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[@thewilleasley]

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I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

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Good enough for what? I felt the same when I made the decision to go to school. When I started going, I realized that the majority of people attending college are pretty dim. Start slow and work hard.

yeah with college it mostly just comes down to making a consistent effort to stay up on all your classes & do your work. A lot kids aren't going to college because they're smart its because they wanna live in a campus environment on their parent's dime, and they just sorta "get by" academically. if you genuinely feel like going to college is the right move you need to make for yourself then by all means make it happen! it all comes down to effort & discipline, if you really want it that bad then you have as much of a chance as anyone else to do well in school

[brycickle]

I waited almost 10 years before I went back to school. I was pretty nervous that I would have to re-learn how to learn. I found that it wasn't really that hard. All you have to do is actually apply yourself. That means actually attending class.

[ice nine]

my college was super embarassing, it was seriously amazing any of those people had graduated high school. i also thought i was too dumb but i did fine.

[ThugWaffle]

Thanks guys. I definitely think college would definitely be a wise move for me and I desperately need a change of environment at this point in life.

[JB]

go for it dude. as long as you put forth an effort, college isnt too hard. there will be times where you hate you life and you stay up all night trying to get your work done, but for the most part you dont really have to be "smart" to do well. im not a very smart person, and ive honestly forgot probably 90% of what i learned in college, but what i did learn in was how to figure out what i needed to do to get a decent grade. i did go to art school though. i know i wouldnt have lasted if i tried to study medicine or engineering or something like that.

[Jim and Dan]

go for it dude. as long as you put forth an effort, college isnt too hard. there will be times where you hate you life and you stay up all night trying to get your work done, but for the most part you dont really have to be "smart" to do well. im not a very smart person, and ive honestly forgot probably 90% of what i learned in college, but what i did learn in was how to figure out what i needed to do to get a decent grade. i did go to art school though. i know i wouldnt have lasted if i tried to study medicine or engineering or something like that.

This.

I have a degree as a Social Science Analyst and like JB said, it's really about knowing what you need to do persist.

I'm super fucking tired right now so these probably aren't the best statements, but don't ever think that you're not "smart" enough; trust me when I say that most of the people that your going to meet aren't smart at all (campus dependent).

Actually seeing how many outright dumb mother fuckers passed through my classes over the years, eventually with degree in hand, made me loose a lot of faith in humanity . . . Seriously.

[pinche gringo]

I waited almost 10 years before I went back to school. I was pretty nervous that I would have to re-learn how to learn. I found that it wasn't really that hard. All you have to do is actually apply yourself. That means actually attending class.

This was largely my experience also. If you pay attention it's pretty easy. You're essentially just jumping through hoops to prove that you're grasping the concepts presented. You can do it.

[skinnypimp211]

i got ip banned because i keep shit too real and i dont kiss ass. ever since hate swallowed enough loads to become mod on here this place has gotten lamer.

people say/post wayyyyyyyyy more worse shit than what i said to be banned for. that is classified player hating

[L33Tg33k]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

[CumOnYourFace]

^
Ask out a chick that's buying a dildo. Maybe, you can fuck her and never call her again.

[shark tits]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

why don't you ask mango on a date?

[brycickle]

Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[shark tits]

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

[Willie]

I've been thinking of going to college for a bit, but I don't think I'm good enough. I was homeschooled in high school and I feel like I'm a little out of the loop.

I had a good college experience: it broadened my mind, sharpened my critical thinking skills, and I made a lot of true friends. That said, if I did it again I'd do it with a roadmap and ultimate goal of employment in a specific field. I shambled through to a degree that would only have had some use if I became a history professor, and that would have required grad school, which I didn't really have the grades (or desire) for.

Contrast that to a few friends who studied in specialized fields with solid job placement programs...

There IS value to a liberal arts education but down the road you may want something that pays well, too.

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

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i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

[L33Tg33k]

Feeling all sorts of ways. Contemplating calling one of them there hotlines. Fools be calling the police to your location though.

[SodaJerk]

Feeling all sorts of ways. Contemplating calling one of them there hotlines. Fools be calling the police to your location though.

Do they really call the cops? Surely there is a helpline that doesn't do that. Is there not a family member or friend you can call?

