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Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« on: October 07, 2012, 05:19:35 PM »
At this moment, Long Island Medium, going "oh my god" constantly.
Also, Say yes to the dress.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 05:26:09 PM »
My wife loved The Bachelorette, which obviously is a terrible show. Funny thing is, I was working with the San Diego Film Festival and they called me last minute and asked if I could drive a brand new 7 series beemer up to LA to pick up the Bachelorette and her fiance that she picked from the show. I said yes and my wife was losing her shit when she found out.

I picked them up and her daughter and the guy Jeff was super cool and nice to talk to, but she seemed more quiet and bitchy. My wife and I and them all took a picture together that night at one of the parties and my wife was stoked out of her mind.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 06:07:12 PM »
Beauty and the Geek. I caught a bit of that the other day and I could feel my brain leaking out of my ears it was so bad.

Theres this show called Can of Worms and it frustrates the hell out of me. Its a show where a question about society is put forth and the washed up celebrities featured give their opinion it on like what they have to say is worth a damn. The show is live so the questions are also put forth on facebook and they feature the responses. The whole thing is like the opinion page in a newspaper featuring completely out of touch misinformed opinions. It is painful to watch.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 06:08:24 PM »
America's Next Top Model and Project Runway.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 06:15:49 PM »
Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck
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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 07:10:46 PM »
Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck
My fiance loves this shit

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 07:24:18 PM »
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Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck
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My fiance loves this shit
Same. Shit is horrible.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 07:41:48 PM »
none, i am the one that watches the dumb shows. swamp people and storage wars are my shit. i did sit through an episode of real housewives of miami once and got really agitated. the people on that show can only be described as vapid cunts.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 07:54:37 PM »
Storage Wars is tight. Barry is king shit.

My wife watches The Voice, I die a little inside every time.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 09:11:58 PM »
America's next top model
Project runway
Shark Tank
Ghost shows of various names and titles all annoying as fuck

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 10:17:18 PM »
I don't know what you guys are talking about, my girlfriend and I just get stoned and watch Triple D

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 11:49:21 PM »
Americas next top model
Australias next top model
Denmarks next top model

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2012, 12:10:00 AM »
none, i am the one that watches the dumb shows. swamp people and storage wars are my shit. i did sit through an episode of real housewives of miami once and got really agitated. the people on that show can only be described as vapid cunts.

please refrain from calling swamp people and storage wars dumb, barry is indeed the shit and i've seen him on alex olson's instagram for some reason. and i wish i could meet/hang out with/live the lifestyle of all of the swamp people.

more relevant to this thread: my lady watches secret life of an american teenager and awkward which make me want to shoot myself. but i have to admit there are a bunch of terrible shows we watch together that i will not name at this time.
Man the long board truck thing killed indy for me. I was willing to set aside the racism, but long boarding, gtfo... - DH

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2012, 04:00:30 AM »
My lady friend has hardly seen any TV at all in her life (strict asian parents and being an academic) so I get to show her my favorite shows for the first time and now she only watches awesome shit!
Stephen Alcala: chris cole anit a loser
Stephen Alcala: frank grewer is an alcholic
Stephen Alcala: LOSER

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2012, 04:06:34 AM »
bachelor, bachelorette, and bachelor pad. but that's her deal and she really likes it so i'm stoked for her.

for the most part we watch colbert, daily show, curb and breaking bad.

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« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2012, 05:18:53 AM »
bad girls club and psych are the worst.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2012, 07:34:48 AM »
I don't know what you guys are talking about, my girlfriend and I just get stoned and watch Triple D


Guy is a kook, but if you ever go to one of his restaurants you won't be disappointed. Buffalo meatloaf is amazing.
She pretty much sticks with TLC, shit, I even got in to Honey boo boo. Those people are a trainwreck and you can't turn away. We do get down on the Walking Dead and Game of thrones. She even got me watching Modern Family, that shit's hilarious.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2012, 09:11:30 AM »
16 & Pregnant/Teen Mom. Payback for me always watching skate videos I guess.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2012, 10:52:53 AM »
Parenthood, and a bunch of stupid contest shows.  Top Chef, Project Runway, etc.  I guess she gets inspiration from the competition shows for her job / making me dinner, so I don't really mind.

Actually, I love this shit 90% of the time because it gives me time to skate.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2012, 11:00:37 AM »
Fucking Project Runway.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2012, 11:41:33 AM »
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Real Housewives of Wherever the Fuck
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Same. Shit is horrible.
they have whole episodes of them sitting on couches squawking at each other for half an hour, it just sounds like someone recording angry bird calls

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2012, 11:42:32 AM »
I don't know what you guys are talking about, my girlfriend and I just get stoned and watch Triple D


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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2012, 02:46:31 PM »
pretty little liars.  But we both agree it's terrible

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2012, 04:55:06 PM »
TMZ

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But she watches awesome shows like The Wire so that makes up for it

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2012, 06:10:20 PM »
Intervention, My strange addiction.....I haven't used it yet...but if it gets too serious....I'm going to counter with openly watching porn.....

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2012, 06:33:09 PM »
i actually quite like antm / project runway... and i remember i used to like the simple life + o.c   :-\  :-\  ???  :)
i bet alotta yall love the excuse   : P

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2012, 07:47:21 PM »
GIRLS (HBO)

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2012, 09:20:15 PM »
At this moment, Long Island Medium, going "oh my god" constantly.
Also, Say yes to the dress.

only because it's a fucking trainwreck on every episode.

also, my strange addiction, toddlers in tiaras, etc. a lot of dumb cheesy bullshit shows.

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2012, 11:32:25 PM »
the ones my ex used to watch that really sucked were shits like say yes to the dress and big brother, project runway etc.. she was also a jesery shore fan but Im down for that. Also I used to be a storage wars fan up until I found out just how fake it really is now its just lame... but i do like to check out storage wars texas because i have sexual fantasies about the dumb little brunette

Obviously reality tv is just regular but anyways heres an interesting article on storage wars being fake and gay http://www.westcoasttruth.com/aes-storage-wars-is-fake.html   

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Re: Dumb shows your wife/girlfriend watches.
« Reply #29 on: October 09, 2012, 01:26:41 AM »
two broke girls...god what a horrible show