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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4230 on: November 20, 2013, 12:42:46 AM »
I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself

what did the operator say?

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« Reply #4231 on: November 20, 2013, 07:41:02 AM »
The bank teller gave me a $100 bill instead of a $20 when I was cashing a check. I kept my dumb fucking mouth shut and walked out with $80 more than expected.

Fuck the bank.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4232 on: November 20, 2013, 03:50:46 PM »
I like female vocalists

Where's the shame in that? 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4233 on: November 20, 2013, 03:58:37 PM »
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I like female vocalists
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Where's the shame in that? 

shut up u no its rong
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4234 on: November 20, 2013, 04:15:56 PM »
it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4235 on: November 20, 2013, 06:47:21 PM »
it's not gay if you beat them up afterwards

holy shit shut the fuck up faggot forreal you make me hate myself for posting on these boards and im very narcissistic
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4236 on: November 20, 2013, 07:14:19 PM »
woah calm down, is there anything i can do for you?


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4237 on: November 20, 2013, 07:36:42 PM »
woah calm down, is there anything i can do for you?

give me a reason to stop calling you a faggot or something idk
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4238 on: November 20, 2013, 08:11:02 PM »
nah i dont really wanna do that


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4239 on: November 20, 2013, 08:26:10 PM »
i like classical christian chior hymns!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4240 on: November 20, 2013, 08:50:12 PM »
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I called a suicide hot line today. I feel disgusted with myself
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what did the operator say?

The guy was just telling me that the beauty in life is trying to make something out of yourself and how we owe to ourselves to at least make an attempt at it. The whole phone call was really weird but it did make me feel a little bit better. I just feel crazy for doing so.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4241 on: November 21, 2013, 02:57:52 AM »
Every time the McRib comes out I buy it. I don't even like the damn things.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4242 on: November 21, 2013, 03:43:21 AM »
broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. we still hang every other day. But tonight i got a "date" with another girl and my ex asked me if i could watch her kids whilst she's at the doctor.
I told her no problem but i had to leave at 19h30. Now she's all fishy about why i had to leave.
and just got a text where she's all mad at me.. pff don't know what to do here..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4243 on: November 21, 2013, 09:58:28 AM »
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I like female vocalists
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Where's the shame in that? 

no shame at all.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4244 on: November 21, 2013, 10:06:59 PM »
broke up with my girlfriend a couple of weeks ago. we still hang every other day. But tonight i got a "date" with another girl and my ex asked me if i could watch her kids whilst she's at the doctor.
I told her no problem but i had to leave at 19h30. Now she's all fishy about why i had to leave.
and just got a text where she's all mad at me.. pff don't know what to do here..

You should be straight up with her

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4245 on: November 22, 2013, 11:53:10 PM »
bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
method of ingestion?



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4246 on: November 23, 2013, 12:54:18 AM »
Never thought I'd do coke.... actually i kinda did.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4247 on: November 23, 2013, 03:24:45 AM »
I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4248 on: November 23, 2013, 09:07:20 AM »
I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.

All I know is I'm defo not into it.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4249 on: November 24, 2013, 12:45:08 AM »
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I did coke once. Didn't feel anything. Probably wasn't even coke.
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All I know is I'm defo not into it.
I hate coke. Only problem is that to figure that out I did a shit load of it. Now I look back at those times and regret what a coked up douche I was acting like. Now I can't stand being somewhere and other people being on coke, probably because it reminds me what a dick I acted.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4250 on: November 24, 2013, 01:32:25 PM »
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bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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method of ingestion?

sniffed it.  i ended up getting half a gram this weekend though to save for my homie and i actually didnt touch it, now were gonna save it for the day after thanksgiving and just nod and eat leftovers like the original plan, only now my brother threw down so we are all just gonna enjoy ourselves.  They say chicago has the best dope in the nation but honestly the only other dope i did at this festival was from cincinnati and it was way better.  Its a waste of money but my homie was just really looking forward to it so i felt bad i let him down
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4251 on: November 24, 2013, 03:22:12 PM »
pencil, please stop what you are doing, I care and this is serious i'm sending you a pm


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4252 on: November 24, 2013, 08:37:09 PM »
I've been getting faded everyday for the last 4 or 6 days... this can't be any good but oh well.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4253 on: November 25, 2013, 10:54:15 AM »
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bought a dub of heroin because its impossible to find percocets where im at and just binged on it for 3 days.  I dont feel shitty or want to do any now that its gone but i said i was gonna just do half then save the other half for a homie back in cincinnati, i just couldnt hold onto it and had to do it
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method of ingestion?
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sniffed it.  i ended up getting half a gram this weekend though to save for my homie and i actually didnt touch it, now were gonna save it for the day after thanksgiving and just nod and eat leftovers like the original plan, only now my brother threw down so we are all just gonna enjoy ourselves.  They say chicago has the best dope in the nation but honestly the only other dope i did at this festival was from cincinnati and it was way better.  Its a waste of money but my homie was just really looking forward to it so i felt bad i let him down

Reading this makes me want to try it

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4254 on: November 25, 2013, 05:57:05 PM »
im left handed

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4255 on: November 25, 2013, 06:00:29 PM »
Slap is a lot more fun after a few beers. Just read the last few pages of the prod thread in UWTB and gnar'd almost everyone because the comments were so funny. Except pencil, you junior junkie bitch.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4256 on: November 26, 2013, 02:07:53 AM »
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4257 on: November 26, 2013, 02:14:56 AM »
Slap is a lot more fun after a few beers. Just read the last few pages of the prod thread in UWTB and gnar'd almost everyone because the comments were so funny. Except pencil, you junior junkie bitch.

my confession is i think you are a huge faggot with most likely a little dick who gets drunk and finds consolation within a forum of douchebags, homos, l33tg33k, and pros who make fake accounts to defend their shitty reputation
any arguments regarding the size of your dick are invalid unless you post a picture of your cock

in case youre wondering i fall into the category of pros who make fake accounts to defend their shitty reputation
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4258 on: November 26, 2013, 05:59:15 AM »
Just realized pencil's a lost soul, looking for a place in this mixed up world that we call SLAP. The poor guy can't decide if he wants to be spammy/band/SEAN PABLO's trusty sidekick, ROCKxADIO's retarded little brother, or cigarettebeer reincarnate. Instead of hating him, for now on I'll simply smile at his posts, the posts of a fragile young man coming into his own.

Godspeed pencil.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #4259 on: November 26, 2013, 06:07:09 AM »
Just realized pencil's a lost soul, looking for a place in this mixed up world that we call SLAP. The poor guy can't decide if he wants to be spammy/band/SEAN PABLO's trusty sidekick, ROCKxADIO's retarded little brother, or cigarettebeer reincarnate. Instead of hating him, for now on I'll simply smile at his posts, the posts of a fragile young man coming into his own.

Godspeed pencil.

i actually got on this forum with the intentions of being a legit poster with actually insightful posts, then i slowly evolved into this weird alternate persona that only the internet would allow to fester

and thank you so much for comparing me to those people, it truly is an honor, especially since rockXadio420 is my favorite poster on the boards ;) i think cigarettebeer was in my days of lurking, before i actually joined
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