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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10380 on: January 26, 2022, 01:18:50 AM »
I pay for unlimited swipes. Nothing wrong with that L33t. We all spent the same amount of money on worse stuff.


Edit: went back to gnar you @beatifk

Wise words. Go for it L33t!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10381 on: January 27, 2022, 05:52:40 AM »
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Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.
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What's the worst that could happen? How much is it to try for one month? Do you get locked into a contract?

If it's less than it would cost for one date with a woman, I'd say go for it. If you can't afford it, you probably can't afford a date anyway, so at least it will put it into perspective, and maybe will help you to focus on other things to improve your situation personally and with dating.

Apps are evil, but so are most people. Godspeed to you brother!

I paid for Tinder premium, and thanks to that I saw even before i swiped to the good side, that a cute girl likes me. We are dating now and will be moving in together in a month or two. I say do it, nothing wrong with that.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10382 on: January 27, 2022, 06:47:46 AM »
Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.

For the love of god let me and Dale help. We 1000% confident we can do a lot of good
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10383 on: January 28, 2022, 07:08:25 PM »
I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10384 on: January 28, 2022, 08:35:57 PM »
Thereís no way Iím ever going to be able to solve a Rubikís cube.  Too fucking dumb.
@SneakySecrets That particular Rubicks cube will unlock a new level of everything when solved.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10385 on: January 29, 2022, 02:00:30 AM »
I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10386 on: January 29, 2022, 07:43:25 AM »
I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.

Same for me. Just taking the opportunity.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10387 on: January 29, 2022, 10:41:10 PM »
Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.
A buddy of mine married a girl he met on there. My brother met his wife on eharmony. Iíd say go for it, cast a wide net.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10388 on: January 29, 2022, 11:59:56 PM »
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I've been on this site for nearly a decade and never hit Pal Status, so I've been shitposting like crazy. Sorry.
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Same for me. Just taking the opportunity.

Still better than 90% of UWTB...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10389 on: January 31, 2022, 05:01:32 PM »
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Seriously contemplating paying for OKCupid. Someone stop me.
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A buddy of mine married a girl he met on there. My brother met his wife on eharmony. Iíd say go for it, cast a wide net.
THIS. Actually thinking about trying out when I move to a new city. Dating sites frowned upon in previous times. Completely acceptable & normal nowadays. I too know many friends & family who met their significant other on the web. So hard to  take relationships to the next level in real life settings. Yeah easy to meet someone at the bar. More meaningful tricky as you get older especially when the dream is to meet someone in an organic setting like outside or in a store.  Even hard to meet legit lover in school, mostly everyone taken in college

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10390 on: January 31, 2022, 11:56:25 PM »
I didn't take off stickers on the rubiks cube as a kid. Instead, I disassembled it. I'm still a little bummed I can't solve one either, and I have one that I got new in package from a salvation army in the early 90s.

I developed a serious rubiks cube habit after I found one on the ground after a skatesession.
It's been about 4 years now and my best solve time is 7.6 seconds for a single solve and 11.2 for an average of 5 solves.

Unfortunately I often find myself wasting time trying to beat my records without learning new stuff.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10391 on: February 01, 2022, 04:49:52 AM »
I donít know how to play checkers.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10392 on: February 01, 2022, 09:07:45 AM »
I donít know how to play checkers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKIdStgAfU

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10393 on: February 01, 2022, 10:01:24 AM »
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I donít know how to play checkers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKIdStgAfU

You can thank me later when you beat everyone at your next family reunion

We donít family reunions, but I thank you for the link.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10394 on: February 01, 2022, 10:03:59 AM »
too many different colors happening in checkers i get disoriented

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10395 on: February 02, 2022, 02:55:19 AM »
too many different colors happening in checkers i get disoriented

Same with piano for me...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10396 on: February 02, 2022, 09:18:29 PM »
I'm chilling, like life is good, I'm applying to grad school, I'm applying to internships, my relationship is fire, my friends all live in my city... But I'm drinking like once a day and it's ass. I'm not breaking shit or making fucked up phone calls like I was last summer but I'm still getting ham drunk at 1 am and going to my curb spot w my rain board the last week or so. It's fun but I'm gonna hit the wall so fucking soon. Smoking cigs inside vibe. Bad times
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10397 on: February 02, 2022, 10:57:23 PM »
I'm chilling, like life is good, I'm applying to grad school, I'm applying to internships, my relationship is fire, my friends all live in my city... But I'm drinking like once a day and it's ass. I'm not breaking shit or making fucked up phone calls like I was last summer but I'm still getting ham drunk at 1 am and going to my curb spot w my rain board the last week or so. It's fun but I'm gonna hit the wall so fucking soon. Smoking cigs inside vibe. Bad times
If you know better, do better; before you get to so far down the path youíve lost your way and become some middle-aged failure drunk dad guy.
Weíll look at that, I just had my own real confession.
Anyway, Dwyck, I believe you can do better if you want to.  Cut out the negative shit and focus on all of that positive stuff you listed out above. Best of luck to you, and learn from the mistakes of others that came before you, instead of your ownÖ

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10398 on: February 06, 2022, 11:20:41 PM »
i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information
I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10399 on: February 07, 2022, 03:24:06 AM »
i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information

Hard thing to do but seems right.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10400 on: February 07, 2022, 05:13:03 AM »
i found a dying kangaroo in the bush once, it was pretty much just lying there. maybe it got attacked by a fox.
i didn't want it to keep suffering, so i beat it over the head with a rock until it died.
no other soul knows this information

Shit you did the right thing! I doubt I had the guts to do it tho

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10401 on: February 10, 2022, 12:25:05 PM »
have any of you seen my kangaroo

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10402 on: February 10, 2022, 04:23:38 PM »
It was just sleeping.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10403 on: February 10, 2022, 05:05:42 PM »
It was just sleeping.
it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away
I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10404 on: February 10, 2022, 05:27:21 PM »
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It was just sleeping.
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it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away
A very deep sleep.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10405 on: February 10, 2022, 05:41:31 PM »
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It was just sleeping.
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it was definitely dying it was bleeding a lot and i poked it to see if it was capable of getting up and running away
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A very deep sleep.
Listen here shitlips.
I would never. NEVER kill an innocent kangaroo, you hear me?
If you even ACCUSE me of such a thing, i WILL find you. Fucker.
In fact, it's already too late. I'm en route to your residence AS I TYPE THIS. In my private jet.
Say your prayers, and your goodbyes. May God have mercy on you, because I sure won't.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10406 on: February 10, 2022, 06:51:41 PM »
Womenís skeleton has been a much watch Olympic event since I was 12.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10407 on: February 10, 2022, 07:44:07 PM »
I went through a phase where I thought about Mike Tyson every single day for like 3 years.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10408 on: February 11, 2022, 01:35:58 AM »
I went through a phase where I thought about Mike Tyson every single day for like 3 years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_n_zwIZk4

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #10409 on: February 11, 2022, 07:02:51 AM »
I meet the love of my life on MySpace.
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