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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2012, 11:01:49 AM »
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What in the fucking hell?!!!!
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I'm just as upset as you are. It says hands free and that model is clearly using his hands.
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and it appears as though his dick is not out
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look at the far right one,  mans has a quiver of fleshlights waiting on him, you telling me a microwaved banana can compete with this shit?sometimes its not about fixing what aint broke, but bypassing three levels and upgrading to the 21st century. some rubber molded pussy isnt really that much of a technological advancement tho.

a banana peel is 3 levels ahead of ANYTHING, i put that on everything
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2012, 01:57:22 PM »
www.jackinworld.com is a great resource if you're looking to try something new, or feel insecure about your vegetables.
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2012, 02:32:54 PM »
In the first world

They masturbate with their food
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2012, 06:58:32 AM »
Quote from: Mouth on March 30, 2012, 07:42:34 AM
Is this it?




sorry, but you must be stupid, im talking about salabanzi, not vallelly...

try to be funnier next time dun.
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2012, 07:05:44 AM »
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sorry, but you must be stupid, im talking about salabanzi, not vallelly...

try to be funnier next time dun.

yeah dude, you got that totally wrong! it was not vallely he was talking about! but salabanzi! and you posted vallely! but thats not what he meant! dude!
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #35 on: April 01, 2012, 07:12:31 AM »
this one?
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2012, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: slappyslap on April 01, 2012, 07:12:31 AM
this one?


nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.

but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2012, 07:36:19 AM »
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nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.

but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )

u mean into the fountain in berlin? that was posted on SLAP a while ago
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2012, 04:10:59 PM »
thought the fountain thing was in stuttgart  or some other place then berlin
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2012, 08:16:04 PM »
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A) if you can afford this, you can afford to take a girl out
B) why did you have this banner so readily available?
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2012, 05:00:25 AM »
Quote from: Monty Burns on April 01, 2012, 04:10:59 PM
thought the fountain thing was in stuttgart  or some other place then berlin
this thing is in berlin for sure
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2012, 07:35:36 AM »
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this one?

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nope man, its one wich he makes a bs flip into a semi-sphere and then a cabalerial double flip out of it.

but this one its also sick! ( first time im seeing it )
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u mean into the fountain in berlin? that was posted on SLAP a while ago

yeah, thats the one, do you have a link please?
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2012, 07:46:55 AM »
Here you go.



I have loads more pics of Bastien if you want them.
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2012, 08:03:23 AM »
Quote from: Mouth on April 02, 2012, 07:46:55 AM
Here you go.



I have loads more pics of Bastien if you want them.




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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2012, 08:17:46 AM »
you guuuuyyyyysss, thats not bastien at all! oh shush, now stop it.
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Re: that new salabanzi jart add
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2012, 09:43:21 AM »
This is the best possible thread ever
and that has nothing to do with Bastien Salabanzi
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