Had a weird one lately (altho I guess they're always kinda weird) don't remember why but there were these bunch of guys outside my house and i think I was like "oi all you guys need to fuck off". Anyway then this giant guy just picks up my front gate and is just pulling the steel bars off and passing them to all the guys super easily just like he is ripping up a piece of paper. So I'm like ahh fuck and walk back towards my house and all the guys come into the courtyard and when I get to my front door I notice all my gear so I put on my chest plate and helmet, put my axe and gladius on my belt and pickup my pilum and scutum and just walk back towards the guys charging in. They all stop and I'm like "alright fuck it let's get this over with", but not in a tuf guy way more just over it and they all run away.
Now thing is I don't own any of those items (don't even know how I remembered what they were all called must be deep in the nerd part of my brain). I don't even live somewhere with a courtyard or even have a front gate.