Black Label's Jub

[WavyDavy]

I saw Mommy kissing Jub
Underneath the mistletoe last night

[MOE SYZLAK]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
Not a creature vid was playing , or even Girl’s Mouse;
The plywood was laid by the garage with care
In hopes that Jub’s roll off would be landing there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Label Kills replayed in their heads.

[Newphone]

Um, guys…JUB is either not straight edge or he’s really into the art design of coors light….


https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/12791014_950850384998326_5839855513355086768_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=108&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=4tM_VkleOpgAX9jYauC&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-2.xx&oh=00_AfCfV8UOS6jaukMhp3MqLmAlS_pgDhI8qQHmiwWCDSu38g&oe=63CFF49D



He’s also watching golf.  I might be more into the JUB of Christmas past.



Just kidding, I guess I think golf is cool now.

[Bristol_Palin]

Jub is in town

[Pete]

I feel like this interview should be it’s own thread, but I’ll post it here for just the real JUB heads…

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Jub%3A+%22I%27ll+Die+in+Michigan+I+Guarantee+it%22.+(Heads)-a081565888

TLDR: 

He loves Michigan, but growing up there was hard with shredding on the mind

He has no discernible skills outside of skating and little education

Wants to get a Michigan tattoo, but has to get his buddies together and are waiting on their white trash friend to do the tattoos.

Living in his car while he’s in Chicago, as to not inconvenience anyone with his presence on the couch.

Has a porno mag in there and beats off on the reg.

Editors note (well, me) : he’s actually way fucking cooler than I already though he was

It’s a mf Jub Christmas miracle. So sick. Real legend.



Free max b

[Newphone]

Can we get a pals questions with Jub?  Is that still a thing?

[ok boomer]

Get a haircut and get a real jub

[Bristol_Palin]

Is Jub still in town?

[urbneathme]

Is Jub still in town?

of course! he sticks around until the feast of the epiphany, otherwise known as little jubmas, on january 6

[Burt Ward]

My Jub is bigger than your Jub, sing it.

[Sizzle]

Can somebody with photoshop do this with Jub and the soty results

[Burt Ward]

[Joust Ostrich]

Google image search for Jub not disappointing.  But it wasn't what I expected.

[cky enthusiast]

there was a neopet called jub jub, i always assumed he took it from neopets

[Madam, I'm Adam]

Jub is in town

Be a good husband and make your wife herbal tea, lunch, and make sure she’s got enough pads. Head to the store to buy appropriately-sized tampons if not, and let her rest.

[Owen]

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
Not a creature vid was playing , or even Girl’s Mouse;
The plywood was laid by the garage with care
In hopes that Jub’s roll off would be landing there
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Label Kills replayed in their heads.

Gnarred for the quality Jub Christmas vibes

[backside_reacharound]

As 2023 dawns take time to reflect on all the times Jub was supposed to come to town but instead spent the whole time jacking his filthy hog while living in a car in chicago

[bradtheraddad]

Aww man, I thought this thread was about that dude who was post-credits in the Zero video…Jud?

EDIT: Looks like Jud is living the good life in Arkansas still. Extra rad, looks like his son has a mean 360 flip! https://instagram.com/boltthrower?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

[Newphone]

One of these years, Jub will fall into the annals of time, never to be thought about again by any living person, like all of us.  That year will not be two thousand twenty three. 

2023 and JUBs in fuckin town

[Bristol_Palin]

Jub's in town

[Gab]

Beware of Jub since the 1800s

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
      And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
      The frumious Bandersnatch!”

Make my jub jubs bounce

[Bristol_Palin]

I miss when Jub was in town.

[Lou Strux]

He’ll be back.
He ALWAYS comes back: he’s JUB!

[dannyprovolone]

the major motion picture debut of "Jubs in town" cannot come soon enough

[Ms. Tamzarian]

*Selma voice* Whattya say Jubjub, do I look dashing enough for the homecoming of JUB?

[dannyprovolone]

rumor has it jub was in town when kennedy was shot

[lickcakes]

i'm just happy other people love pat rakestraw as much as i do, wow

rewatched some jub and had a great time!

[cky enthusiast]

rumor has it jub was in town when kennedy was shot

presidents bullet ridden body in the street

[skate_or_dingus]

He’ll be back.
He ALWAYS comes back: he’s JUB!

 My Jub went to the store for a pack of smokes and hasn't been back in 22 years.

 Edit: Oh wait that was my Dad.

[DaleSr]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm currently under the covers, snug as a jub