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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #60 on: December 02, 2012, 02:23:04 PM »
Any video where there is an indie song and the singer just goes "ohhhhhhhhhhh" or slurs his words together in a monotone voice puts me right to sleep.


This.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #61 on: December 02, 2012, 02:38:05 PM »
opinion was the first skate video I ever bought on DVD. and i fucking loved it! Chetty Thomas' part is edited very oddly indeed, even by early 2000's video standards. Loved Jayme Fortune, G-Gonz and Ryan Kenreich parts in that vid.

And to whoever said Pretty Sweet was boring, regardless of your personal opinions on either the editing or tricks on screen, I would hardly call it boring for a skate video. My eyes were constantly on the screen for fear of missing one of the many 'jokes', funny shots or little pieces of special effects wizardry in between tricks and parts. It is anything BUT boring in my opinion.

Thank fuck someone else mentioned Tent City, I sat through it once and never again. It really wasn't worth the time at all.

And Good and Evil! What??? That video is one of the finest Toy Machine videos of all time!!
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #62 on: December 02, 2012, 02:44:55 PM »
I know they've been out of business for a while, but how has no one mentioned 411 videos? Even when they were on top of their game those videos put me to sleep. 1990's snooze fest every two months.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2012, 02:49:53 PM »
That 1984 video is one of my all time favorite videos ha ha.

Any video with overdose of tech tricks and no lines.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2012, 03:05:29 PM »
Noone can complain about Deca 2nd To None, its one of the best videos I've ever downloaded :) ha.
No but seriously, what's not to like about it?
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #65 on: December 02, 2012, 03:20:23 PM »
i forgot to add that nike's nothing but the truth was pretty boring too.
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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #66 on: December 02, 2012, 03:21:27 PM »
anything Traffic puts out is boring af
and that 5boro join or die vid is impossible to watch as well

fuck u. join or die was one of the best videos that came out this year

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #67 on: December 02, 2012, 03:50:55 PM »
This thread is kinda making me sick to my stomach.
Me too.
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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #68 on: December 02, 2012, 04:11:24 PM »
krooked 3d edit and what not is pretty fucking woeful, also sb nothing but the truth the scenes in between the parts are crap. that would have been such a waste of money.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #69 on: December 02, 2012, 04:14:23 PM »
birdhouse the beginning, i was hyped on the cool trailers it had and then the video was shit. filming, editing, the whole schebang sucked dik
I really liked figgy's part in it where he skates to roky erickson

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #70 on: December 02, 2012, 04:20:58 PM »
I can't get bored watching skating I could watch videos of 11 year old kids that suck all day.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #71 on: December 02, 2012, 04:31:50 PM »
opinion was the first skate video I ever bought on DVD. and i fucking loved it! Chetty Thomas' part is edited very oddly indeed, even by early 2000's video standards. Loved Jayme Fortune, G-Gonz and Ryan Kenreich parts in that vid.

And to whoever said Pretty Sweet was boring, regardless of your personal opinions on either the editing or tricks on screen, I would hardly call it boring for a skate video. My eyes were constantly on the screen for fear of missing one of the many 'jokes', funny shots or little pieces of special effects wizardry in between tricks and parts. It is anything BUT boring in my opinion.

Thank fuck someone else mentioned Tent City, I sat through it once and never again. It really wasn't worth the time at all.

And Good and Evil! What??? That video is one of the finest Toy Machine videos of all time!!

