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« Reply #3720 on: June 21, 2021, 05:25:17 AM »
i hope the hawks at least drag theyselfs to the finals.

edit: esp cause you have lou will so i as a sixers fan have a reason to pull for you. plus closure if you win it all like the raptors did. and i appreciate all the shit talk. sorry, still processing bens lack of shooting ability w/ 4 years left on his fucking contract
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« Reply #3721 on: June 21, 2021, 06:17:24 AM »
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It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is
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Dude was scared to dunk on Trae Young.

The Hawks have nothing to lose and might shoot their way to the Finals.

I know this wasn't supposed to be outwardly funny but thank you for the Monday morning chuckle.

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« Reply #3722 on: June 21, 2021, 06:43:14 AM »
Milwaukee Bucks will win it all. Fuck Drake
I LOVE that it is all smaller market teams left.  Suck it Lakers/Nets superteams.
People are STILL sleeping on the Hawks?!?  Wow.
NBA teams allowing the least points this year-Knicks #1, Philly #6, Milwaukee #22.
CAAAWWWW CAAAWWWWWW

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« Reply #3723 on: June 21, 2021, 07:53:33 AM »
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It is seriously insane how not about scoring Ben Simmons is
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Dude was scared to dunk on Trae Young.

The Hawks have nothing to lose and might shoot their way to the Finals.
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The Bucks give up more 3 point attempts per game than any team in the league.  People are nuts if they think that isn't going to be a problem vs the Hawks.

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« Reply #3724 on: June 21, 2021, 09:53:42 AM »
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Milwaukee Bucks will win it all. Fuck Drake
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I LOVE that it is all smaller market teams left.  Suck it Lakers/Nets superteams.
People are STILL sleeping on the Hawks?!?  Wow.
NBA teams allowing the least points this year-Knicks #1, Philly #6, Milwaukee #22.
CAAAWWWW CAAAWWWWWW

It's taken so much self control to not dunk on the Lakers for being out in the first while the Clippers are in the wcf

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« Reply #3725 on: June 21, 2021, 09:59:34 AM »
Took only 3 shots in the fourth quarter… in 7 games. Crazy. But that passed up dunk? I just don’t understand. The yips maybe? Dude has gotta work his ass off this summer…
if the mods were wu-tang, dean would be cappadonna

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« Reply #3726 on: June 21, 2021, 10:04:47 AM »
Took only 3 shots in the fourth quarter… in 7 games. Crazy. But that passed up dunk? I just don’t understand. The yips maybe? Dude has gotta work his ass off this summer…

I hear they work hard in turkey, i wonder if Fenerbahçe has any prospects they could part with because I'm having a hard time picturing who wants to trade for this busted ass version of ben Simmons 

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« Reply #3727 on: June 21, 2021, 10:13:11 AM »
sixers traditionally go to beksitas

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« Reply #3728 on: June 21, 2021, 10:13:31 AM »
Maybe a change of scenery would be good for the kid. If any GM can get a decent return, it’s Morey. So i guess that’s one redeeming aspect…
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« Reply #3729 on: June 21, 2021, 11:00:29 AM »
Maybe a change of scenery would be good for the kid. If any GM can get a decent return, it’s Morey. So i guess that’s one redeeming aspect…

God if this team wasn't built around embiid, a gobert for Simmons swap would be hilarious. Each franchise swaps their problem children

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« Reply #3730 on: June 21, 2021, 11:18:17 AM »
Had to make some shameful Venmo payments this morning after pointing to the fences for the Sixers on Friday/Saturday.

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« Reply #3731 on: June 21, 2021, 02:48:59 PM »
Had to make some shameful Venmo payments this morning after pointing to the fences for the Sixers on Friday/Saturday.

 
LOLZ
Sixers epic meltdown. Jeez Simmons confidence level worse than Fultz during his meltdown awhile ago + when Lonzo went through a phase years ago. Simmons takes the cake, would have been better off pulling a Fultz then let someone hungry play for him during the whole playoffs. Dale right about Doc. Happy to see them lose. Only feel bad for Allen Iverson , know he's been going to games.   
 
Best Playoffs Ever 

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« Reply #3732 on: June 22, 2021, 08:57:41 PM »
Goddamn it Paul George

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« Reply #3733 on: June 22, 2021, 09:13:42 PM »
"hello sir I'm selling Ben Simmons' for huge markdowns! Wait why are you running, come back!"

Come take him, we’ll pay you
listen to cosmic psychos

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« Reply #3734 on: June 23, 2021, 06:19:12 AM »
my god that pass from Crowder to Ayton last night to win the game was one of the best things I've seen in a long time.

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« Reply #3735 on: June 23, 2021, 06:33:15 AM »
book really loves to pretend to want to fight people

i’m still rooting for them tho. a suns hawks finals would be insanely sick.

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« Reply #3736 on: June 23, 2021, 09:09:36 AM »
That Always cracks me up… especially when Jokic gave booker the 1000 yard stare when he tried to get in Jokic’s face.
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« Reply #3737 on: June 23, 2021, 03:32:36 PM »
Goddamn it Paul George

ha shannon sharpe calling him 'polyester p' as he shrinks in the heat is too damn funny

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« Reply #3738 on: June 23, 2021, 08:11:44 PM »
ATL HOE
Milwaukee on notice, official

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« Reply #3739 on: June 23, 2021, 08:25:27 PM »
ATL HOE
Milwaukee on notice, official

Absolutely signature Trae Young game, i'm FUCKING GEEKED AHHHH

Play of the playoffs:



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« Reply #3740 on: June 23, 2021, 08:51:32 PM »
Most amazing playoffs in recent memory, with all the usual suspects out every recent game has been a barnburner!

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« Reply #3741 on: June 24, 2021, 10:44:44 PM »
So it begins again

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« Reply #3742 on: June 25, 2021, 08:41:21 PM »
Interested to see what the Cavs do with the number 3 pick.
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« Reply #3743 on: June 25, 2021, 10:16:46 PM »
Trade one of garland or sexton and the third pick for number one and take cade Cunningham

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« Reply #3744 on: June 25, 2021, 10:31:12 PM »


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« Reply #3745 on: June 28, 2021, 05:54:09 AM »
I am upset to have gotten eaten alive by Khris Middleton. 4 fuck-you-threes in a row in the 4th, blah

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« Reply #3746 on: June 28, 2021, 06:31:47 AM »
I am upset to have gotten eaten alive by Khris Middleton. 4 fuck-you-threes in a row in the 4th, blah
Everything that dude was hucking up was going in, crazy.  ATL gotta show up Tuesday or its over.  Which is a shame because the Suns are a way better matchup for us if we could get there.

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« Reply #3747 on: June 28, 2021, 06:58:47 AM »
idk bout that breh. hawks are good but the suns look straight up god mode

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« Reply #3748 on: June 28, 2021, 07:35:15 AM »
idk bout that breh. hawks are good but the suns look straight up god mode
They do, no disrespect to the Suns-we just match up better against them than Milwaukee.  We beat the Suns last time we played in Phoenix right before the playoffs.  America needs a Hawks/Suns final, Milwaukee is boring as shit.  Hopefully Trae's ankle isn't a huge problem and Middleton shoots like a normal human being on Tuesday. 

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« Reply #3749 on: June 28, 2021, 10:53:35 AM »
I am upset to have gotten eaten alive by Khris Middleton. 4 fuck-you-threes in a row in the 4th, blah

I'm upset that the first four minutes proved to be the deciding factor in an 80-84 game