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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1500 on: April 12, 2014, 02:16:31 PM »
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clips vs. dubs....shits gonna get buck. blake griffin better bring his band aids. haha... theres no way anyone will make it out alive if this thing goes to game 7.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1501 on: April 12, 2014, 08:38:11 PM »
Some very interesting possible first round match ups

Hoping to see the heat lose in the first round ;D
 vs.
(1) SAN ANTONIO vs. (8) Dallas
(San Antonio won 4-0)
vs.
(2) OKLAHOMA CITY vs. (7) Phoenix
(Phoenix won 2-1)
vs.
(3) LOS ANGELES vs. (6) Golden State
(Series tied 2-2)
vs.
(4) HOUSTON vs. (5) Portland
(Houston won 3-1)
(1) INDIANA vs. (8) Atlanta
(Series tied 2-2)
vs.
(2) MIAMI (1A) vs. (7) Washington
(Miami leads 2-1)
vs.
(3) TORONTO vs. (6) Charlotte
(Charlotte won 3-0)
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(4) CHICAGO vs. (5) Brooklyn
(Chicago won 2-1)

bulls secured 3rd seed and gonna play wizards

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1502 on: April 13, 2014, 10:19:21 AM »
Not so fast, if Chicago loses tonight vs NY and we beat Detroit Toronto goes right back to that third spot buster
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1503 on: April 13, 2014, 08:06:27 PM »
Not so fast, if Chicago loses tonight vs NY and we beat Detroit Toronto goes right back to that third spot buster

good call haha. and exactly that just happened

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1504 on: April 13, 2014, 08:17:08 PM »
That would be cool for Toronto in the 2nd round, their fans deserve it after all this. Masai Ujiri is obviously a genius, I honestly think Toronto could give Indy a run for the money.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1505 on: April 13, 2014, 11:30:12 PM »
meanwhile, while preparing for an ass whooping by the dubs......


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1506 on: April 14, 2014, 11:41:47 AM »
That would be cool for Toronto in the 2nd round, their fans deserve it after all this. Masai Ujiri is obviously a genius, I honestly think Toronto could give Indy a run for the money.


Much rather face Indy in a 7 game series you need skilled dominant bigs to defeat Miami, all due respect to Amir and Valanciunas they're not strong factors when we match up with them that's why they always beat us. But we've beating Indy twice this season and match up with them much better on paper.... can't wait till Saturday!!!!!
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1507 on: April 14, 2014, 06:10:01 PM »
indiana are trash and might even lose in the first round

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1508 on: April 14, 2014, 10:08:12 PM »
draymond green will continue to make this fool his bitch.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1509 on: April 15, 2014, 08:35:05 AM »
If by draymond green you mean some 3 guy combination of draymond green, Maurice speights, jermaine o'neils corpse, Harrison Barnes, David lee's shadow and Andre igoudala and by making his bitch you mean collapsing on around the basket (fouling) while Blake maintains 20/10 with a handful of dimes then yeah Blake will totally be drayscrub greens bitch.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1510 on: April 15, 2014, 10:06:48 AM »
You forgot the part about Zach Randolph's guest appearance, Blake crying and being in commercials for the shittyest car company ever.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1511 on: April 15, 2014, 10:26:00 AM »
Plz explain to me what good zbo is going to do for the warriors during the first round while on the Memphis roster? Oh what so he makes a stupid face when he fights through double and triple teams I bet you got mad jokes about lebrons hairline and would put a homeless mans penis in your mouth to drive home with a free kia.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1512 on: April 15, 2014, 12:13:05 PM »
Numbers don't mean shit. Blake Griffin is the anal wart of the NBA.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1513 on: April 15, 2014, 06:35:11 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1514 on: April 15, 2014, 06:41:58 PM »
blake is a great player but you can't begrudge people for thinking hes a flopping bitch.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1515 on: April 16, 2014, 09:58:06 AM »
I'm not the biggest Griffin fan, I was when he was Oklahoma and his breakout rookie year but ever since CP went to the Clippers he's changed and CP is as dirty/sneaky as they come. That being said you can't take anything away from his game he's a top tier player weather you like him or not.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1516 on: April 16, 2014, 10:29:13 AM »
Last day of regular season hoops! a lot is still on the line I kind of want the Raptors to lose tonight so we can slip down to 4th and stay out of Miami's bracket. I'm confident going into a series against Brooklyn not saying we'll beat them not saying they'll beat us it will be a good series either way.  Some of the Western Conference scenarios are pretty interesting aswell I'd like Dallas to slip to 8th seed because Spurs will struggle with Memphis


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1517 on: April 16, 2014, 12:50:32 PM »
Them nets scared
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1518 on: April 16, 2014, 05:04:24 PM »
Last day of regular season hoops! a lot is still on the line I kind of want the Raptors to lose tonight so we can slip down to 4th and stay out of Miami's bracket. I'm confident going into a series against Brooklyn not saying we'll beat them not saying they'll beat us it will be a good series either way.  Some of the Western Conference scenarios are pretty interesting aswell I'd like Dallas to slip to 8th seed because Spurs will struggle with Memphis

yeah but dude if you are 4th in the standings that means you are automatically worse than chicago, standings = how good a team is, remember?


