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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4260 on: November 26, 2013, 01:16:13 PM »
all you guys talkin about me like im a somebody on this forum of nobodies got me blushin n shit awwwww
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4261 on: November 26, 2013, 02:54:17 PM »
i miss PETE so much


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4262 on: November 26, 2013, 02:57:05 PM »
i miss PETE so much

hes currently in jail.  In an attempt to "free max b" he tattooed the prison schematics on his body and got himself incarcerated
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4263 on: November 26, 2013, 07:22:23 PM »
i miss alexactly even more


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4264 on: November 28, 2013, 09:58:23 AM »
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bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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sniffed it.  i ended up getting half a gram this weekend though to save for my homie and i actually didnt touch it, now were gonna save it for the day after thanksgiving and just nod and eat leftovers like the original plan, only now my brother threw down so we are all just gonna enjoy ourselves.  They say chicago has the best dope in the nation but honestly the only other dope i did at this festival was from cincinnati and it was way better.  Its a waste of money but my homie was just really looking forward to it so i felt bad i let him down
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Reading this makes me want to try it

DON'T DO IT.

I know how enticing it sounds. I can almost guarantee by your wanting to try it that you'll like it. Take it from me, it's not worth it. It takes back way more than the initial pleasure it gives, live through me on this one and take my word for it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4265 on: November 28, 2013, 10:04:54 AM »
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bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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sniffed it.  i ended up getting half a gram this weekend though to save for my homie and i actually didnt touch it, now were gonna save it for the day after thanksgiving and just nod and eat leftovers like the original plan, only now my brother threw down so we are all just gonna enjoy ourselves.  They say chicago has the best dope in the nation but honestly the only other dope i did at this festival was from cincinnati and it was way better.  Its a waste of money but my homie was just really looking forward to it so i felt bad i let him down
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Reading this makes me want to try it
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DON'T DO IT.

I know how enticing it sounds. I can almost guarantee by your wanting to try it that you'll like it. Take it from me, it's not worth it. It takes back way more than the initial pleasure it gives, live through me on this one and take my word for it.

its not as fun as it sounds forreal, but it is fun
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4266 on: November 28, 2013, 10:11:39 AM »
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The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.
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Just read your follow up post as well.  Powerful stuff and very well stated.  Stay up and stay off the hard stuff man! 

Thanks, I really do appreciate that. Fortunately I'm keeping the sobriety run going successfully, it's been a while since I've touched any drugs (even small stuff like weed and things legitimately rx'd to me by doctors). I did go to the club with a few business partners about a month ago, we got tables & couches with bottle service. Sparklers and the whole 9. I got so drunk that I was throwing $100 bills into a crowd of girls and pressing up on some of your standard Long Island club skeezers, and I finished the night by puking for almost two full days straight afterwards and not being able to keep any kind of food down. After that, I have sworn off drinking for quite sometime.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4267 on: November 29, 2013, 02:57:25 PM »
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The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.
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Just read your follow up post as well.  Powerful stuff and very well stated.  Stay up and stay off the hard stuff man! 
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Thanks, I really do appreciate that. Fortunately I'm keeping the sobriety run going successfully, it's been a while since I've touched any drugs (even small stuff like weed and things legitimately rx'd to me by doctors). I did go to the club with a few business partners about a month ago, we got tables & couches with bottle service. Sparklers and the whole 9. I got so drunk that I was throwing $100 bills into a crowd of girls and pressing up on some of your standard Long Island club skeezers, and I finished the night by puking for almost two full days straight afterwards and not being able to keep any kind of food down. After that, I have sworn off drinking for quite sometime.

Ha, I avoid the club scene round here man, shit is too intense/guidoed out for me.  Did you go into the city or somewhere on the island?  "Bro, I'm tellin ya, Pacha was off the hook last night..."  Got a few friends on that scene and I hear that shit all the time and I lose respect for them every time.  Also, throwing 100$'s ain't ever a good idea.  Did you at least get laid?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4268 on: November 29, 2013, 03:01:10 PM »
I have the worst procrastination/study habits. Every time I begin to write an essay or make a study guide on my computer, I get bored and just go on slap/youtube/porn sites.. I really need break this habit of unproductively..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4269 on: November 29, 2013, 06:02:01 PM »
my confession is that i have a big round butt

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4270 on: November 30, 2013, 09:42:20 AM »
I have the worst procrastination/study habits. Every time I begin to write an essay or make a study guide on my computer, I get bored and just go on slap/youtube/porn sites.. I really need break this habit of unproductively..