While I will say that I've watched Opinion a million times and it holds a special place in my heart, talking shit on Tent City, and calling Good and Evil "what of the finest Toy Machine videos of all time" is dangerously foolish.
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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #72 on: December 02, 2012, 06:25:39 PM »
I remember a New School video from about 1993 that sucked pretty hard

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #73 on: December 02, 2012, 06:38:39 PM »
The last sk8mafia video was so boring that i had to stop and have a wank

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #74 on: December 02, 2012, 07:04:01 PM »
I didn't really like Habitat Origin, I dunno their editing and song choice for me just doesn't work, tricks themselves were pretty good though

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2012, 07:14:06 PM »
The last sk8mafia video was so boring that i had to stop and have a wank

that video was so boring i forgot to mention it earlier

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2012, 07:16:52 PM »
Nike's Nothing But The Truth

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2012, 07:31:56 PM »
krooked 3d edit and what not is pretty fucking woeful
that and since day one. i should watch it again tho.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #78 on: December 02, 2012, 09:09:17 PM »
Globes Opinion made me depressed for years.

I remember I was real bummed on Chichagof when I first bought it back when I was 15.  I tried hard to like it but I was pretty bored and pissed about spending my money on watching a bunch of weird music and 16mm.  Funny cause it grew on me and maybe even influenced me back then cause nowadays it's the kinda shit I'm into.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #79 on: December 02, 2012, 10:01:37 PM »
one last one for me is it's official to me it has the soundtrack of any skate video but the skating is sub par 

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #80 on: December 02, 2012, 10:36:35 PM »
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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #81 on: December 03, 2012, 12:19:29 AM »
That one Volcom video. The one before Let's Live


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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #82 on: December 03, 2012, 05:48:38 AM »
To each his own.
Are You Alright and Tent City are two of my all-time faves!
Now the Sorry videos, those were pretty boring to me........

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #83 on: December 03, 2012, 06:09:45 AM »
I really dislike anything Nyjah has put out. It's super predictable skating on big rails. Sure, it's amazing, but it's not fun to watch.
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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #84 on: December 03, 2012, 10:39:34 AM »
The People video, 1995-ish?
it had some great skating in it, but they used some pink filter on the whole video, it felt really soporific/ pink

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #85 on: December 03, 2012, 01:29:28 PM »
Quote from: Jered Jones  link=topic=66343.msg1799643#msg1799643 date=1354514497
one last one for me is it's official to me it has the soundtrack of any skate video but the skating is sub par 

this makes no feckin sense!

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #86 on: December 03, 2012, 02:23:21 PM »
Hosin' out the cab of his pickup truck
He's got his 8-track playin' really fuckin' loud

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #87 on: December 03, 2012, 08:11:32 PM »
darkstar battalion. it's like watching a bela tarr movie.

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #88 on: December 03, 2012, 08:36:14 PM »
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opinion was the first skate video I ever bought on DVD. and i fucking loved it! Chetty Thomas' part is edited very oddly indeed, even by early 2000's video standards. Loved Jayme Fortune, G-Gonz and Ryan Kenreich parts in that vid.

And to whoever said Pretty Sweet was boring, regardless of your personal opinions on either the editing or tricks on screen, I would hardly call it boring for a skate video. My eyes were constantly on the screen for fear of missing one of the many 'jokes', funny shots or little pieces of special effects wizardry in between tricks and parts. It is anything BUT boring in my opinion.

Thank fuck someone else mentioned Tent City, I sat through it once and never again. It really wasn't worth the time at all.

And Good and Evil! What??? That video is one of the finest Toy Machine videos of all time!!
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While I will say that I've watched Opinion a million times and it holds a special place in my heart, talking shit on Tent City, and calling Good and Evil "what of the finest Toy Machine videos of all time" is dangerously foolish.

I would argue Good and Evil is one of Toy's finest videos of all time not because the skating was mind blowing, but if you take that video in context it is up there.  It was Toy's first video after a long period where Toy seemed to be on life support and also the only original member was Ed in Good and Evil.  So it was a huge gamble of a lot of less known skaters and an aging Ed in a vid and shit Toy pulled it off.

but yeah one vid I own and can never finish is Almost Round 3

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Re: What is the most boring skate video have you ever watched
« Reply #89 on: December 03, 2012, 09:07:17 PM »
lrg - give me my money chico

or some thrasher videos ( :P names I forget.)

i watched em,but i cant remember any trick from those vids