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Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:07:03 AM »
So all my friends hate Clark Hassler with a passion, but I think his skating is fucking amazing. What do you guys think of him? I gotta say that my favorite stuff of his is in Nothin but the Truth but I was still really hyped when I first saw his bag of suck and sb chronicles parts...
I heard it today, "make money, buy sandwiches".

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 12:10:29 AM »
bad style bad tricks bad personality bad bad bad

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 01:20:30 AM »
I gotta admit that I didnt think much of his BOS part.
Having said that, the nike part he just put out was rad.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »
Make new friends


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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 02:34:17 AM »
cant remember his nike parts at all but thats not to say i didnit enjoy them and they wernt full of some quality skating, but i remeber always having enjoyed his bag of suck part, pleasent and easy to wacth, seriously what is there to hate????
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 02:55:27 AM »
the guy stokes me plus hes on enjoi, so hes cool in my book but im not loving his cock like you
shit, he even has a random cameo doing a tailslide in this epic local 90's vid
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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 03:24:35 AM »
I like his skating. Kinda weird style but in a good way.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 07:26:16 AM »
Hes so sick. Good trick selection and his style seperates him from the other robots of today's skateboarding.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 07:43:16 AM »
Hassler, Clark > David Clark

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 09:50:20 AM »
Hassler, Clark > David Clark

I would have to disagree respectfully of course, I like hassler but david clark is the man

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 11:44:20 AM »
I love this dude. Crazy hes been am for like 10 years now..

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 11:57:39 AM »
bad style bad tricks bad personality bad bad bad
false, clark is a gentlemen

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 12:24:16 PM »
shit style

shit personality

shit skater

shit thread

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 12:28:36 PM »
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bad style bad tricks bad personality bad bad bad
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false, clark is a gentlemen

i actually agree with you rumple,  clark is an amazing human being.  his style is unique and has great trick selection.  you're trippen beer keg!

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 12:29:38 PM »
shit style

shit personality

shit skater

shit thread

shit poster

shit post

shit head

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 12:30:59 PM »
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bad style bad tricks bad personality bad bad bad
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false, clark is a gentlemen
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i actually agree with you rumple,  clark is an amazing human being.  his style is unique and has great trick selection.  you're trippen beer keg!
ouch..

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 12:32:07 PM »
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bad style bad tricks bad personality bad bad bad
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false, clark is a gentlemen
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i actually agree with you rumple,  clark is an amazing human being.  his style is unique and has great trick selection.  you're trippen beer keg!
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ouch..



i know.....
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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 12:32:40 PM »
His bag of suck parts still great, he just looks more uncomfortable/stiff in his chronicles stuff.
I;m sure i;m not the only dc/monster/subaru type guy here

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 12:33:45 PM »

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 12:47:53 PM »
Dudes on enjoi . How bad skater or personality can he have ?

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 12:51:14 PM »
Never been into the guy, except maybe back in the late 90s. I have to say though he's probably the luckiest guy in professional skateboarding.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 02:14:57 PM »
Heard that he will be off the Nike team next year, along with a few others.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 02:25:31 PM »
he's a decent skateboarder but in this day & age theres really nothing about him that makes him stand out like that compared to the thousands of other rippers out there. theres at least 3-4 other guys on Nike alone who can do everything that he can (or more) with better style.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 02:45:32 PM »
Never been into the guy, except maybe back in the late 90s. I have to say though he's probably the luckiest guy in professional skateboarding.

lol u gay bro?

just playing of course. I have to kinda agree with this. I don't hate he guy or anything but he wouldn't be the guy I would have to watch or remember.


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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 03:00:50 PM »
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shit style

shit personality

shit skater

shit thread
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shit poster

shit post

shit head

Sup bro, u mad?

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 04:19:18 PM »
Theres something about his skating that looks like he's having fun doing it. I like that in a skater. Perfect fit for enjoi's resident man am.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 06:50:49 PM »
Why didn't he have a part in debacle?

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2012, 06:55:59 PM »
I always liked this photo of him



Sorry it's small..It was the only one I could find.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2012, 08:02:11 PM »
I love this dude. Crazy hes been am for like 10 years now..

Same here... I'm hoping Enjoi will turn him pro soon.

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Re: Clark Hassler Love/Hate
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2012, 09:53:18 PM »
Never been into the guy, except maybe back in the late 90s. I have to say though he's probably the luckiest guy in professional skateboarding.

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