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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10020 on: February 17, 2021, 01:56:11 PM »
Back in 04' When my Dad still lived in California I shit my pants waiting in line for the porta potties at the Orange County fair. I tried explaining myself to the ppl in front of me before it happened that it was an emergency and they had no empathy, just gave me blank stares. Thankfully it was a clean pinch so when it was my turn I just stuffed my boxers into the shitter and freeballed the rest of the day. Got to see Weird Al that night too so that kinda evened it out.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10021 on: February 17, 2021, 06:10:08 PM »
Bro I went to the states when I was like eight or something and I think it was a mistake and I got the wrong cassette but I came back with the one where heís in the pool like the nirvana baby, yeah it wasnít the nirvana album man. Weird als sick though

Iíve shit my pants a few times just farting, sop is to just hide the boxers in the toilet. I use either the cistern or the tampon box
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10022 on: February 18, 2021, 01:15:26 AM »
I don't know if this is the right place but my love confessed to me a couple of days ago that she hasn't done anything nice to me for a whole year because I'm a bitch in the mornings..

Makes you think what am I doing with this person if she doesn't want me to be happy.

We have made decisions about our long term commitment to each other and have said that we will try to improve ourselves and grow as individuals and as a couple(think House of Cards). And now I'm left with this thought in my head that everything is a lie and she's only here to gain something/everything from me. I really thought she was nice to me the whole time too. Which makes it really weird to hear that she thinks they way she does.

My confession is I know that I should take a step back and figure things out on my own but I'm not going to do that because i can't live without emotional pain. There is just something special to be hurt and in love. I know it's not healty but that is not my concern.

Sorry for the rant. Jk


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10023 on: February 18, 2021, 03:49:16 AM »
Man I donít know if anywhereís the right place for that holy shit your ender was mad heavy

All I got is I know Iím a prick in the morning if I donít get enough sleep, maybe try that and make her breakfast sometimes like not on a schedule or anything just like one random day a week

Sheíll suck your dick, man
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10024 on: February 18, 2021, 05:45:37 AM »
Bro I went to the states when I was like eight or something and I think it was a mistake

How I read this

I don't know if this is the right place but my love confessed to me a couple of days ago that she hasn't done anything nice to me for a whole year because I'm a bitch in the mornings..

Makes you think what am I doing with this person if she doesn't want me to be happy.

We have made decisions about our long term commitment to each other and have said that we will try to improve ourselves and grow as individuals and as a couple(think House of Cards). And now I'm left with this thought in my head that everything is a lie and she's only here to gain something/everything from me. I really thought she was nice to me the whole time too. Which makes it really weird to hear that she thinks they way she does.

My confession is I know that I should take a step back and figure things out on my own but I'm not going to do that because i can't live without emotional pain. There is just something special to be hurt and in love. I know it's not healty but that is not my concern.

Sorry for the rant. Jk

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10025 on: February 18, 2021, 04:13:47 PM »
Haha nah it was a real good time, I meant about the cassette I donít know if I actually got the wrong one or the parents did the switcheroo, they werenít stoked on the parental advisory ones when I was real little. They ended up mellowing out heaps

But yeah saw most of us as a kid I remember heaps that holiday was a blast, deadset. We lived on I dunno if youíd call it a hobby farm or whatever but I mean it was close enough to Brisbane but fuck me that whole holiday my whole family was bugging
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10026 on: February 19, 2021, 12:18:31 AM »
Back in 04' When my Dad still lived in California I shit my pants waiting in line for the porta potties at the Orange County fair. I tried explaining myself to the ppl in front of me before it happened that it was an emergency and they had no empathy, just gave me blank stares. Thankfully it was a clean pinch so when it was my turn I just stuffed my boxers into the shitter and freeballed the rest of the day. Got to see Weird Al that night too so that kinda evened it out.

damn seeing Weird Al at the OC fair is a right of passage. U a real one my man!

glad it was a clean getaway and you recovered nicely enough to enjoy the rest of the night

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10027 on: February 19, 2021, 02:11:29 PM »
Hell yea dude! Was a memorable day no doubt. Also got to skate the vans park in Orange a few times, which are other favorite memories of mine looking back. The combi bowl by the giant warehouse doors was super fun. Younger me didn't realize how many legends ripped around that thing.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10028 on: February 19, 2021, 03:25:01 PM »
Hell yea dude! Was a memorable day no doubt. Also got to skate the vans park in Orange a few times, which are other favorite memories of mine looking back. The combi bowl by the giant warehouse doors was super fun. Younger me didn't realize how many legends ripped around that thing.

dude yes!!! Man, I have so many amazing memories going to that park when I was growing up with friends and then hittin up krispy kreme right outside after haha. I was definitely not getting near that combi either and was also to young to recognize who was around


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10029 on: February 19, 2021, 10:53:57 PM »
Iíve fucked up every single time Iíve ever attempted to chime in with ďLeonard BernsteinĒ in that REM song End of the World As We Know It.