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1519 on: April 16, 2014, 09:09:34 PM »
That Suns loss the other night was a heart breaker. I really enjoyed watching those dudes play, which is more than I can say for the atlanta hawks and probably 2-3 other playoff teams in the East.

You have to hand it to the Grizzlies, though. I can't believe they made it to 50 wins after the atrocious start they had. The difference that Marc Gasol makes to that team is crazy.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1520 on: April 16, 2014, 09:24:55 PM »
Clips have nothing to play for after okc locked down the second seed. I'm very happy with the western conference playoffs.

Only plausible upset is Portland over Houston. Got the battle for Texas. Although Timmy and Dirk won't spend a lot of time guarding eachother it's pretty nice to see them on the court at once. I'm not sure how I feel about Memphis yet.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1521 on: April 16, 2014, 10:44:13 PM »
The Raptors are the 3rd seed in the 2014 NBA playoffs, honestly can't believe my eyes. What a miracle season even after the Gay trainwreck. Although I stopped following Toronto hoops years ago, it's nice to see the Canadian team FINALLY in the mix.

Spurs going all the way, can't wait for SA to beat that ass in game 1  ;D ;D


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1522 on: April 17, 2014, 02:19:16 AM »
So..what do i get for winning the fantasy hoops? Nudes of all your sisters? I'd hate to settle for nothing but bragging rights for the next year.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1523 on: April 17, 2014, 06:02:12 AM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1524 on: April 17, 2014, 07:31:20 AM »
mannnn fuck you i would've won if damian lillard actually played last night....TWO ASSISTS DAMN IT
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« Reply #1525 on: April 17, 2014, 11:08:08 AM »
The Raptors are the 3rd seed in the 2014 NBA playoffs, honestly can't believe my eyes. What a miracle season even after the Gay trainwreck. Although I stopped following Toronto hoops years ago, it's nice to see the Canadian team FINALLY in the mix.

Spurs going all the way, can't wait for SA to beat that ass in game 1?  ;D ;D




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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1526 on: April 17, 2014, 11:15:42 AM »
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Last day of regular season hoops! a lot is still on the line I kind of want the Raptors to lose tonight so we can slip down to 4th and stay out of Miami's bracket. I'm confident going into a series against Brooklyn not saying we'll beat them not saying they'll beat us it will be a good series either way.?  Some of the Western Conference scenarios are pretty interesting aswell I'd like Dallas to slip to 8th seed because Spurs will struggle with Memphis

yeah but dude if you are 4th in the standings that means you are automatically worse than chicago, standings = how good a team is, remember?


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Yeah in the regular season it's a thing called standings so the teams that beat more teams get things like home court advantage and division titles ect not to mention even outside of the standings my Raps we're playing better basketball in basically every category than Chicago at the time but you ESPN and Bill Simmons can keep ignoring the facts.

Just don't be surprised when your Bulls barley squeak by Washington because they can't score more than 70 points.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1527 on: April 17, 2014, 11:57:32 AM »
I don't have the playoffs to look forward to, but I do have the "Bad Boys" 30for30 tonight. Maybe it'll inspire Greg Monroe to stop being such a bitch.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1528 on: April 17, 2014, 06:28:53 PM »
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Last day of regular season hoops! a lot is still on the line I kind of want the Raptors to lose tonight so we can slip down to 4th and stay out of Miami's bracket. I'm confident going into a series against Brooklyn not saying we'll beat them not saying they'll beat us it will be a good series either way.?  Some of the Western Conference scenarios are pretty interesting aswell I'd like Dallas to slip to 8th seed because Spurs will struggle with Memphis

yeah but dude if you are 4th in the standings that means you are automatically worse than chicago, standings = how good a team is, remember?


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Yeah in the regular season it's a thing called standings so the teams that beat more teams get things like home court advantage and division titles ect not to mention even outside of the standings my Raps we're playing better basketball in basically every category than Chicago at the time but you ESPN and Bill Simmons can keep ignoring the facts.

Just don't be surprised when your Bulls barley squeak by Washington because they can't score more than 70 points.

i guess i can forgive you for not being familiar with the concept of defense and how necessary it is in the playoffs, seeing as how your historically trash franchise hasn't been on the big stage in what....8 years? hope you are looking forward to brooklyn waxing that ass.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1529 on: April 17, 2014, 10:32:48 PM »
Atlanta has a real chance to finally get through. Indiana is big and slow, ATL is the exact opposite hopefully they use it to their advantage. Sick of Paul George and Hibbert man, Korver and Millsap will tear them apart