Author Topic: Black Label's Jub (Read 13900 times)

Underpressureflips · « **Reply #60 on:** December 21, 2022, 06:19:15 PM »

“Jubs in town” is what I say to my wife when I wake up with an erection

Gab · « **Reply #61 on:** December 21, 2022, 08:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Underpressureflips on December 21, 2022, 06:19:15 PM

“Jubs in town” is what I say to my wife when I wake up with an erection

Funny, that’s my wife’s euphemism for her period.

urbneathme · « **Reply #62 on:** December 22, 2022, 07:10:04 AM »

wish me luck - going to my boss and saying “jub’s in town for the holidays.” gonna see if i can get tomorrow off.

ok boomer · « **Reply #63 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:06:39 AM »

Got a jubby

Newphone · « **Reply #64 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:20:15 AM »

Honey it just seems like you get extra mad about things when “jubs in town”

Pete · « **Reply #65 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:35:06 AM »

Quote from: Newphone on December 21, 2022, 05:29:30 PM

Quote from: MOE SYZLAK on December 21, 2022, 03:42:23 PM
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Bout to start firing "Jub's in town" off as a reason to get out of shit
"I'd love to go to your DJ set tonight! I can't though, Jub's in town"
[close]

Yeah I’ve been trying it out for a day now, I like

Fuckin hell, ever since Jub got in town the weather has been absolute shit damn.

Free max b

work_lurker · « **Reply #66 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:55:07 AM »

Quote from: jersey by nature on December 30, 2011, 08:18:28 AM

They was a long post about this about a year ago. He's straight edge, never got into drugs and lives in Chicago. Got married and settled down.

Definitely had the style of someone who never got into drugs..

The real veganshawn · « **Reply #67 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:57:22 AM »

Great skater

Newphone · « **Reply #68 on:** December 22, 2022, 11:00:20 AM »

Jub sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He knows if you’re getting a Christmas complete,
So be nice for goodness sake!

GAY · « **Reply #69 on:** December 22, 2022, 11:40:36 AM »

Can't throw a rock in here without hitting a Jub.

Watson · « **Reply #70 on:** December 22, 2022, 12:32:57 PM »

It would be a very valuable line to hype yourself up before trying a trick. "JUB'S IN TOWN!"

MOE SYZLAK · « **Reply #71 on:** December 22, 2022, 12:53:45 PM »

“Jub’s in town!” Heath shouted as he punched himself in the head. Trying to muster the strength to lipslide the gigantic handrail.

doomstation55 · « **Reply #72 on:** December 22, 2022, 01:39:32 PM »

My favorite part of his Black Out part is when he said “It’s Jub’n time” then Jubbed all over that tall thing he rode of.

Newphone · « **Reply #73 on:** December 22, 2022, 08:50:01 PM »

I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888

TLDR:

He loves Michigan, but growing up there was hard with shredding on the mind

He has no discernible skills outside of skating and little education

Wants to get a Michigan tattoo, but has to get his buddies together and are waiting on their white trash friend to do the tattoos.

Living in his car while he’s in Chicago, as to not inconvenience anyone with his presence on the couch.

Has a porno mag in there and beats off on the reg.

Editors note (well, me) : he’s actually way fucking cooler than I already though he was

Puddy Smally · « **Reply #74 on:** December 22, 2022, 08:52:56 PM »

Quote from: Newphone on December 22, 2022, 08:50:01 PM

I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888

He jubbed one out in his car!

Madam, I'm Adam · « **Reply #75 on:** December 22, 2022, 08:58:26 PM »

Wonder how many times Jub gets confused with Pat Rakestraw.

Tom Pearl · « **Reply #76 on:** December 22, 2022, 10:04:55 PM »

was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue

dannyprovolone · « **Reply #77 on:** December 23, 2022, 02:20:51 AM »

how is there no epicly laterd jub episode

da fuck was they thinkin

straight fucking edge · « **Reply #78 on:** December 23, 2022, 04:21:08 AM »

every time i see this thread i think it says "blake judd"

GumOnMyGrip · « **Reply #79 on:** December 23, 2022, 06:57:17 AM »

Quote from: Tom Pearl on December 22, 2022, 10:04:55 PM

was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue

Uh, no…
Might want to try that again.

Puddy Smally · « **Reply #80 on:** December 23, 2022, 07:30:15 AM »

Jub is claiming his rightful spot on Slap’s pantheon of greatness.

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #81 on:** December 23, 2022, 09:04:56 AM »

Let’s get Jub on new balance

Watson · « **Reply #82 on:** December 23, 2022, 09:29:46 AM »

Quote from: Puddy Smally on December 22, 2022, 08:52:56 PM

Quote from: Newphone on December 22, 2022, 08:50:01 PM
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I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888
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He jubbed one out in his car!

Jubbing off on some jubblies!

Tom Pearl · « **Reply #83 on:** December 23, 2022, 09:34:48 AM »

Quote from: GumOnMyGrip on December 23, 2022, 06:57:17 AM

Quote from: Tom Pearl on December 22, 2022, 10:04:55 PM
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was just browsing black labels website and they dont have a team listed and they don't offer any pro models other than the cardiel snuff reissue
[close]

Uh, no…
Might want to try that again.

my bad i see them now

Newphone · « **Reply #84 on:** December 23, 2022, 09:41:38 AM »

Quote from: Bristol_Palin on December 23, 2022, 09:04:56 AM

Let’s get Jub on new balance

I want to relaunch duffs with JUB and Adam Alfaro on the launch squad.

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #85 on:** December 23, 2022, 09:51:43 AM »

Quote from: urbneathme on December 22, 2022, 07:10:04 AM

wish me luck - going to my boss and saying “jub’s in town for the holidays.” gonna see if i can get tomorrow off.

Everyone should try this. I want to know the success rate.

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #86 on:** December 24, 2022, 06:33:54 AM »

Jubs in town

fulltechnicalskizzy · « **Reply #87 on:** December 24, 2022, 07:00:31 AM »

you better black out, trucks better be tight, were gonna find out whos burning inside..

J U B is coming to town

Bristol_Palin · « **Reply #88 on:** December 25, 2022, 06:29:08 AM »

Last night I left a couple of loose cigarettes and a bottle of water out and Jub dropped in my chimney and gave my an irregular sized fallen striped zip up sweatshirt with a factor defect that his buddy left in his car!

Steely Daniel · « **Reply #89 on:** December 25, 2022, 07:20:09 AM »

Jub's in town and bringing such joy to us all.

Author Topic: Black Label's Jub (Read 13900 times)

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