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Simple Skater Recipes
« on: June 28, 2022, 03:36:31 AM »

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2022, 07:25:13 AM »

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2022, 07:33:12 AM »
saltines + peanut butter = a meal

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2022, 09:33:32 AM »
Been really fuckin with making breakfast sandwiches and this was easily the best one:
English muffin
Overeasy egg in the cast iron
Mild cheddar
Turkey bacon
Natural peanut butter top muffin
Red pepper jelly bottom muffin

Wrap that bitch up in foil after so it steams up nice before you eat. And trust me on that pbj combo

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2022, 09:44:31 AM »
Cut up capsicum and onion and carrot small put it in frypan with some olive oil. After like five mins put in some beef mince, smash it up, flip it as needed. When that's done throw in a can of corn kernels (drain the water first) and can of chilli and bunch of cheese. Mix it all up. When cheese is melty put it on a plate. Eat with packet of nachos.

Or instead of can of chilli do can of tomato and instead of nachos cook some pasta. Or gravy with mash/whatever cooked potato/sweet potato. Such an easy meal basically been doing it since I was ten.

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2022, 01:20:49 PM »
French bread pizza is super simple, cheap and was one of my go to's when I started cooking for myself.
The trick though is slicing thinner slices of the bread so it goes further.  Some people just slice the thing right down the middle and call it a day, but the bread to toppings ratio is way off.  You can feed a couple of homies if you do it right.  One thing to keep in mind is if you plan to load it up with a lot of toppings, toast the bread for a few minutes before putting the sauce on so it doesn't get all mushy.   

Get hungry on it!

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2022, 09:20:35 PM »
Smoothies man, start your morning off right. Easy as hell and frozen fruit is cheap-ish. Just buy Bananas once a week and throw some PB in there for your protein and fats. Nothing is easier than filling a blender with stuff and pressing a button.
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #7 on: June 28, 2022, 11:17:46 PM »
Smoothies man, start your morning off right. Easy as hell and frozen fruit is cheap-ish. Just buy Bananas once a week and throw some PB in there for your protein and fats. Nothing is easier than filling a blender with stuff and pressing a button.

Even better if you can get the ugly fruit that goes on discount.

A pressure cooker / Instant Pot is a great entry point to cooking for yourself. Easy to cook a batch of food for easy meal prep and the process is mostly idiot proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0
Found this a great upgrade to regular scrambled eggs, a nice change up from the regular omelette or sunny side up.

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2022, 10:40:22 AM »
Shit, this is my kind of thread. Been cooking more and more lately and I'm loving it.

My favorite simple breakfast recipe is the tried-and-true breakfast sandwich. 3 eggs fried hard (seasoned with salt, pepper, onion power, paprika, and kimchi kick), 4 pieces of vegetarian bacon, and two veggie sausage patties. Throw it all on your choice of bun or wrap, add a slice of cheese, too, and there you have it. Simple, filling, and nothing that'll leave you feeling too heavy to function.
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2022, 10:57:49 AM »
Not full meal but somethig I do couple times a week since forever. Cut up carrots, potato, sweet potato, pumpkin. Peel some onion maybe cut in half or quarters. Turn on oven to 200. Get an oven tray put baking paper on it put it next to stove. Get a saucepan with lid put in some olive oil, maybe some honey, salt, pepper and whatever spices you like put it on the stove for a min or so. put in some of the veg. Pick it up, hold the lid and shake the fuck out of it. Take the veg out put on tray, repeat as needed. Leave the onions in the saucepan tho. Put tray in oven for like a half hour. Come back and put onions on tray and put back in oven. About twney more mins and you have roast veg.

Everyone's got different tastes and different setups tho so you'll have some trail and error of what size to cut veg, what times to do and what temps. Smaller size veg and higher temps will obvs cook way faster but risk of burning way higher.

