I attract only creep-asses. Seriously, the only girls that end up liking me are creeps.
Case in point:
Girl I used to be friends with (we liked each other but it was in like 4th grade) - near suicide attempt.
First girlfriend - became suicidal when i couldnt talk because i was with friends and she was in ohio.
Girl i almost went out with - calls drunk, singing Hellogoodbye to me, saying she wants to go out with me...which is kinda cool till i found out she called two of my friends saying the same. that and shes in love with a guy she dumped 6 months ago, and thats kinda annoying