Years ago it happened with a girl that was a friend of mine. We had been having sex for a while and we both really fucked up one night and it just happened. We would usually get really high off pills and sometimes I would stop fucking her and just finger her till she came which would get me hard again. One night I was using the usual two fingers then I tried three. Before I knew it I had four and then the knuckles. Now you would think I would never forget this, but for the life of me I cannot remember if it was vertical or horizontal. I remember thinking you gotta be fucking kidding me, I figured it would have been the opposite. Like I was thinking this is the hard way, but she is fucking taking my fist. I am thinking it is vertical, but damn its been awhile.
Anyways the girl ended up fucking one of my closest friends and from then on she was tainted. She would send me texts and emails saying she hated me and that she was in love and going to get married. Her dad was going to buy them a house and blah blah blah. She would call with him in the background and he was dumb enough to believe her BS and they both would try to make fun of me. I remember putting the phone down going to take a piss and coming back and they were like, come what are u scared, say something. I was like yeah whatever, gotta go, nice chatting, ya fucking psychos. The last time I talked to her and really both, with them both getting on phone again, they actually struck a cord with me saying something about my family and I was like dude just remember no matter what I will have fisted your wife. I think she started balling and he said next he saw me it was all over for me. Shit still brings a smile to my face.
The girl was crazy though. Tried to convince my supposed friend that I tried to take advantage of her by laying on top of her and not letting her get up, basically forcing myself on her. he was like she told me what you did to her. The truth was we were making out and I was on top of her and she was like move and I was like no just fucking with her, making person sounds and and what not. Eventually she was like get off, so I did. I remember thinking this guy used to be my friend and now he thinks I am some sicko because of a girl, so I was just like yep, thats me, just your typical abuser of women. I guess she was really hot and you could do anything to her in bed, but fuck. She was also a legitimate squirter. She fucking squirted once right when I was cumming, it was fucking nuts. But she sure was a hateful little thing, and overall just not worth the fucking hassle.