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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #30 on: July 24, 2016, 02:28:55 AM »
how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.

also not super down with it

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #31 on: July 24, 2016, 05:48:19 AM »
how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.

also not super down with it
There are more germs in your mouth than your anus unless you have a rank dirtbox.
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2016, 06:02:58 AM »
Chong, the baby, and the fish from the last page aren't tattoos, they're just painted/airbrushed on.

All the pictures smokecrack posted are real tattoos though.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #33 on: July 24, 2016, 06:07:40 AM »
I like the fish one.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #34 on: July 24, 2016, 07:12:36 AM »
can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #35 on: July 24, 2016, 08:03:51 AM »
can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !
From Flipvine? I got that shit but I had to see the vagina art. Seems fine.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #36 on: July 24, 2016, 11:49:35 PM »
can't access to the 1st page cause it says that there's a malware/virus in it, damn !

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #37 on: July 24, 2016, 11:52:45 PM »
If I saw those with the giant piercings I would be deadly afraid of my pubes getting caught or hitting it with my goods
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #38 on: July 25, 2016, 12:27:20 AM »
Okay I checked it on my phone (and I'm sure I'm seen most of them before) but maybe it's a good thing that that page was blocked on my work PC. :o
In general I really like tatts but I don't think that they are a particularly good idea and I've yet to see one where I think, "boy would I like to stick my penis in that" but whatever floats yer boat I guess?
Even a single clit pierce got me paranoid about doing damage so I can't even imagine what those multiple piercing vags must be like. Does it sound like you're banging away at a pocket full of change I wonder? 

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #39 on: July 25, 2016, 06:10:23 AM »
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.

also not super down with it
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There are more germs in your mouth than your anus unless you have a rank dirtbox.
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus

didnt read the article, but i believe it. ive definitely tasted morning breath thats been 100x worse than asshole.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #40 on: July 25, 2016, 06:54:31 AM »
Even a single clit pierce got me paranoid about doing damage so I can't even imagine what those multiple piercing vags must be like. Does it sound like you're banging away at a pocket full of change I wonder?
I feel like there's a Slap pal ready to answer this haha
Nothing I do deserves more than an iphone camera.

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #41 on: July 25, 2016, 09:34:14 PM »
I feel like there's a Slap pal ready to answer this haha
Go on! The only slap poster/ vagina story I remember was some dude convincing his girl to "lay" actual eggs :o

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #42 on: July 28, 2016, 05:51:49 AM »
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how the fuck do you properly heal a tattoo that is basically your pooper? it's like infection heaven.

also not super down with it
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There are more germs in your mouth than your anus unless you have a rank dirtbox.
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-true-that-there-are-more-bacteria-in-your-mouth-than-your-anus

So wait, putting your dick into an asshole is actually cleaner than getting a blowjob?




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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #43 on: July 29, 2016, 05:47:23 PM »

I had this on my hard drive (not the exact file but same picture) for at least a decade now.

ian too busy taking pictures of naked white girls to ever release a part two

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Re: Vagina Tattoos and Vagina Art
« Reply #44 on: July 31, 2016, 10:13:11 AM »
I fooled around with a girl who had the same stick figure with lawnmower tattoo.

It caused this weird inner monologue in my head like "What the? That's half funny for like two seconds and now it's like a stupid joke being repeated forever. Why? I didn't think your judgement was so terrible. Fuck. Now I'm thinking about something besides sex. Where's my boner going?"