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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #30 on: March 11, 2013, 02:09:58 PM »
My stokage index just jumped like 83.174%. If you knew me personally you'd know that's a rather large jump for me, especially given my age of 38. Yes my friends...a dicks 'n' balls thread is a thing of mad stoke. Stoking as we speak, actually...stoking one off, as it were. Going to stoke one out on my break at work. Hooray: stoke!

Surprisingly enough, I only read slap and post at work so alas I have no pics of dicks and balls to add here. Just know that I'm actually pressing my penis and testicles against the screen as I type this. So stoked.
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #31 on: March 11, 2013, 10:36:31 PM »
Do the balls (and dick pretty much) have to be visible to the naked eye?

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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #32 on: March 11, 2013, 11:50:39 PM »
Quote from: GAY on March 11, 2013, 02:09:58 PM
My stokage index just jumped like 83.174%. If you knew me personally you'd know that's a rather large jump for me, especially given my age of 38. Yes my friends...a dicks 'n' balls thread is a thing of mad stoke. Stoking as we speak, actually...stoking one off, as it were. Going to stoke one out on my break at work. Hooray: stoke!

Surprisingly enough, I only read slap and post at work so alas I have no pics of dicks and balls to add here. Just know that I'm actually pressing my penis and testicles against the screen as I type this. So stoked.
we are making some real progress here my friend.  :)
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #33 on: March 16, 2013, 01:28:48 PM »
Quote from: Greg Ostertag on March 09, 2013, 06:10:58 PM
Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 08, 2013, 08:30:58 PM
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smooth balls are a myth!
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I'm 23 and, honestly, I have the balls of a 50 year old man. I have the testicles of a fucking domestic veteran.
I just cringe imagining where my nuts will be parlaying when I'm older...

I'm the opposite. I'm 32 and have the balls of an 18-year-old. They're certainly not smooth, but they're not the mangoes-in-a-grocery-bag that I would prefer. While my dick isn't anything very impressive, I'd opt for bigger, gnarlier balls.

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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #34 on: March 20, 2013, 11:55:02 PM »
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Re: dicks and balls image thread
« Reply #35 on: March 21, 2013, 02:43:25 PM »
Quote from: brownjenkin on March 16, 2013, 01:28:48 PM
Quote from: Greg Ostertag on March 09, 2013, 06:10:58 PM
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Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 08, 2013, 08:30:58 PM
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smooth balls are a myth!
[close]

I'm 23 and, honestly, I have the balls of a 50 year old man. I have the testicles of a fucking domestic veteran.
I just cringe imagining where my nuts will be parlaying when I'm older...
[close]

I'm the opposite. I'm 32 and have the balls of an 18-year-old. They're certainly not smooth, but they're not the mangoes-in-a-grocery-bag that I would prefer. While my dick isn't anything very impressive, I'd opt for bigger, gnarlier balls.


It's not that my testicles are really that large... They don't command a whole lot of respect; they just hang like sons of bitches.
I can only assume that my nuts have some sort of unquantifiable density, or that the skin of my sack is just timid and overly accommodating...
I guess the grass is always greener, brah.
« Last Edit: March 21, 2013, 02:56:24 PM by Greg Ostertag »
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #36 on: March 21, 2013, 03:30:40 PM »
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2013, 01:51:09 AM »
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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2013, 10:09:12 AM »
bumpity bump

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Re: Dicks And Balls
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2013, 01:52:33 PM »
Yo L33T!
you should post that in the Boobs thread too.
OR
do we FINALLY start a "Riding Tranny" thread going?


anyways, I'm really fucking surprised this current thread idea didn't happen YEARS ago. If not just as a well from which to draw photoshop gold for humiliating crappy posters, but also for the GAYs of the board.

And anyone hating the change: Slap was a little gay from the start. Just look at the name.
Ssssssssslap
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