Author Topic: Ryan Jaunzemis shuts up David Gonzales' kinkers (Read 4425 times)

Dummbert · « **on:** May 22, 2013, 12:08:41 PM »

i couldn't resist, this is some pure 90s awesomeness

Coastal Fever · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2013, 01:03:28 PM »

via · « **Reply #2 on:** May 22, 2013, 01:10:54 PM »

TwisT · « **Reply #3 on:** May 22, 2013, 02:16:16 PM »

there is no steezy way to walk away from a soap trick...

Noioso · « **Reply #4 on:** May 22, 2013, 08:21:22 PM »

Random story...

In 9th grade, these two stoner kids, one fat and one pretty shrimpy, were obsessed with these things and used to always slide this waist-high rail outside our science building. I brought my board to school one day, and the fat one told me that skateboarding sucked, and I should get a pair of Soaps.

Later that, the fat dude was sliding on the same rail, slipped off, gashed his shin open, and needed a bunch of stitches. I felt pretty vindicated! After that, neither one of them wore those dumb ass shoes again.

RCB3 · « **Reply #5 on:** May 22, 2013, 11:17:46 PM »

Quote from: TwisT on May 22, 2013, 02:16:16 PM

there is no steezy way to walk away from a soap trick...

that's a really good fucking point. Would the best way to just slowly absorb the impact without any steps or just try to run it out in a way that causes the least amount of change of posture from when you're on the rail? It's a tough issue.

landCow · « **Reply #6 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:22:37 AM »

hahahaha its like roller blading without the "difficulty" of rolling on wheels. They go so slow!! I love how they hesitantly tip toe up to rails bahahaha.

Seriously though did this ever catch on at all? I only ever remember one kid at school sliding a bench for a week and then soap shoes were never seen again.

zoltan · « **Reply #7 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:29:47 AM »

Quote from: RCB3 on May 22, 2013, 11:17:46 PM

Quote from: TwisT on May 22, 2013, 02:16:16 PM
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that's a really good fucking point. Would the best way to just slowly absorb the impact without any steps or just try to run it out in a way that causes the least amount of change of posture from when you're on the rail? It's a tough issue.

i was wondering the same thing. i wonder what they consider clean, or "bolts"

Rasmus · « **Reply #8 on:** May 23, 2013, 01:53:42 AM »

HAHAHAHA - that threat in the end is beautiful!

papasmurfsdog · « **Reply #9 on:** May 23, 2013, 02:00:39 AM »

Everything about that was 90's as fuck!

Dummbert · « **Reply #10 on:** May 23, 2013, 03:29:39 AM »

Quote from: landCow on May 23, 2013, 01:22:37 AM

hahahaha its like roller blading without the "difficulty" of rolling on wheels. They go so slow!! I love how they hesitantly tip toe up to rails bahahaha.

Seriously though did this ever catch on at all? I only ever remember one kid at school sliding a bench for a week and then soap shoes were never seen again.

No, i guess it was pretty shortlived. fortunately.

The Cranker soaped a rail in Menikmati, it was awesome.

egbert · « **Reply #11 on:** May 23, 2013, 03:36:42 AM »

That was the worst ZERO video I've ever watched.

pica · « **Reply #12 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:17:50 AM »

song?

tom · « **Reply #13 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:40:13 AM »

the way his legs bend over the kinks is so great. how the fuck did anybody ever think this was cool?

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #14 on:** May 23, 2013, 04:57:34 AM »

i wanna see him do the macarana on the duffy rail

i used to skate · « **Reply #15 on:** May 23, 2013, 07:50:34 AM »

if you look at dudes channel hes a rapper now

Fenzadill · « **Reply #16 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:17:27 AM »

The worst part is he's dragging foot the whole way down like a filmer, and controlling his speed. It would actually be borderline gnarly if he just fucking slid the rail.

When these were super popular, my school went on a weekend trip to Washington DC and I distinctly remember kids sliding graves in Arlington cemetery.

JB · « **Reply #17 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:19:00 AM »

i remember these came out when i was in 6th grade. the spoiled kids had them and they looked so cool, but my mom wouldnt buy them for me because they were like $100 and she thought they were too dangerous. i do remember seeing one of the older kids who had them try to casually grind a hand rail inside the school one day when everyone was leaving for the day. he missed the grind plates and slammed straight to the flat. one of my best middle school memories.

JB · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2013, 08:25:18 AM »

i also remember this one kid im my neighborhood decided to make a diy pair by sticking a bunch of tumb tacks in the bottom of his shoes. i dont think they worked very well.

Dirtymac · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2013, 09:02:27 AM »

As a little kid I remember hauling ass across the living room in my sock feet and sliding across the kitchen floor repeatedly. Is this similar to what you all are discussing? (Videos blocked at work)

dick wolf · « **Reply #20 on:** May 23, 2013, 09:25:02 AM »

Thank you for finding this guy.

His whole Youtube channel or whatever is brilliant. Its fucking amazing.

able · « **Reply #21 on:** May 23, 2013, 09:34:56 AM »

Finally a sport that rollerbladers can roll their eyes at...

L33Tg33k · « **Reply #22 on:** May 23, 2013, 09:47:22 AM »

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #23 on:** May 23, 2013, 11:27:55 AM »

"I'ma tell you right now... It's parent night. So if your gonna break it down......."

poopnutsupreme · « **Reply #24 on:** May 23, 2013, 10:18:13 PM »

Quote from: mattofallmatts on May 23, 2013, 11:27:55 AM

"I'ma tell you right now... It's parent night. So if your gonna break it down......."

God damn I love that dude I wish there was more footage of him. I know this will never happen but someone should compile all the good random moments in skate videos.

Author Topic: Ryan Jaunzemis shuts up David Gonzales' kinkers (Read 4425 times)

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