Author Topic: Isanyoneup.com (Read 65111 times)

sven thorkel · « **Reply #60 on:** February 15, 2012, 11:41:18 AM »

Quote from: Skate Troll on February 14, 2012, 05:30:12 PM

wow 99 percent of the guys are gorgeous and would all put ron jeremy to shame. I mean some of those dudes look like theyre 12 inches or something, 5 dollar footlong. Im 7.215 inches and frankly after seeing that Ifeel insecure if that is the general population where are the normal guys either crazy big or crazy small, wheres average joe shmcoe.Also how many of you have the deep v cut. I had that when I was 17 then adios it kinda went away kinda, mostly.

umm, okay?
so we were talking about buttholes and butthole bleaching, then all of a sudden, wookie dick chirps in by belittling everyone and updating us all on his measurements. out of the blue, dawg

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #61 on:** February 15, 2012, 11:46:29 AM »

so, you are 7.215 inches? according to that accurate measurement i am pretty sure you had a element twigs board at some point.

layzieyez · « **Reply #62 on:** February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM »

7.215? I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.

Jack Klompis · « **Reply #63 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:05:10 PM »

my adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches, which is .8 inches more than the national average

Cadillac Ranch Dressing · « **Reply #64 on:** February 15, 2012, 01:07:52 PM »

Quote from: skate_bored on February 14, 2012, 07:02:01 PM

so uhhh, whos next?

sven thorkel · « **Reply #65 on:** February 15, 2012, 02:06:32 PM »

Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 12:53:19 PM

Quote from: layzieyez on February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM
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7.215? I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.
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no, no you havent you liar.

yah, he probably has. i've seen a homeless dude with a 7.333333 repeating dangler. soft.

sven thorkel · « **Reply #66 on:** February 15, 2012, 03:59:31 PM »

Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 02:56:21 PM

exept you put a ruler from the tip till you hit the pubic bone measuring from the top, thats it, thats measurment.

ohhh. now that i think of it, i think i may have measured it wrong. would you mind teaching me the proper measuring technique, so that next time i measure a homeless man's penis i do it correctly? any help would be much appreciated

Spike Hawke · « **Reply #67 on:** February 15, 2012, 04:17:41 PM »

you guys bitching about the correct way to measure your dicks has ruined it. Nice one

sven thorkel · « **Reply #68 on:** February 15, 2012, 05:12:52 PM »

yah, it's pretty pathetic. you do know that men who brag about their penis lengths on the internet are probably the lowest rung of the all important internet hierarchy? and should you be calling yourself skate troll when you just trolled yourself by digging that embarrassment trench?

Wall of Nausea · « **Reply #69 on:** February 15, 2012, 05:37:40 PM »

Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on February 15, 2012, 11:46:29 AM

so, you are 7.215 inches? according to that accurate measurement i am pretty sure you had a element twigs board at some point.

dude don't be a dumb ass, obviously. he juggled 7.125x31.5! I'm like a goddamn wizard. it was an atm blank. dawg.

Smurph · « **Reply #70 on:** February 15, 2012, 05:39:17 PM »

A few years back, upon release of some highly-anticipated video, some SLAP-pal traded me naked pictures of his girlfriend for the download link. Should I post them? ...the obvious difference in this case is that he more than likely will see them.

GarglesCmen · « **Reply #71 on:** February 15, 2012, 05:47:12 PM »

Taylor could have just jumped up to Rawbertsons level on my favorite slap posters scale hahaha

Pippen · « **Reply #72 on:** February 15, 2012, 07:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Smurph on February 15, 2012, 05:39:17 PM

A few years back, upon release of some highly-anticipated video, some SLAP-pal traded me naked pictures of his girlfriend for the download link. Should I post them? ...the obvious difference in this case is that he more than likely will see them.

What's with all these questions? You know the answer to that one!

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #73 on:** February 15, 2012, 08:29:07 PM »

fair trade.

crackrazor · « **Reply #74 on:** February 15, 2012, 10:35:34 PM »

fuck yeah.

Hobochilli · « **Reply #75 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:57:16 AM »

Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM

i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever

Do it!

ontheswarm · « **Reply #76 on:** February 16, 2012, 03:24:06 AM »

Quote from: cantstandya on February 16, 2012, 01:57:16 AM

Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
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i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
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Do it!

i agree you should do it...i guarantee some of you guys on here have a couple to post

Hobochilli · « **Reply #77 on:** February 16, 2012, 05:53:31 AM »

Quote from: cantstandya on February 16, 2012, 01:57:16 AM

Quote from: mandibleclaw on February 15, 2012, 07:54:31 PM
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i'll post an ex girlfriend's pics if skate troll gets banned forever
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Do it!

Dont think about it, just DO IT!

GarglesCmen · « **Reply #78 on:** February 16, 2012, 10:55:17 AM »

Im gonna try to find some nudes of my this one chick a few years ago and post them on here for you guys

Unbridled Technical Precision · « **Reply #79 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:12:29 AM »

you won't

mandibleclaw · « **Reply #80 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:36:25 PM »

skate troll is still alive

Useful Idiot · « **Reply #81 on:** February 16, 2012, 01:51:55 PM »

I don't really want to post any of my past conquests after than epic butthole on page 2 or whatever.

If the internet has taught me anything, it's that I sleep with some pretty haggard women.

layzieyez · « **Reply #82 on:** February 16, 2012, 07:49:36 PM »

Quote from: Skate Troll on February 15, 2012, 12:53:19 PM

Quote from: layzieyez on February 15, 2012, 12:35:59 PM
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7.215? I've seen bigger dicks on homeless dudes shitting outdoors.
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no, no you havent you liar.

Next time I see a homeless dude shitting with a bigger dick than you, I'll make sure to stop him and take a pic just for my gay friend, Skate Troll. All he collects is pictures of dicks to photoshop onto Batman so he can rub it out. Such a sad fucking dude.

ontheswarm · « **Reply #83 on:** February 16, 2012, 11:15:42 PM »

Quote from: GarglesCmen on February 16, 2012, 10:55:17 AM

Im gonna try to find some nudes of my this one chick a few years ago and post them on here for you guys

yea that sounds like a good idea

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #84 on:** February 17, 2012, 03:54:03 PM »

As usual Colin, nice work.

brent · « **Reply #85 on:** February 17, 2012, 03:59:51 PM »

i think i saw that girl on xtube

jeremyrandall · « **Reply #86 on:** February 17, 2012, 04:34:34 PM »

I like where this thread is going

Pippen · « **Reply #87 on:** February 17, 2012, 06:53:42 PM »

Quote from: jeremyrandall on February 17, 2012, 04:34:34 PM

I like where this thread is going

saucy ragu · « **Reply #88 on:** February 17, 2012, 08:57:49 PM »

I'm so drunk I've been seeing double for the last couple hours, but is that a black cherry lightsaber gun in front of her? She has a great ass though. Yes.

nylin · « **Reply #89 on:** February 17, 2012, 10:00:34 PM »

I really like the direction this thread is going, and Mandible, congratulations on going to pound-town on the luscious ass.

Author Topic: Isanyoneup.com (Read 65111 times)

Wall of Nausea

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