porn will probably be my downfall
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4271 on: November 30, 2013, 03:42:07 PM »
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The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.
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Just read your follow up post as well.  Powerful stuff and very well stated.  Stay up and stay off the hard stuff man! 
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Thanks, I really do appreciate that. Fortunately I'm keeping the sobriety run going successfully, it's been a while since I've touched any drugs (even small stuff like weed and things legitimately rx'd to me by doctors). I did go to the club with a few business partners about a month ago, we got tables & couches with bottle service. Sparklers and the whole 9. I got so drunk that I was throwing $100 bills into a crowd of girls and pressing up on some of your standard Long Island club skeezers, and I finished the night by puking for almost two full days straight afterwards and not being able to keep any kind of food down. After that, I have sworn off drinking for quite sometime.
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Ha, I avoid the club scene round here man, shit is too intense/guidoed out for me.  Did you go into the city or somewhere on the island?  "Bro, I'm tellin ya, Pacha was off the hook last night..."  Got a few friends on that scene and I hear that shit all the time and I lose respect for them every time.  Also, throwing 100$'s ain't ever a good idea.  Did you at least get laid?

Unfortunately no haha. I was in some hole in the wall of a club in Suffolk County. I only went because my business partner's friend was djing there, and she brought some attractive females to the club with her. That's how we got the service that we ended up with, because of her. My old girl was down for Pacha and I've probably heard the nightmares you've heard, I'm not much of a club goer.

I had a bunch of money on me and my friend was like "I'm a banker, give me the money and I'll make sure you're only holding small bills." Unfortunately, he was pretty shit faced too and ended up giving me Benjamins thinking they were Washingtons. & due to how fucked up I was, I didn't get laid that night. I did meet a girl there that I kept in contact with that I ended up hooking up with a couple of weeks later. So it wasn't all for nothing fortunately.

You ever hear of Emporium in Patchogue? That place turns into a wannabe Pacha for Long Islanders.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4272 on: November 30, 2013, 03:52:26 PM »
I've had sex hella times and I'm super fucking happy.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4273 on: November 30, 2013, 05:04:13 PM »
I wear a cape when posting on Slap.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4274 on: November 30, 2013, 05:13:47 PM »
I've had sex hella times and I'm super fucking happy.

Don't bullshit me, I was about to throw you a party the day this happens  :)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4275 on: November 30, 2013, 05:44:06 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4276 on: November 30, 2013, 10:31:30 PM »
so tonight i finally got the balls to ask my highschool crush out on a date (im out off highschool so is she but i met her in higschool), i have  hooked up with her before but shes been off at college since the past couple of years. she said shes seeing somebody so now im sad n drinking my pain away. i have been sober since july but i just said fuck it. gosh im such a pussy

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4277 on: November 30, 2013, 10:56:06 PM »
Being social leaves me exhausted mentally

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4278 on: December 01, 2013, 01:25:01 AM »
Perhaps you are an introvert?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4279 on: December 01, 2013, 11:08:29 AM »
so tonight i finally got the balls to ask my highschool crush out on a date (im out off highschool so is she but i met her in higschool), i have  hooked up with her before but shes been off at college since the past couple of years. she said shes seeing somebody so now im sad n drinking my pain away. i have been sober since july but i just said fuck it. gosh im such a pussy

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4280 on: December 01, 2013, 02:37:26 PM »
Being social leaves me exhausted mentally

I've said this to myself so many times

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4281 on: December 01, 2013, 03:45:00 PM »
I've had sex hella times and I'm super fucking happy.
tell us abotu it


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4282 on: December 01, 2013, 04:49:23 PM »
Vagina feels like warm apple pie. It's great!
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4283 on: December 01, 2013, 05:03:08 PM »
did u get her wet enough


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4284 on: December 01, 2013, 05:28:11 PM »
Perhaps you are an introvert?
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« Reply #4285 on: December 01, 2013, 05:46:49 PM »
introvert means person without knowledge of YOLO and/or hashtagging


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« Reply #4286 on: December 01, 2013, 05:50:27 PM »
introvert means person without knowledge of YOLO and/or hashtagging

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« Reply #4287 on: December 01, 2013, 05:51:39 PM »
lol who is hat^


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« Reply #4288 on: December 01, 2013, 05:52:18 PM »
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4289 on: December 01, 2013, 06:02:38 PM »
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