How do the slap pals get into girls pants

[Will Easley]

I gotta admit SaP, I was about 95% convinced that you were indeed the superior being amongst everyone in this thread until you started to get inexplicably upset with my comments. After all, i only stated the obvious, it was never my intention to offend anyone. Now if i didnt know better id say your constant message board aggression/defensiveness was caused by an insecure ego while the overt negativity you bring in every thread is what you consider the best way to get the attention you so desperately seek, but that would just be an incorrect assumption from my inferior frame of mind. Obviously that's just how a superior male like yourself operates. I guess I'll never understand  Now if you'll excuse me I'd rather drop this & get back on topic before I have another emotional breakdown

[essal]

i didn't click this yesterday since i thought it was about wearing skinny girl pants. what a mistake.

the key to get into a girls vagina (a much more fitting topic name) is to remember their name. no name no poon.

[Frank]

i dunno. it seems it always works by accident. whenever i really tried hard, i failed. it always worked good with girls i barely knew but treated like we'd be old friends. add some alcohol and things happen pretty quick. basically, just don't sweat it. just hanging around with a lot of chicks also works because they will be more competitive for your attention. i hate to say it but that's pretty much how women work... at least if it's just about getting in their pants. serious relationships demand far more attention and effort of course.

[Strike A Pose]

I gotta admit SaP, I was about 95% convinced that you were indeed the superior being amongst everyone in this thread until you started to get inexplicably upset with my comments. After all, i only stated the obvious, it was never my intention to offend anyone. Now if i didnt know better id say your constant message board aggression/defensiveness was caused by an insecure ego while the overt negativity you bring in every thread is what you consider the best way to get the attention you so desperately seek, but that would just be an incorrect assumption from my inferior frame of mind. Obviously that's just how a superior male like yourself operates. I guess I'll never understand  Now if you'll excuse me I'd rather drop this & get back on topic before I have another emotional breakdown

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Desperate attempt at psychological analysis in order to justify your own anger towards my RELENTLESSNESS!!

Have you ever considered that I'm a perfectly rational and highly intellectual individual with complete disregard for the opinions of INTERNET STRANGERS and that YOU are just a little PUSSY>? Trying so hard to convince YOURSELF that something is wrong with me lol.  So sad!~


That's how I'm seeing this shit.

+Your entire future is dependent on an unrealistic FANTASY! What are you going to do when you don't make it rapping? You're DEPRESSED. Just leave it alone!


On SLAP trying to showcase your "unrivaled" maturity and knowledge, HAHAHAHA! NO MORE, PLEASE!

 
You aren't on my level in ANY way! Keep telling yourself whatever you want to!


NAPOLEON COMPLEX ALERT!!!!

[GarglesCmen]

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I gotta admit SaP, I was about 95% convinced that you were indeed the superior being amongst everyone in this thread until you started to get inexplicably upset with my comments. After all, i only stated the obvious, it was never my intention to offend anyone. Now if i didnt know better id say your constant message board aggression/defensiveness was caused by an insecure ego while the overt negativity you bring in every thread is what you consider the best way to get the attention you so desperately seek, but that would just be an incorrect assumption from my inferior frame of mind. Obviously that's just how a superior male like yourself operates. I guess I'll never understand  Now if you'll excuse me I'd rather drop this & get back on topic before I have another emotional breakdown

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Desperate attempt at psychological analysis in order to justify your own anger towards my RELENTLESSNESS!!

Have you ever considered that I'm a perfectly rational and highly intellectual individual with complete disregard for the opinions of INTERNET STRANGERS and that YOU are just a little PUSSY>? Trying so hard to convince YOURSELF that something is wrong with me lol.  So sad!~


That's how I'm seeing this shit.

+Your entire future is dependent on an unrealistic FANTASY! What are you going to do when you don't make it rapping? You're DEPRESSED. Just leave it alone!


On SLAP trying to showcase your "unrivaled" maturity and knowledge, HAHAHAHA! NO MORE, PLEASE!

 
You aren't on my level in ANY way! Keep telling yourself whatever you want to!


NAPOLEON COMPLEX ALERT!!!!

Not this again

[Will Easley]

lmao, who responds to something from 5 days ago? My nigga are you hurt or somethin? this ship has sailed already, try again in some other thread

[enzone]

Would you two mind just PMin each other? If so, no biggie, just curious.

[Strike A Pose]

lmao, who responds to something from 5 days ago? My nigga are you hurt or somethin? this ship has sailed already, try again in some other thread

Didn't see that comment before and decided to put you in your fucking place, faggot!

[Unbridled Technical Precision]

fuck you guys.

[Morty Seinfeld]

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lmao, who responds to something from 5 days ago? My nigga are you hurt or somethin? this ship has sailed already, try again in some other thread

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Didn't see that comment before and decided to put you in your fucking place, faggot!

absolute worst poster

[Inanimate Object]

I've been a serial monogamist for basically ever so I have no useful advice for you kids except to woo them with your capabilities as a long term partner.

[The Muffin Man]

I don't.

[jimi420]

Once while it was snowing I was fingerbanging this chick and the radio weather forecast said "Prepare for 4 inches of snow" and I said "You should prepare for 8 inches of dick". Another time this girl said she wanted mixed babies so I said to her "Let's make some mixed babies". Cheesy pickup lines that make them laugh always fucking work. Being black helps too.

[sametelt]

Once while it was snowing I was fingerbanging this chick and the radio weather forecast said "Prepare for 4 inches of snow" and I said "You should prepare for 8 inches of dick".

Amazing.

[Carrolls Chesthairs]

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Once while it was snowing I was fingerbanging this chick and the radio weather forecast said "Prepare for 4 inches of snow" and I said "You should prepare for 8 inches of dick".

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Amazing.

gnarred

[The Nose Face]

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has anybody eaten out a girl with an ice cube in your mouth?

[close]

OMG no! I'd rather eat out Ice Cube and he's just awful to look at!

[close]

Dominoes Blow me, motherfucker!

Hoe's gotta eat too..

The question is - do you wanna be Dough boy or do you wanna be Tre?

[Albatross]

drop that shit into the girls pants