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bump when born again/saved
« on: March 21, 2013, 03:04:06 PM »
Howdy fellas!

Since SLAP has a "bump when high" thread, which might as well be named "bump when worshiping satan", I figured I'd start a thread that celebrates those moments in our lives where we turn right instead of wrong and give ourselves over to Him. Not the band Him...I mean the one and only Jesus Him Christ.

There's a lot of people working both in and out of these threads to convert you heathens, and I'm hoping this thread will help to capture some moments when those of us in the skateboard community decide to turn rather than burn.

The choice is yours, but remember that if you help to spread the word 'round these parts you'll be earning extra bedrooms, swimming pools and parlors in your 4EVR home in the clouds.

So bump this thread when you're born again. Him sees everything, and each time you do (*) you'll be earning experience points in the only RPG that matters, the RPG of eternal life.

* A quick note about bumping this thread more than once: the first time you bump this thread should line up with the first time you say that magical formula and Jesus moves into your bod. If you backslide (and you will) you can always recommit your life to Him. That affords you another chance to bump. Trust me...as a kid I was running down to the altar in tears every other Sunday to beg for forgiveness and to turn my life over to Him once again. Quite honestly, there's no limit to the fun ways you can come up with to mess up, gear up in shame, and then come crawling back begging for forgiveness and mercy. IMPORTANT NOTE: if you backslide on purpose with the intent of recommitting, but then you get hit by a bus before you've recommitted...well, let's just say that I'm not sure what happens to you. Worst case scenario? You go straight to hell. Best case scenario? You move into a little shanty for eternity...we're talking port-a-potty sized. Imagine spending forever with everybody up there knowing what a f**k up you are. How embarrassing!

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2013, 03:52:48 PM »
BUMP













Wait....... No, no.... False alarm.

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2013, 04:02:07 PM »
MY FRIENDS AT THE TATTOO SHOP SAID JOIN OUR BAND AND YOU LL  SMOKE LOTS OF WEED.IN A MONTH WE HAD AN 11 TRACK ALBUM AND EVERYBODY WAS ADDICTED TO COCAINE. DRUNKEN VIRGINS CAME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR . WE PLAYED A GIG FOR 5000 PEOPLE AND SOMEBODY GOT MURDERED.AT THIS POINT I COULD CLEARLY SEE SATAN WALKING BEHIND ME.SHIT IS REAL.

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2013, 06:18:10 PM »

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2013, 09:20:37 AM »

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2013, 11:03:08 AM »
       
          
      


Popular album title; Knine is my favorite, I like that it's literal.

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2013, 11:07:41 AM »
annnnnd you killed it

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2013, 11:51:55 AM »
LAWDY GAWD LAWDY GAAAAWD!!! I'M BORN ONCE AGAIN THROUGH THE UTERUS OF CHRIST!


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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2013, 05:19:10 PM »
http://evangelcathedral.net/

jesus stepping up that web presence.

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Re: bump when born again/saved
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2013, 07:55:17 PM »
Last time I jerked off I was imagining myself in third person with my beard and suddenly I started picturing white, renaissance-painting Jesus. Then I came. In the moment of clarity after cumming I turned myself over to him.
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