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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1950 on: July 11, 2014, 08:09:03 PM »
Been doing the happy dance all fucking day!! Can't wait to basketball season!!

hahahahaha

the biggest butthurt Cavs fan all of a sudden loves LBJ again.

i wonder how many Cavs fans are re-buying his jersey after burning it.


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1951 on: July 11, 2014, 08:15:12 PM »
You act like we didn't have nothing to be pissed about! Now he can bring a championship to Cleveland and be a legend!

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1952 on: July 11, 2014, 08:41:04 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1953 on: July 11, 2014, 09:07:03 PM »
fact: vegan shawn has trash talked lebron over the past four years with having little to no basketball iq

fact: vegan shawn's favorite font is comic sans

speculation: vegan shawn is really dan gilbert


the defense stands.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1954 on: July 12, 2014, 11:31:23 AM »
fact: vegan shawn has trash talked lebron over the past four years with having little to no basketball iq

fact: vegan shawn's favorite font is comic sans

speculation: vegan shawn is really dan gilbert


the defense stands.

Ha ha I wish I had his money. For the record I didn't trash talk Lebron, I trash talked him screwing over Cleveland, now that he is back all is forgiven :)

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1955 on: July 12, 2014, 01:21:47 PM »
Melo back to Knicks.

http://www.slamonline.com/nba/carmelo-anthony-to-sign-5-year-deal-knicks/

Pau will most likely play for the Bulls.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1956 on: July 12, 2014, 01:23:15 PM »
Going to be another sad year for the Knicks. Fuck... The Atlantic division is horrific

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1957 on: July 12, 2014, 01:42:28 PM »
uhhh the raptors and nets both made the playoffs last year and the 76ers have the highest ceiling as far as prospects go.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1958 on: July 12, 2014, 02:47:54 PM »
Pau Gasol will be playing for the Bulls next season

http://twitter.com/paugasol/status/488073294709809152

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It hasn't been easy. After meditating it a lot I've chosen to play with the Chicago Bulls. Looking forward to this new chapter of my career

Trevor Ariza is reportedly signing a 4 year deal with the Rockets

http://twitter.com/sam_amick/status/488072252886245376

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@sam_amick: The Houston Rockets have agreed to a four-year, $32 million deal with Trevor Ariza, @USATODAYsports has learned.

the LeBron deal is for 2 years (but reports are saying he plans to re-sign after his contract is up)

http://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/488074367319175168

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THIS JUST IN: LeBron James' deal with Cavaliers will be for 2 years, $42.1 million. (via @WindhorstESPN)

the Lakers F.O. is so terrible nowadays.  Kobe is more than fucked. next season is going to be brutal to watch.

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« Reply #1959 on: July 12, 2014, 03:05:53 PM »
the Pau move is interesting if they also bring in Mirotic as well. Those 2 alongside Taj & Noah would give the Chicago the most depth in the frontcourt across the league. I still feel they need another good SG or SF but I definitely think they did a job addressing their scoring issue despite not getting Melo. McDermott, Mirotic, & Pau should boost their offensive significantly. I feel like karma's on Rose's side and he's gonna come back to his All-star ways. He won't have nearly as much weight to carry on offense with 3 other guys who can create their own shot. McDermott & Mirotic are both young with a lot of potential though, so it should be interesting to see how Thibs can develop them.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1960 on: July 12, 2014, 03:43:35 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
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haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
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You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
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Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1961 on: July 12, 2014, 03:50:59 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
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haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
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You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
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Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?
[close]

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.
These new superstar teams never work, Indiana will cruise to the Finals unless Cleveland gets Love.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1962 on: July 12, 2014, 07:10:22 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
[close]

haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
[close]

You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
[close]
Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?
[close]

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.
[close]
These new superstar teams never work, Indiana will cruise to the Finals unless Cleveland gets Love.
Two championships in 4 years for Miami, but yeah, these superstar teams never work  ::)

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1963 on: July 12, 2014, 07:29:50 PM »
In LeBron's letter he mentions looking forward to playing with Kyrie and fuckin Tristan Thompson and all these guys but never mentions Wiggins. I'm thinking he might already know something about Love. Would've been cool to see Bosh on Houston and Carmelo on Chicago. With Cleveland, San Antonio, and OKC that would've been 5 teams with a legit title chance. Good thing the Lakers 1st round pick they traded to Phoenix is top 5 protected. They're going to need it.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1964 on: July 12, 2014, 09:27:18 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
[close]

haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
[close]

You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
[close]
Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?
[close]

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.
[close]
These new superstar teams never work, Indiana will cruise to the Finals unless Cleveland gets Love.
[close]
Two championships in 4 years for Miami, but yeah, these superstar teams never work  ::)
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1965 on: July 12, 2014, 09:29:36 PM »
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1966 on: July 12, 2014, 11:13:48 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
[close]

haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
[close]

You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
[close]
Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?
[close]

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.
[close]
These new superstar teams never work, Indiana will cruise to the Finals unless Cleveland gets Love.
[close]
Two championships in 4 years for Miami, but yeah, these superstar teams never work  ::)
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There's a reason Cleveland is only 3/1 to win the finals, previous years Heat were favorites if not small dogs. Spurs would carve this team up even with Love, it takes a long time for a team to perform to their capabilities.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1967 on: July 12, 2014, 11:52:04 PM »
Couple more Transactions.