I always feel really confident: ďI got it this time for sureĒ.  I then get it wrong just like every other time and then try to save face by pretending I was just clearing my throat or coughing as a sharp pang of shame runs through my body.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10030 on: February 20, 2021, 04:14:11 AM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10031 on: February 24, 2021, 07:57:13 PM »
jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10032 on: February 24, 2021, 10:33:20 PM »
jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

why, did you nut on your shoes?

i always say i work with glue and these are my work shoes.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10033 on: February 25, 2021, 02:11:08 AM »
jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

I hope you mean entirely naked but wearing Jordan's like Lexington Steele or someone.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10034 on: February 25, 2021, 02:20:40 AM »
jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

Hahaha. We need more info. You're leaving way too much to the imagination.

Were you in bed, feet out of the blanket, with shoes on?

Locked out of your house and waiting for someone to come home to let you in so you killed some time with your pants down? ( i did this ).

C'mon man, spill the beans.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10035 on: February 25, 2021, 03:34:11 AM »
jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it

Vulcs or cupsoles?

Iíd assume cupsoles, but ya never know.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10036 on: February 25, 2021, 03:20:32 PM »
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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it
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why, did you nut on your shoes?

i always say i work with glue and these are my work shoes.

I did that in 9th grade, got spunk on my shoe and brushed it off (literally and figuratively). Had Chemistry class first period the next day & the kid adjacent to me takes one brief glance at it and proclaims out loud that I had jizzed on my shoe. I played the "drop of toothpaste" excuse of really well but inside I was mortified.
He had clocked it instantly. Like a trained animal.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10037 on: February 26, 2021, 02:39:23 AM »
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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it
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I hope you mean entirely naked but wearing Jordan's like Lexington Steele or someone.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10038 on: February 26, 2021, 03:33:36 PM »
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jacked off with my shoes on recently and still feel guilty about it
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Vulcs or cupsoles?

Iíd assume cupsoles, but ya never know.
That's funny, I would definitely assume Vulcs. We should of had an answer by now..Has anyone DM'd him like a man yet?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10039 on: February 27, 2021, 11:52:34 PM »
First post in here, just reading through the last 2 pages and figured id throw something up, here goes:

I feel like outside of my wife and family (which im very blessed to have an amazing wife and family) I have a hard time being heard. Occasionally with co workers, but more specifically my skate friends. What I mean is, any time I express an opinion, contribute to a conversation I feel ignored. If I want to be heard I feel like I have to repeat myself several times, and even still no one seems to care. Ive felt it for as far back as 10 years ago, which was when my core group of buddies I started skating with started to disband. I have tons of "friends" and I quote that because I guess what it really means is I know a ton of people but I wouldn't consider myself close with them or hang out with them outside of bumping into them at the local DIY or random street spot. Lots of people have mentioned disassociation which is kind of where I have gotten too. Maybe it sounds a bit petty, but I don't want to spend my finite free time with people I do not enjoy being around or I feel do not value my presence. 

I also agree with the having 2-3 good friends over 30 is a blessing. My brother is my best friend (also skates) but due to our work schedules we basically never see each other but usually talk at least once a week. I have another good friend who I wish I could hang out with more but he's got a job, wife kids and we usually only see each other once every 1-3 months. I had someone I considered a good friend, but he got into a relationship and just disappeared. I made an effort for a bit to link up and skate or kick it but would bail last minute every time. I can only deal with getting flaked on so many times before I stop putting in effort. Stopped hitting him up and haven't heard from him in like 8 months, don't really expect to either.

Sometimes I do feel a little down about not having any real friends. To be honest tho, I never put in any effort into making friends or trying to link up with people to skate. Like I said I know a ton of skaters in my area and Im cool with all them, but I've always felt self conscious for some stupid reason about hitting people up to skate or even asking for phone numbers haha. I'd just rather go skate the ledge spot right by the house by myself for an hour or two than hit people up, drive 45 minutes to skate a spot im not that stoked on. Idk im the grinch I guess haha.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10040 on: February 28, 2021, 12:28:47 PM »
When people say hello and bye at the spot it makes my day. Also it helps me atone for being rude to Briana King once
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