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Dude is just biting Samson from the Bible.
GET YER OWN ANGLE, BRO!
Fukkin biter.
And on the fourth day GAY said this dude is wack.
And lo! The angel Seashell cast him upon the rocketh and the pebbleth, saying unto him, "Dirty Indian! Thou shalt be banished upon the earth as the buffalo and the horsey but without the length or girth of the penis of either of those two. LOL."
And it was so. And the people were sad.
The angel Seashell then took the penis girth and length stolen from the Dirty Indian and bestowed it upon the coconut crawlers in the south, those with the dark skin and the ability to bounce a ball and throw it through a hoop. And they were happy, but the other races were not.