Anal Tips

[swagdragon123]

List some tips/experiences for doing it anal with your girl

[SUPERNAUT]

Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.

Also, one word: Febreeze

[Big Skatefase]

watch dem mike adriano videos breh

[Matze]

use dildos to penetrate her pussy while you weeny is inside her butt.

[landCow]

no lube. go in dry

[4LOM]

Lots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).

If it smells or bleeds, try again later.

I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.

Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.

Max Hardcore, is that you?

[FOMO]

anal sex isn't natural

[JABRONI]

go ass to mouth

[brycickle]

Attack it like a fire, fast and hard.

[swagdragon123]

Lots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).

If it smells or bleeds, try again later.

I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.

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Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.

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Max Hardcore, is that you?

is there an online store?
whats a ring piece?

[SUPERNAUT]

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Lots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).

If it smells or bleeds, try again later.

I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.

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Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.

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Max Hardcore, is that you?

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is there an online store?
whats a ring piece?

A butthole. Didn't you learn about context clues in elementary school?

[swagdragon123]

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Lots of water-based lube (be a gentleman, don't skimp, get the good stuff).

If it smells or bleeds, try again later.

I'd also suggest sending me a pm with the video.

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Tell your girlfriend to push out with her ring piece like she's trying to poo.

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Max Hardcore, is that you?

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is there an online store?
whats a ring piece?

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A butthole. Didn't you learn about context clues in elementary school?

okay thank you ill do my best gentleman, I should return with a story for ya once I get that lube/febreze

feel free to keep the thread going with tips/experiences

[SUPERNAUT]

God speed, soldier. God speed.

[RaptorJesus]

if the flesh light insert 'riley steele's anus' is true to form and comfort i would say to work the angles.

the angles are key to getting proper insertion to take full advantage of this alternative orifice

[Patey]

best tip out: find a girl who likes anal. guaranteed not to fail.

also, contrary to popular belief, i hear its best if you actually try from missionary position, not doggy or from behind.

although i've always done it from behind. mixed results.

[Manolo]

Fabolyfe glide

[ChronicBluntSlider]

Give her  gift card for a free anal bleaching.

[4LOM]

is there an online store?

KY ultragel from the grocery store is good.
Online: http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-system-jo-ho-anal-lubricant-11445.aspx

Don't buy astroglide.

Also, don't thrust at first - slide some in, wait until she feels comfortable, then put it in some more.

Just be gentle and patient with her, I want you to do this right just in case I get to fuck her in the future - I don't want her to hate anal because YOU were a jerk.

[swagdragon123]

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is there an online store?

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KY ultragel from the grocery store is good.
Online: http://www.adameve.com/sex-lubes/anal-sex-lubes/sp-system-jo-ho-anal-lubricant-11445.aspx

Don't buy astroglide.

Also, don't thrust at first - slide some in, wait until she feels comfortable, then put it in some more.

nnnnoooo! they give that stuff out for free on campus

[RaptorJesus]

is there an online store?

if you were referring to me


here


http://www.fleshlight.com/fleshlight-girls/fleshlight-toys/riley-steele/

[Thrillho]

I would like to hear GAY's opinion on this subject.

[grimcity]

Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.

[GAY]

I would like to hear GAY's opinion on this subject.

What? Why? What would I know about...oh. Wait a minute.

0) Clean her ass up first. Nobody wants to strike dirt. Ruins the moment...doesn't matter how high or drunk you are, it's over. Douche, douche and douche again.
1) Start small (for some of y'all this is a non-issue).
2) It's a brain thing. If she's not down, it's never going to be any fun.
3) Breathe
4) Tell her it's easier if she has a dick in her mouth and one in each hand at the same time.

Good luck fellas. If you're anxious just remember that Jesus is with you ALL THE TIME.

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.

wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.

[Upgrayedd]

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wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.

who the fuck is this guy!?

[malibu hamish]

dont pull out too fast. same goes with insertion. slow and steady wins the race.

[ivegotlevitation]

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Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.

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wise words from an otherwise stupid, irrelevant person.

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who the fuck is this guy!?

[via]

If you're talking about doing it with your lady, not random whore who is down, and communication lines are open, do it right. Prep goes a long way at first. A nice Brazilian wax and home enema kit will keep it clean and looking good, like it does in the movies.

Also, good lube and some a fair amount of prep time with your fingers to loosen it up. If it's something your and your lady are into continuing in the future, make sure she's enjoys it as much as she can the first time. If you go in too dry or too early, it's going to be so painful she'll never let you back there again.

Good luck.

[swagdragon123]

Make sure your ladyfriend uses an enema so you don't wind up creating a poocano topped off with an explosion of Santorum.

I find it hard to believe any girl would actually be down to do an enema

[SUPERNAUT]

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I find it hard to believe any girl would actually be down to do an enema

You'd be surprised. But she will never ever actually tell you about it and if you suggest it to her she will act disgusted.