with myself.

And answer to the matze question.

Used to be the titties thread, but since i have a girlfriend with big nice tits and a smaller ass.
I started loking more often in the ass thread.

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Bitches call me pussy, the horse filler.

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #113 on: January 09, 2012, 06:45:40 AM »
rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot


i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .
tricks are for kids , style is forever

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #114 on: January 09, 2012, 07:20:50 AM »
I used to always say instant death, but what if tomorrow they come up with a cure. Better yet, give you a mech suit or something.


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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #115 on: January 09, 2012, 10:15:57 AM »
sorry mom.

if you could be a chick for a day...wich one will you be ?
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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2012, 10:27:05 AM »
rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot


i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .

I'd say instant death, I couldn't live being a vegetable. Fixies, yay or nay. (Cardiel and other anti hero dudes rides one)

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2012, 10:52:55 AM »
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rugrats
courage the cowardly dog
reboot


i ask myself this one often, full Paraplegia or instant death .

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I'd say instant death, I couldn't live being a vegetable. Fixies, yay or nay. (Cardiel and other anti hero dudes rides one)
i have to admit to yes.  if you get past the hipster crap they are good fun to just go for a ride on.

Best day of your life?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #118 on: January 09, 2012, 12:06:50 PM »
already had a couple best days... one was a day that had like 75 degree/no wind/sunny weather, had money, was skating with friends and learned a new trick plus was landing everything, and ate some good food



have you ever jerked off to anime porn?

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Re: Ask Anyone Anything Game.
« Reply #119 on: January 09, 2012, 12:53:50 PM »
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Best day of your life?

I can think of several:
-One of the three or so return days after a long time spent at home from college apart from my ex.  Usually involved road head from the airport and sex the rest of the day.
-Also the day I skated across the Waterloo bridge to Southbank and explored downtown London and found awesome spots.  Being so far my hometown doing what I loved in that beauiful city was surreal.
-The 3rd and final day I spent in Amsterdam.  Started with smoking, filming around the city, ended with drinks at leidsplein, more smoking, more drinks, a trip to the red light district, and ending it at 4 am smoking outside of the hotel lying on my back looking at the sky next to a canal with a homey.

That made me feel happy as fuck thinking about that question haha.

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have you ever jerked off to anime porn?
Yes a handful of times....never feel good about.  It usually wasn't my original intention going into the "whole thing."  My ex gf actually saw it in my history too.  It was on my IE history for some reason and I never use that browser.  It was so old that I wasn't even dating her at the time...but she was a cool chick about that kind of shit.


Question: 
What is the best, safest, wealthiest, freedom-having, hottest-chick-having, low-cost-of-living, modern, most entertaining, scenic, pleasent climate, country/city on Earth?  Could you get a job there?   (You can scratch off some of the categories if you have to)

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