The Miami Heat are reportedly pursuing Luol Deng with an offer near $10M per season.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2107588-luol-deng-rumors-latest-buzz-speculation-surrounding-free-agent-star

Trevor Ariza and the Houston Rockets have reportedly agreed to a 4-year, $32M deal.

Details: http://bit.ly/1tBajfb
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1968 on: July 13, 2014, 07:56:31 AM »
does the NBA pay you to post on here too?

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« Reply #1969 on: July 13, 2014, 10:41:44 PM »
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Still nothing arghh , Bosh in Houston would be awesome they need him. Melo and Lebron will probably stay put, so that leaves Love as the big question.
[close]

haha houston is trash, bosh would make them even worse. No defense
[close]

You're an idiot if you truly think bosh would make the Rockets worse. He'd start at the 4 over terrence jones who is defensive liability as much as Harden. Albeit he's only been in the NBA for a year, year and a half. Doesn't matter though Bosh got a carlos lee esque contract from Miami,


And James/Irving/Wiggins ? Yikes
[close]
Cavs have no bench, Kyrie can't shoot, and I'm supposed to trust a rookie and Bennett?
[close]

You're serious ? The bulk of the offense won't have to go through Kyrie. And wiggins will be playing next to the best player in the league. AND They're in the eastern conference. Shouldn't take much.

Kyrie's hero-ball tendencies will be kept in check now that he's no longer the only all-star on his team and that will go a long way towards getting the Cav's offense running more smoothly. Everything I've been reading suggests the Cavs don't want to trade Wiggins but the only other way they're getting Love is through some kind of miraculous sign and trade.

I have no idea where Love's landing spot is going to be but surely Minnesota wouldn't risk letting him go for nothing in free agency just for another season of fighting for the 8th seed...would they?

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1970 on: July 14, 2014, 04:25:30 AM »
Don't underestimate the lunacy of the timberwolves. They passed on Stephan curry and were banking on Brandon Roy to miraculously have knees again for example.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1971 on: July 16, 2014, 02:41:47 PM »
Aaaaa as much as I'm loving summer I miss me some NBA hoops Lance signing with Charlotte!!?? I wonder how that's gonna work out  ::) hahahaha

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1972 on: July 16, 2014, 03:09:14 PM »
Lance'll make em dance
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1973 on: July 16, 2014, 08:41:40 PM »
Awesome new court


Getting Lance obviously helps CHA, he's dumb but can do basketball things consistently.. That or this is just another MJ blunder

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1974 on: July 17, 2014, 03:24:21 PM »
Spurs winning , Lakers loosing , its going to be a wonderful season !

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« Reply #1975 on: July 18, 2014, 12:24:00 PM »
Spurs winning , Lakers loosing , its going to be a wonderful season !

they got Lin and Boozer ;D ;D. Being a sixers fan, watching them suffer is the greatest treat after they bounced AI from the finals back in the day.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1976 on: July 23, 2014, 06:12:21 PM »
Already got my eye on some Fantasy sleepers


Lance's numbers will go up significantly now that he has a bigger offensive role will it translate into wins who knows?

Olidipo, with Nelson gone he's going to get alot more touches he was already bench worthy in deep leauges last season his number will go up big time this season

Danny Granger, with the huge void to fill with the departure of Lebron and Wade likely playing half a season DG will be chucking those threes


Steven Adams, I have a feeling come October he'll be OKC's new starting C we've seen what he can do in limited minutes, playing starters minutes he'll be racking up a ton of boards and blocks.


Just to name a few, I wouldn't pick these players super high (maybe Lance) but some guys that I have on my radar for sleeper picks   


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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1977 on: July 23, 2014, 11:20:20 PM »
Sterling is giving the NBA a major black eye by holding out. It's an 80% black league and guy made racist rants on air... Give it up man Donalds legacy is tainted enough. I hope Doc quits and coaches Phoenix or New Orleans, teams with a bright future.

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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1978 on: July 24, 2014, 05:32:12 PM »
Already got my eye on some Fantasy sleepers


Lance's numbers will go up significantly now that he has a bigger offensive role will it translate into wins who knows?

Olidipo, with Nelson gone he's going to get alot more touches he was already bench worthy in deep leauges last season his number will go up big time this season

Danny Granger, with the huge void to fill with the departure of Lebron and Wade likely playing half a season DG will be chucking those threes


Steven Adams, I have a feeling come October he'll be OKC's new starting C we've seen what he can do in limited minutes, playing starters minutes he'll be racking up a ton of boards and blocks.


Just to name a few, I wouldn't pick these players super high (maybe Lance) but some guys that I have on my radar for sleeper picks   



youre tripping dude. big al is still the cornerstone of the hornets offense. olidipo isnt a true pg and is forced to play with the ball in his hands which hinders more than helps. danny granger. lol. you seem to have forgotten that miami signed loul deng. scotty brooks hates starting his best five players and steven adams has to learn how to play without fouling. keep digging.
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Re: NBA Thread
« Reply #1979 on: July 25, 2014, 01:31:16 AM »
Seriously, why hasn't Scott Brooks been fired yet? My eyes still hurt from watching them in the playoffs last season.