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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2012, 05:05:48 AM »
kiss a girl

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #31 on: December 29, 2012, 06:20:01 AM »
go to the shrink
take more photos
skate at least once a week
have a threesome
make love to a black chick
smoke more joints
drink less alcohol

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #32 on: December 29, 2012, 06:45:16 AM »
stop drinking too much
skate more
work out more
work more efficiently
have more sex while sober
learn to cook
stop using snus/dip

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #33 on: December 29, 2012, 08:09:25 AM »
Waste less time (lurking Slap included, sorry...)
Find a cool girl to hang out (and bang) with
Get in appropriate physical shape again
Read more books again
Get better in Spanish and French
Do a language course in Spain (Barcelona)
Quit/reduce smoking next time...

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2012, 09:07:30 AM »
Become detail-orented.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #35 on: December 29, 2012, 09:11:42 AM »

more sex
save money for a wedding and vacation in 2014
These two things are diametrically opposed.

I need to actually quit smoking
Graduate
Get a real job fighting fire
Possibly start a paramedic program

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2012, 09:15:22 AM »
In our country there's a proverb: If you fuck on new year's eve you fuck all year long..needless to say I did that and in 2012 I haven't fucked once, just annoying petting with way skanky girls haah so:

-fuck fuck more for fuck's sake
-find a rad smart girlfriend, that give me time and space to do my things (so not like the ones I had)
-keep it real with university, pass all this year's exams, it's tough but fukit
-speak more french/german, I miss these two
-go to beautiful sweden in summer again, maybe do a tour type of thing including fjords
-skate more, I suck now
-read more, get inspired
-no more random insomnia
-generally stop being a pussy and approach more ladies, and stop being paranoid about a lot of things

I'm surely forgotting things but whatever, have a good one!
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2012, 09:47:14 AM »
I want to Bring It, Not Sing it

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2012, 10:24:20 AM »
Stand up straight, floss every night, and skate all 365.
« Last Edit: December 29, 2012, 11:22:52 PM by The Human Condom »

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2012, 10:30:27 AM »
Skate more
Get my diploma in electronics engineering
Lose some weight


 Fuck the office work i do for my diploma is getting me fat and prevents me from skating often.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2012, 12:03:05 PM »
- eat more healthy, stay healthy
- save money
- get laid more
- lower my golf hcp
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2012, 12:13:07 PM »
- film a section
- eat healthier
- more writing/short films
- visit the homies back in chicago
I know you are a film buff so does this mean film someone else skating or skate?

-New Year's Resolutions are not my style
-go see more movies in theaters (The Master, James Bond, Django unchained, The Hobbit......)

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2012, 01:26:04 PM »
- save money! i somehow am still struggling to make it to the next paycheck and i gotta change that.
- i dont want to say "drink less", but being a better drunk person would be in my best interest. i believe this one will go hand in hand with the saving money.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2012, 02:16:40 PM »
- Never spill anything ever again.
- Come into a large windfall of cash.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2012, 02:18:05 PM »
Heed my wife's request to stop using my penis as a stylus because it's apparently "embarrassing when people come over and can see obvious penis prints smeared all over the touch screen."  Gggffhxcjxdfgghujjjj.  Dufhgucjcdrfg.   Udhffufjfjfjcjjdkfviffgg fucfjcjfjfd jgooooooopppplsasdsddffffz.  Ah fuck it, maybe next year.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #45 on: December 29, 2012, 02:34:03 PM »
Heed my wife's request to stop using my penis as a stylus because it's apparently "embarrassing when people come over and can see obvious penis prints smeared all over the touch screen."  Gggffhxcjxdfgghujjjj.  Dufhgucjcdrfg.   Udhffufjfjfjcjjdkfviffgg fucfjcjfjfd jgooooooopppplsasdsddffffz.  Ah fuck it, maybe next year.

You're penis certainly sounds as if it's a unique shape and size.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #46 on: December 29, 2012, 09:19:28 PM »
-Actually get somewhere with a girl

-Spend less and save more money.?  No more impulse purchases

-Be more productive, both in school and life in general

-Stop being my introverted self and just get 'out there' more


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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #47 on: December 29, 2012, 11:29:40 PM »
hook up with more older chicks
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #48 on: December 30, 2012, 12:00:09 AM »
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- film a section
- eat healthier
- more writing/short films
- visit the homies back in chicago
[close]
I know you are a film buff so does this mean film someone else skating or skate?

-New Year's Resolutions are not my style
-go see more movies in theaters (The Master, James Bond, Django unchained, The Hobbit......)




I mean film my own skate part.  I haven't filmed one probably since high school.   Plus I always film my friends skating so it would be a nice change of pace.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 12:01:52 AM by kellen »

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #49 on: December 30, 2012, 12:06:46 AM »
Quit smoking and actually start getting somewhere in life

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #50 on: December 30, 2012, 01:01:36 AM »
I'd like to live thankfully, be more grateful.
Generally appreciating what I have, where I am and who I'm with in any given situation.

Also, write more sketches, keep up the comedy, and use creative talents more.


And skate. Skate much more.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #51 on: December 30, 2012, 01:14:01 AM »
- Take more photos
- Get a new job and get out of corporate life
- Move into a new place
- Get rid of some of my debt
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #52 on: December 30, 2012, 05:18:23 AM »
∞ Not order Dominos online with a debit card past 9pm (or at all for that matter)
∞ Take my education seriously, and to fulfil the potential I have when it comes to academics
∞ Spend less time on the internet. Stay offline on chat on Facebook
∞ Save at least $1,000 per month
∞ Read at least one book a month
∞ Drink more water


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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #53 on: December 30, 2012, 07:02:42 AM »
do something productive (paint/draw/write) if i'm gonna get drunk alone

continue this running/ cooking at home regimen i've been on as of late

actually learn my way around photoshop/illustrator

put out a board graphic or two for the local shop &/or me and my buddies little side project

save money by way of drinking at bars less

develop some confidence in the lady department
I rarely venture into classic slap and the one time I do it I find a guy getting his dick eaten by a dolphin.

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #54 on: December 30, 2012, 08:31:14 AM »


develop some confidence in the lady department

Trying on bras and lacy underwear without going to the changing room?

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #55 on: December 30, 2012, 11:17:40 AM »
not be so introverted and destroy my self mentally
get my life together
get a new job
save some loot
be more responsible
film more then i did last year

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #56 on: December 30, 2012, 11:47:58 AM »
not be so introverted and destroy my self mentally
get my life together
get a new job
save some loot
be more responsible
film more then i did last year
We will film super part this year
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #57 on: December 30, 2012, 12:08:26 PM »
stop drinking ten beers a night. lose 20 pounds. skate more.
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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #58 on: December 30, 2012, 12:43:58 PM »
-Drink more water.
-Chill on my spending habits, especially with clothes and fast food.
-Stop stressing on the progress of my skate skills,I should just be happy that I can skate.
-Be a G when it comes to networking.
-Travel more.
- Explore my creative side more (paintings and shit)
- Finish my fixed gear bike.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 12:46:02 PM by Lenny the Fatface »

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Re: New Year's Resolutions
« Reply #59 on: December 30, 2012, 04:03:18 PM »
Meet Marcus Mcbride

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Start sniffing my dental floss in public

Get diagnosed for ADD

Get medicine for ADD

Get motivation to do something thats not whatever

Continue going to the gym 5 days a week and tell all my weed smoking skater friends its cool because Im "doing it ironically"

Try to get another surgery for my hip so I could have a possibility of skating again (not that likely)