smoke crack then watch twilight
off topic but i couldn't resist telling the internet about this one time i took acid. I was 16 and naive, and the acid was making me go crazy. My friend who was supposed to watch over me fell asleep and for some reason i thought he died so i poured water on his face to make sure and so he woke up, got pissed off at me, and then went back to sleep. Relieved that my best friend was still alive, i proceeded to go through his hbo on demand when i found twilight. I cannot explain why i clicked "watch now" but watching it on acid was the best thing ever. I thought i understood love and all that good shit and it made me feel all warm inside so i took all my clothes off and tried to jack off, with my friend sleeping on the other side of the room...but i couldn't get hard so i gave up and watched that new adam sandler flick with the rza in it
strange? yes
gay? extremely. LSD is one helluva drug
in my mind at the time i didn't think it would look that gay if my friend woke up and saw me jerking off naked to twilight. I thought it would be like if somebody woke up while casper was fucking that chick at the end of kids. If he asked me what i was doing i would have been like "just trynna get my nut, dawg"