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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #30 on: June 26, 2012, 11:25:19 AM »
I would do her in the missionary position for the sake of procreation only.
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #31 on: June 26, 2012, 11:39:24 AM »
Usin Puffy to reiterate


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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #32 on: June 26, 2012, 11:43:26 AM »
Oh yeah all two inches of my cock would totally try to get in there.....sadly it's to short.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #33 on: June 26, 2012, 12:24:38 PM »
deff would

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #34 on: June 26, 2012, 01:42:25 PM »
Hi ben.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #35 on: June 26, 2012, 01:58:47 PM »
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #36 on: June 26, 2012, 02:15:31 PM »


I'm posting from my blackberry wtf?!?!?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2012, 02:16:55 PM »
I would do her in the missionary position for the sake of procreation only.

humans evolved from having sex doggy-style because of the male's preference to look at the breasts. So, she's a definite missionary.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #38 on: June 26, 2012, 03:26:06 PM »
My penis is informing me that he's glad I checked Slap today.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #39 on: June 26, 2012, 03:37:37 PM »
She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #40 on: June 26, 2012, 03:46:42 PM »
She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2012, 03:48:34 PM »
Getting a tit wank from them would be amazing.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2012, 03:49:42 PM »

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2012, 04:13:26 PM »
She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v

you are ridiculous

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #44 on: June 26, 2012, 04:25:16 PM »
She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v

Like most Women then?
skating is all about choosing your outfit very deliberately, going out in public. looking super sick. and then riding your board a little bit

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #45 on: June 26, 2012, 04:42:54 PM »
daaaaaammnnn

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #46 on: June 26, 2012, 04:51:24 PM »
fapping

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #47 on: June 26, 2012, 05:18:57 PM »
nice!

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #48 on: June 26, 2012, 05:25:36 PM »
thats essex for ya  ;D

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #49 on: June 26, 2012, 05:35:21 PM »
She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v



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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #50 on: June 26, 2012, 05:37:09 PM »
absolutely would, stone-cold sober.

however, i do kind of hate that thing that some british people do where they end every sentence with "x"

like, why?

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #51 on: June 26, 2012, 05:42:47 PM »
I'd like to see her on 2 girls 1 cup...

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #53 on: June 26, 2012, 06:31:55 PM »
Getting a tit wank from them would be amazing.

somebody get Rawb in on this

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #54 on: June 26, 2012, 06:34:10 PM »

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #55 on: June 26, 2012, 06:36:06 PM »

I'm so glad I decided to click on this thread.

So... who's gonna add her?
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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #56 on: June 26, 2012, 06:41:24 PM »
FUCKING TITTIES

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #57 on: June 26, 2012, 07:37:18 PM »
Flaccid penis is gost.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2012, 07:41:12 PM »
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She's fat, wears too much make up, plucks her eyebrows, dresses like an average slag. I would if I was drunk.  Also that British accent would be fucking annoying.  Yikes v
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you are ridiculous

Why? Because I'm not mesmerised by some tits that are probably already sagging? You just have low standards.  Also the only girls that pluck their eyebrows don't help their looks by doing it.  If you think that is normal, you probably like the fake tan hoe style.

Like I said, shit bitch, would hit it if I was drunk, definitely never call or text.

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Re: Ben Raemers' Sister.
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2012, 08:22:51 PM »
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Raemer? I only met her!
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