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Dicks And Balls
« on: March 08, 2013, 08:16:40 PM »
I think GAY has brought a lot of you homosexuals out of the closet. It feels like every other thread, someone (usually GAY) will propose a scenario in which men will take dick up the ass...and you guys just run with it.

I'm not hating on gay people, but I feel like it won't be long before a 'dicks and balls' image thread pops up in the Whatever section. And if that's something you've been wanting to do, but haven't had the cojones (ahem), then I think there's never been a better time and it'd probably be accepted by more of your peers than you think.

If only the skate industry was as progressive as SLAP.
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 08:21:22 PM »
I don't know, man. Seeing fat dicks and smooth balls probably ain't gonna do me any good. I don't need to feel any more insecure about my little prick than I already do.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 08:30:58 PM »
smooth balls are a myth!
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 09:22:24 PM »
People are going to think that SLAP is run by homosexuals if that happens.

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 09:33:55 PM »
Backing this. Equality.

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 10:19:45 PM »
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2013, 11:26:13 AM »
Lets get this going then.



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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2013, 11:30:49 AM »
Look, I'm an individual within us, partaking in this business

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2013, 02:59:51 PM »
well...


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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2013, 04:02:51 PM »
Now THAT is a fat cock.


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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 04:30:17 PM »
I've never seen a dick so in need of CPR.

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2013, 06:10:58 PM »
smooth balls are a myth!

I'm 23 and, honestly, I have the balls of a 50 year old man. I have the testicles of a fucking domestic veteran.
I just cringe imagining where my nuts will be parlaying when I'm older...
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2013, 06:40:43 PM »
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thats a weird looking wiener
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the hulk got old... real old

yeah...why the fuck is blue and gangrene looking
why the fuck am i even in this thread!
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2013, 06:43:21 PM »
i'm curious to see where this thread goes. inb4 johnny layton shower pic

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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2013, 07:52:41 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2013, 08:57:39 PM »
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #24 on: March 11, 2013, 01:03:56 AM »

Johnny looks like he already caught the bug in that pic



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Its a green Weiner. Can we  call it a "GReiner?"
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2013, 02:09:27 AM »


What's with the blue screen for your sig? I've always wanted to know.

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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #27 on: March 11, 2013, 07:13:22 AM »
I suck at SLAP.

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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #28 on: March 11, 2013, 10:55:33 AM »

What's with the blue screen for your sig? I've always wanted to know.


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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #29 on: March 11, 2013, 01:57:02 PM »
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?