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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #90 on: June 27, 2012, 12:06:51 PM »
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LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.


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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #91 on: June 27, 2012, 12:29:29 PM »
This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  


Wait.......   What?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #92 on: June 27, 2012, 12:38:26 PM »
she's not  really good looking

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #93 on: June 27, 2012, 02:17:03 PM »
she's not  really good looking
you live mongo.
get out.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #94 on: June 27, 2012, 03:09:49 PM »


These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #95 on: June 27, 2012, 03:14:47 PM »
Before I opened this link, I was thinking "How the fuck could that topic get to four pages?".

Then there were so, so many pictures.

Thank you, gentleman.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #96 on: June 27, 2012, 05:34:50 PM »
This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time

Fuck yes! THIS CHICK SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME!

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #97 on: June 27, 2012, 07:31:29 PM »
Wait a minute....who's eating the kebab?  I think it matters.........marginally. 

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #98 on: June 27, 2012, 09:09:06 PM »
Harry Crews has done his research:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=KebabMouth%20BlowJob

"A blowjob in which the giver of the BJ has a mouth full of kebab meat, and maybe some pita bread and salad.

Lads, I got this amazing KebabMouth Blowjob off this fat bird outside the chippy the other night!"

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2012, 09:13:32 PM »
god damn, sometimes I forget about the power of slap.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #100 on: June 27, 2012, 10:06:14 PM »
The hurtin's on me... god damn this girl

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2012, 11:29:27 PM »
slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #102 on: June 28, 2012, 05:30:28 AM »
slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.

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pros mothers  ::)

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #103 on: June 28, 2012, 05:59:24 AM »
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slap. fapping to pros sisters since 2001.
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pros mothers  ::)

yes, i understand dylan's mom is worth a gander as well. any pics floating around pf her?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #104 on: June 28, 2012, 06:08:21 AM »
i'd give old mother sheckler a go

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #105 on: June 28, 2012, 06:46:46 AM »
Daniel Lutheran's mom be looking kinda good too.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #106 on: June 28, 2012, 09:14:50 AM »
i'd give old mother sheckler a go

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #107 on: June 28, 2012, 09:52:24 AM »
With an ace like this in his hand, Ben is going right to the top of the skate game, especially if she gives knobbers behind the chippy.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #108 on: June 28, 2012, 10:08:03 AM »
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LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.


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i want to move to Nottingham

Fuck Nottingham, I'm all about the Birmingham booty call.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham+booty+call




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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #109 on: June 28, 2012, 06:30:21 PM »


These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent


she actually reminds me of this chick


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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #110 on: June 28, 2012, 06:53:55 PM »

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #111 on: June 28, 2012, 07:14:10 PM »
LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.


Your taste in women is far superior to mine. Thank you for enlightening me.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #112 on: June 29, 2012, 12:05:39 AM »
i came

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #113 on: June 29, 2012, 12:30:03 AM »
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These may well be the eighth and ninth wonders of the world. Magnificent

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she actually reminds me of this chick


Don't see it, but thanks for giving me that second girls name! Chanel is hot..

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #114 on: June 29, 2012, 10:32:02 AM »
She got some DSL's too(that's dick sucking lips for you not so bright fellas)
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #115 on: June 29, 2012, 04:20:51 PM »
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LOL you guys can't even face up to your own tastes, they're your preferences! This girl looks like a classic page 3 tart! Fake tan, nails, belly ring and  all!  She can't suck that belly in any further .  This is the type of girl that gives a knobber to you behind the chippy while eating a kebab at the same time after a night out in Nottingham.  

Miranda Kerr is a babe, this bitch is not.


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i want to move to Nottingham
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Fuck Nottingham, I'm all about the Birmingham booty call.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=birmingham+booty+call



I was going to make a joke about "Nottingham Knocking Boots" but the Birmingham Booty Call is just too good to top.

Also, I've missed Watson.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #116 on: June 29, 2012, 10:01:32 PM »
Ever think Ben has thought of incest? Serious shit

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #117 on: June 29, 2012, 10:26:29 PM »

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #118 on: June 29, 2012, 10:55:03 PM »

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #119 on: June 30, 2012, 05:30:39 PM »
the day those beauties are exposed will be a day to remember