You know how much tail you could get in Vegas with a wallet full of cash, sporting $100,000 worth of jewelry and a little pinch of celebrity? He's probably getting Illuminati pussy on the reg and those types of bitches notice jewelry
Okay that said, I'll digress and admit that the chick that stole from him wasn't exactly graded A material. but seriously though, what was her name anyways? Stacy Salazar? To Shecks that girl may have well been named "Friday chick" or "Tuesday chick" whatever
Matter of fact: he's signing autographs at SPOT right now and some random chick (he's never met) just drove 9 hours from Alabama just to see his ass.