[shark tits]

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[close]

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

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Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

your dad causes karposi's sarcoma

[Rumpleforeskin]

holy fuck you need to write a book

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Applied to a bunch of porn stores and I feel like I have a reasonably good chance of getting hired. I don't know that it would be a good environment for me though. Sure I'll have access to high quality fetish videos, but then I'd also have to deal with being sexless while a bunch of sex is around me.

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I used to work at a porn star for a bit in Portland. Trust me, most of the people who come in there aren't having a whole lot of sex either.

[close]

i've always been sketched on those sorta places but one time this mexican guy in sacramento picked me up hitching and he went in there and bought some poppers. so we're at his house doing speed and he's got a tv and a computer both playing porn trying to get me to stick it in his northern mexican ass but i kept being like 'i'm not feeling this but can i do another shot?'
shit was pretty gnarly, he was on that party n play boolshit but he looked like he could really whoop some ass in a prison riot.
poppers, man how are those even legal? it's like film cleaner or something but people snort it to loosen their assholes.
hitchhiking is gnarly sometimes......

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Poppers cause karposi sarcoma. Speed probably doesn't help.

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My dad causes karposi's sarcoma

Damn. Now that is compelling.

[CumOnYourFace]

I sleepwalked last night and ate the rest of my ice cream.

[SodaJerk]

I sleepwalked last night and ate the rest of my ice cream.

I sleepwalk if I drink too much and especially if I've had too much sun or drunk cider. Our old apartment had two bathrooms, one at either end of the hallway and one night (after drinking cider) my girl found me wandering between the two of them and knew I was asleep, she asked me what I was doing and I said I was waiting for the toilet, she said it was free and I said I had to wait because there was a queue so she waited in the "queue" with me for a few minutes then said "This one is free" so I went and peed in that one and she put me to bed. A little while ago I got too much sun and drank a little too much and she woke up to me about to piss on the wardrobe. She still loves me and she's the best.

[tony danza]

I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

[Jim and Dan]

I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

You won't make it another year if you keep eating that much Acetaminophen mate; at least your liver wont.

Get yourself a couple (2) Suboxone if you can, be smart about them and get through withdrawls.

You honestly may want to have your wife help you if needed, support is key.

And finally . . . Not to be that guy but it sounds like you have a lot going for you.

Get off that shit before it completely ruins your life, it's not a matter of if but a matter of when.

[tony danza]

I cold water extract a majority of the acetaminophen out. however totally agree, been doing it for about 5 years. tried many times. I of course will keep trying.

[Jim and Dan]

I cold water extract a majority of the acetaminophen out. however totally agree, been doing it for about 5 years. tried many times. I of course will keep trying.

Got to really want it mate, that's the bottom line.

Good luck to you Tony, I know it is difficult & it may take a couple tries but like I said, sounds like you have a lot to live for.

It's really not worth carrying around this secret & ultimately dragging your family through a proverbial hell; trust.

Get help from anywhere you can, I hate to see people ruin their lives with this crap; I did it for a long time mate . . .

[ThugWaffle]

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I am heavily addicted to opiates. I go thru my norco's in about 4 days, 100 a month. I also cheek a months worth of my fentanyl patches in about 5 days. For the remainder of the month I eat a ridiculous amount of Kratom to stave off the WD's. I don't honestly know if anyone knows it either. I run a successful small business. Happily married. Skate, and exercise, but fuck, it is a secret hell.

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You won't make it another year if you keep eating that much Acetaminophen mate; at least your liver wont.

Get yourself a couple (2) Suboxone if you can, be smart about them and get through withdrawls.

You honestly may want to have your wife help you if needed, support is key.

And finally . . . Not to be that guy but it sounds like you have a lot going for you.

Get off that shit before it completely ruins your life, it's not a matter of if but a matter of when.

It's not like theres much to look forward to in life anyways.

[L33Tg33k]

I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

[ThugWaffle]

I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

He probably tried to. Did you try?

[L33Tg33k]

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I finally dragged someone out to Goth Night with me. He got laid. I'm happy for him and all, but it's ironic. 

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He probably tried to. Did you try?

I'm not saying it should have been me or anything like that. Neither of us tried. It's just a thing that happened. We're on the dance floor and I can see him a few feet away, then the next time I turned my head to see him he was gone. After the club closed I found him outside and he told me some 30 something year old lady pulled him aside and told him she needed to fuck so she took him behind an alleyway. She gave him a jimmy to put on and told him to fuck her hard. That was it. She knew what she was going to do long before she showed up.