Alien Workshop Finger Tattoo

[EasternLurker]

Alright so I was just wondering what is the significance if there is any, some of the riders for the workshop having the Alien logo tattoo on their ring finger?

[bakingsoda]

It's part of a ceremony you must go through when joining the team, first you must get the alien tattooed on you ring finger to represent it's bond to you as the ring finger was traditionally thought to have a vein leading straight to the heart. Then you must submerge the tattooed finger into you anus until the tattoo is no longer visiable. This is a solidifaction of becoming one with the alien, the rest of alien..... The workshop.

[Paul Cicero]

It's part of a ceremony you must go through when joining the team, first you must get the alien tattooed on you ring finger to represent it's bond to you as the ring finger was traditionally thought to have a vein leading straight to the heart. Then you must submerge the tattooed finger into you anus until the tattoo is no longer visiable. This is a solidifaction of becoming one with the alien, the rest of alien..... The workshop.

Wow, just wow...

[tb303]

Best thread ever!!!!!!!

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

It's part of a ceremony you must go through when joining the team, first you must get the alien tattooed on you ring finger to represent it's bond to you as the ring finger was traditionally thought to have a vein leading straight to the heart. Then you must submerge the tattooed finger into you anus until the tattoo is no longer visiable. This is a solidifaction of becoming one with the alien, the rest of alien..... The workshop.

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[layzieyez]

What does DGKALIS have to say about having his ring finger being stuck in his ass?

[brent]

third eye watchin you, watchin me throwin rocks from the penalty box, cop a plea


illuminati b

[layzieyez]

Oops, sorry.  Third eye.  Yes, paging DGKALIS...

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

haha. op is an idiot but i need Kalis in on this one too

[escapistfool]

DGKALIS, get in here. Your input is very well needed.

[victor333]

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It's part of a ceremony you must go through when joining the team, first you must get the alien tattooed on you ring finger to represent it's bond to you as the ring finger was traditionally thought to have a vein leading straight to the heart. Then you must submerge the tattooed finger into you anus until the tattoo is no longer visiable. This is a solidifaction of becoming one with the alien, the rest of alien..... The workshop.

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[smellyfart]

"Open up your 3rd eye Black Helicopters in the sky"

[Wall of Nausea]

Fuck! My head hurts.

Dumb, troll, not a troll, idiot, fucking doofus, shit for brains, and lame all rolled into the worst egg roll anyone has ever ate, as well thought about for 60 seconds of my life. The internets is getting too complex to even relate to another person. Fuck this shit.

[Pete]

tattoos are fucking corny. i heard chrissy got max tattoed on her ass and touched it in miami owwwww free max b

[Jive Turkey]

What does DGKALIS have to say about having his ring finger being stuck in his ass?

I heard that's the real reason why he left. That's what Dill was talking about with that whole "up-river, down-river" shit; dudes who were willing/unwilling to finger their own buthole. Apparently Berra wanted to do all the fingering, so he got cut.