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2022, 11:57:01 AM »
My dad used to make me “Sports Sandwiches” when I was a kid.  Piece of bologna and piece of American cheese rolled up.  He said the Baltimore Orioles are them before going out on the field and I was a dumb kid and believed him and savored these special Sports Sandwiches.
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #11 on: June 29, 2022, 12:29:44 PM »
My dad used to make me “Sports Sandwiches” when I was a kid.  Piece of bologna and piece of American cheese rolled up.  He said the Baltimore Orioles are them before going out on the field and I was a dumb kid and believed him and savored these special Sports Sandwiches.

that's like the Wish Sandwich, 2 pieces of white bread with ketchup, wish you had something between.

but hey, on the smoothies, watch out with the Pnut butter. Even with the no-additive shit, the fats can end up being a lot. I love pnut butter, I can eat it by the spoonful, but have since backed off to the no-additive peanut powder. easier on the digestion. 3 scoops peanut butter powder, 2 brown and frozen bananas (super cheap when they're on the way out), some frozen cherries, lion's mane mushroom powder, blend and call it a day.
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2022, 12:42:23 PM »
Pigs in a blanket hit hard. Get you some hot dogs, ready to bake croissants and an oven w/ pan. Roll them dogs up in the croissant dough then bake at 350 till the dogs are bursting at the tips.





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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2022, 12:49:58 PM »
Grab some lettuce, veggies, a cooked rotisserie chicken, and some of your favorite dressing.

Salads with chicken are my go-to lunch during the work week.

And they take like 5 mins to make.

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2022, 01:32:08 PM »
Chicken cordon bleu is surprisingly simple
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2022, 01:43:38 PM »
Rice, fried egg, and Spam marinated in soy sauce then cooked on a skillet

Rice, canned tuna+mayo, and kimchi on the side.

Korean microwavable rice is a time saver and always comes out perfect.




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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2022, 01:52:26 PM »
3 egg omelette with whatever veggies are in the fridge(spinach, green onions, avocado) + cheese + some garlic salt/pepper. add hot sauce or tj's garlic spread and possibly a slice of toast


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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2022, 04:26:57 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0DkkLsvF4o


suuuuuuuuuuper gas and you can sub the chili's out for chili flakes
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2022, 04:49:57 PM »
Love that YouTube channel @DaveFuck

Also dig the dude Ethan Cheblowski or whatever. Good explanations on how to make simple shit taste better.
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #19 on: June 29, 2022, 05:10:54 PM »
Rice, fried egg, and Spam marinated in soy sauce then cooked on a skillet

Rice, canned tuna+mayo, and kimchi on the side.

Korean microwavable rice is a time saver and always comes out perfect.



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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #20 on: June 29, 2022, 06:18:23 PM »
3 egg omelette with whatever veggies are in the fridge(spinach, green onions, avocado) + cheese + some garlic salt/pepper. add hot sauce or tj's garlic spread and possibly a slice of toast

Or go frittata, similar ingredients just cooked differently. You can cook a larger portion and have it throughout the week, reduces the need to cook and clean multiple times.

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #21 on: Today at 01:17:05 AM »
Caprese salad

Melon and Parma ham
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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #22 on: Today at 01:37:19 AM »
^^^You're supposed to say how

Easiest of easy. Put some pasta in a saucepan with water. Cut up a carrot and onion throw them in too with some frozen corn and peas.  Boil it for 10-15 mins. Drain water throw in some salt,pepper,whatever spices and some shredded cheese or some cheese singles. Maybe rip up a slim Jim into pieces if you got it and add that too. Stir it all up and you got my Mac and cheese recipe (from someone who's never had proper Mac and cheese)

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #23 on: Today at 02:30:01 AM »
Big fan of greek salad because Iove feta and olives. It's easy and great for hot summer days when j don't feel like cooking.

I also can recommend homemade hummus, even without tahini just blend some chickpeas, garlic and lemon juice and eat it with some pita or pide and pickled veggies.
You can get creative if you add some tomato or paprika paste or even some cooked beetroot.

A simple but awesome dish I found is a stew/ soup made from grilled/ baked red bell peppers. Just cook the grilled and skinned peppers with a can of tomato sauce/passata, add a can of chickpeas and a can of tuna, don't forget spices (smoked paprika is a must!), and some fresh herbs. Best shit ever

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Re: Simple Skater Recipes
« Reply #24 on: Today at 06:11:48 AM »
Love that YouTube channel @DaveFuck

Also dig the dude Ethan Cheblowski or whatever. Good explanations on how to make simple shit taste better.

Ethan rules, also shoutout j kenji lopez-alt
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