Author Topic: Did you ever think, "Damn, this kid looks GOOFY?" in regards to new pros, etc. (Read 6569 times)

Wall of Nausea · « **on:** February 08, 2012, 09:16:24 PM »

Admit it, this shit is an image based industry, but for real, did you ever see a video or magazine of a big talk skater, and ever think "holy shit he's good, but he looks like a fucking goof"

Examples
Shaun White
Stefan Janoski
Steve Berra
Steve Brule
The last few odd named pro kids in the last 3 years
Neil Hamburger
Foreman
Corey Duffel
Mathais Ringstrom
Big Daddy Gay
Doink the Clown and Dink
Mankind
Cactusjack
Yourdad

DaSk8D00D · « **Reply #1 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:37:14 PM »

lol, nah son.

GarglesCmen · « **Reply #2 on:** February 08, 2012, 09:56:52 PM »

nah, i get that vibe from really short dudes that look like they are ready to unload a heavy dump onto their grip while they set up for tricks

NowhereInLife · « **Reply #3 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:37:02 PM »

i really only think that when they are regular but have the ill tight switch game.

smokecrack · « **Reply #4 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:41:03 PM »

i hear ya op, but Steve Brule, Neil Hamburger and Mathias Ringstrom all go hard.

don't sleep

trannies and mannies · « **Reply #5 on:** February 08, 2012, 10:45:22 PM »

i think austen seaholm looks goofy, same with lutzka

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #6 on:** February 08, 2012, 11:39:03 PM »

matt bennett looks exactly like butt-head

degobra · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2012, 12:24:26 AM »

Quote from: trannies and mannies on February 08, 2012, 10:45:22 PM

i think austen seaholm looks goofy, same with lutzka

austin seholm ahh man i haven't heard that name in a long time, did you ever see that tampa am where he threw his 3rdplace clock everyone boo'd his ass total career suicide. he had a bag of tricks though. fuck lutzka

JUSTICE BEAVER · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:48:55 AM »

Janoski? Really? Fuck you.

apad88 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:58:48 AM »

Quote from: JUSTICE BEAVER on February 09, 2012, 01:48:55 AM

Janoski? Really? Fuck you.

Archers of Chaka · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:41:51 AM »

I've always thought Brezenski was a goofy looking motherfucker.

sprayTAN101 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2012, 03:52:00 AM »

i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. $:-\$

relevant to my intrests · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2012, 04:56:28 AM »

Quote from: JUSTICE BEAVER on February 09, 2012, 01:48:55 AM

Janoski? Really? Fuck you.

The homosexuality is strong in this one, Not that there is anything wrong with that. You little gay boy you.

Wall of Nausea · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2012, 05:05:30 AM »

Quote from: ElBonerGrande on February 09, 2012, 02:58:48 AM

Quote from: JUSTICE BEAVER on February 09, 2012, 01:48:55 AM
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
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I meant Steven Jankoski
http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621

Fuck you very much, faggots.

Andrefosho · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:07:16 AM »

Quote from: sprayTAN101 on February 09, 2012, 03:52:00 AM

i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. $:-\$

Naw man, he's just 100% natural ripper.

superslopp · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:27:06 AM »

Skate Edge · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:35:47 AM »

Tony Hawk
Jaws

Both are great skaters who shouldn't care if anyone thinks they look goofy.

dankradschwag · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:40:47 AM »

trevor colden, tom asta, everyone on zero...

jexe · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:52:29 AM »

Quote from: sprayTAN101 on February 09, 2012, 03:52:00 AM

i know im gonna get slammed for this, but i still think vicent alvarez looks uncomfortable on a skateboard. $:-\$

finally! someone who shares the same view as me, i totally get why every backs him, but to me i just can't get the image of an ultimate man f
grom out of my head!

Patey · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2012, 07:56:18 AM »

Quote from: Wall of Nausea on February 09, 2012, 05:05:30 AM

Quote from: ElBonerGrande on February 09, 2012, 02:58:48 AM
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Quote from: JUSTICE BEAVER on February 09, 2012, 01:48:55 AM
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Janoski? Really? Fuck you.
[close]
[close]

I meant Steven Jankoski
http://www.facebook.com/people/Steven-Jankoski/1564612621

Fuck you very much, faggots.

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Samuel Gorgompus · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:04:42 AM »

When I first saw Lizard King's Transworld Check out from like 2004 I thought he was the strangest looking human.

Dr Steve Brule · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2012, 08:34:52 AM »

Steve Brule? This pleases me

Fenzadill · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2012, 09:48:45 AM »

Quote from: Handsome Squidward on February 09, 2012, 08:04:42 AM

When I first saw Lizard King's Transworld Check out from like 2004 I thought he was the strangest looking human.

Yeah that guy looks like a space gnome, I can't imagine what it's like to eat acid with him.

http://surfskatesupply.com/lizardking.jpg "YOU FEEL IT KICKIN' IN BRO!?!?!?"

ChronicBluntSlider · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:03:32 PM »

Tommy Sandoval and Jake Duncombe are both goofy looking guys I like to watch skate. Lutzka has the face of a nerd out of central casting, he always looks funny to me cause he tries so hard to dress cool and still has that Revenge of the Nerds face.

victor333 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Archers of Chaka on February 09, 2012, 03:41:51 AM

I've always thought Brezenski was a goofy looking motherfucker.

I think everyone does, though. Still love the guy

commie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:43:00 PM »

Bledsoe

Something about that kid's appearance annoys the fuck out of me. I had a hard time watching his Midfield part because of it.

BlackEye77 · « **Reply #26 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:53:42 PM »

Quote from: commie on February 09, 2012, 01:43:00 PM

Bledsoe

Something about that kid's appearance annoys the fuck out of me. I had a hard time watching his Midfield part because of it.

He just looks like someone shrunk Scott Johnston.

A lot of these dudes are going through puberty and their awkward teen growth spurt years where some parts of your body/face grow faster than others. So what. Are you trying to date the dudes? Want everyone to be as dreamy as Shecks?

Since when is Mathias Ringstrom a new pro? Dude's been in the game for like 15 years. Same with Berra, and half your list for that matter.

Probably A Robot · « **Reply #27 on:** February 09, 2012, 01:56:50 PM »

Tarquin · « **Reply #28 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:21:15 PM »

Quote from: Mike Litoris on February 09, 2012, 12:20:57 PM

Mark Suciu is awesome an all, but he looks like a geek. Which I like, almost a mango steez

They both look like they'd be really good at math.

friendly dave · « **Reply #29 on:** February 09, 2012, 02:41:30 PM »

Author Topic: Did you ever think, "Damn, this kid looks GOOFY?" in regards to new pros, etc. (Read 6569 times)

Wall of Nausea

DaSk8D00D

trannies and mannies

apad88

Wall of Nausea

superslopp

dankradschwag

jexe

Samuel Gorgompus

victor333