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How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« on: March 13, 2013, 10:56:02 PM »
Most of yall are probably virgins but you can still participate, getting a blowjob from a fat chick is equally pleasurable

Do you pretend you don't care?
Do you be the perfect boyfriend until she opens up?
Do you find girls who smoke becuase you know they smoke dick?

Slap romantics check in
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2013, 11:00:21 PM »
Quote from: Tracer  on March 13, 2013, 10:56:02 PM
Most of yall are probably virgins but you can still participate, getting a blowjob from a fat chick is equally pleasurable

Do you pretend you don't care?
Do you be the perfect boyfriend until she opens up?
Do you find girls who smoke becuase you know they smoke dick?

Slap romantics check in
hahahahahahah

just playin the alpha male role usually works for me.. its pretty easy for me to spot when a girl has complete shit self esteem and u just work off of that.. tell em whatever they wanna hear yada yada.. and yea pretending you don't care usually works
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2013, 11:00:30 PM »
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 11:14:06 PM »
Quit being a pussy, and just ask.  ;)
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2013, 11:26:50 PM »
Quote from: october on March 13, 2013, 11:14:06 PM
Quit being a pussy, and just ask.  ;)
This has worked for me 1 time, wasted straight up asked the girl if she wanted to skip the small talk bullshit and come back to my place. All other attempts resulted in a slap to the face or a look of utter disgust. But the idea is right, put it out there u never know
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2013, 01:27:24 AM »
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2013, 01:40:49 AM »
buy them at the thrift shop
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2013, 01:58:10 AM »
Don't be such a fuckin weirdo.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2013, 02:19:59 AM »
talk shit/make fun of them.

don't be an outright douche bag, but clown them a little bit. mess with them about who they are as people/their interests etc.

they pretend like they hate it, but in reality they fiend for it. the value of being able to make a girl laugh is too underestimated in this current TapouT culture we live in.

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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2013, 02:25:52 AM »
Quote from: realitycontrol on March 14, 2013, 02:19:59 AM
talk shit/make fun of them.

don't be an outright douche bag, but clown them a little bit. mess with them about who they are as people/their interests etc.

they pretend like they hate it, but in reality they fiend for it. the value of being able to make a girl laugh is too underestimated in this current TapouT culture we live in.


This is the truth. Always works.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2013, 02:35:12 AM »
Quote from: ontheswarm on March 14, 2013, 02:25:52 AM
Quote from: realitycontrol on March 14, 2013, 02:19:59 AM
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talk shit/make fun of them.

don't be an outright douche bag, but clown them a little bit. mess with them about who they are as people/their interests etc.

they pretend like they hate it, but in reality they fiend for it. the value of being able to make a girl laugh is too underestimated in this current TapouT culture we live in.


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This is the truth. Always works.


jk u guys can keep postin.

but making a girl laugh, playfully razzin 'em, being confident in yourself, etc. is key. girl's can sense insecurity/nervousness a mile away. that's a major turn-off for most women.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2013, 02:37:42 AM by smokecrack »
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2013, 02:44:18 AM »
i say hey how about i bend you over a barrel and show you the whole fifty states?
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2013, 02:45:06 AM »
dick on the table.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2013, 04:17:08 AM »
Just tell her you're freaky.

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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2013, 06:07:36 AM »
The other day I was with this girl who's pants zipped down on the ass side.  Shit was like a rubix cube.  To top it off, her bra unhooked in the front like some sort of sick joke.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2013, 06:51:52 AM »
One leg at a time.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2013, 07:18:16 AM »
Quote from: realitycontrol on March 14, 2013, 02:19:59 AM
talk shit/make fun of them.

don't be an outright douche bag, but clown them a little bit. mess with them about who they are as people/their interests etc.

they pretend like they hate it, but in reality they fiend for it. the value of being able to make a girl laugh is too underestimated in this current TapouT culture we live in.



Killin it my man.. Getting them to laugh is like spitting on your finger before insertion.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2013, 07:58:00 AM »
Everything you need to know is in here:

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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2013, 08:35:16 AM »
My beerbelly is charming to girls
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2013, 10:07:15 AM »
Play to your skill set. If you can't finish around the rim don't take it to the hole.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2013, 11:01:07 AM »
Quote from: chockfullofthat on March 14, 2013, 06:07:36 AM
The other day I was with this girl who's pants zipped down on the ass side.  Shit was like a rubix cube.  To top it off, her bra unhooked in the front like some sort of sick joke.

I know some bras unhook from the front, but never heard of pants that have zippers on the ass side...

So how did that end up working for you?
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #24 on: March 14, 2013, 11:15:33 AM »
Quote from: foureyedjim on March 14, 2013, 11:01:07 AM
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The other day I was with this girl who's pants zipped down on the ass side.?  Shit was like a rubix cube.?  To top it off, her bra unhooked in the front like some sort of sick joke.
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I know some bras unhook from the front, but never heard of pants that have zippers on the ass side...

So how did that end up working for you?

Pretty much this:


...nah she just made of fun me and then we made sex.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 11:58:29 AM »
Quote from: foureyedjim on March 14, 2013, 11:01:07 AM
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The other day I was with this girl who's pants zipped down on the ass side.  Shit was like a rubix cube.  To top it off, her bra unhooked in the front like some sort of sick joke.
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I know some bras unhook from the front, but never heard of pants that have zippers on the ass side...

So how did that end up working for you?

That's some 90's pants right there. Remember girls at high school would wear them.

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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 11:59:55 AM »



Hnnnnnghh.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2013, 12:10:52 PM »
Quote from: sametelt on March 14, 2013, 11:59:55 AM



Hnnnnnghh.

Wow.  Same brand and everything.
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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 12:26:33 PM »
if im ever single again im gonna run the cube on every girl

http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/the-cube-vt1509.html

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Re: How do the slap pals get into girls pants
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2013, 12:43:06 PM »
This shit ain't helping. >:(
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