real confessions

[Dr-Feelgood]

i have too many friends who have ended up with tinder kids cos they dont wanna wear a johnny. sack that! noone likes condoms but if you cant control yourself enough to pull out you should just bite the bullet.

pulling out and jizzing on the tits is hella fun anyways, why deny yourself the bank footage haha

fuck yeah

[Cuban_Lynx]

Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

[RCB3]

Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.

[Grind King Rims]

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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.

Wow, this is something I would not have considered, but it makes a lot of sense.

[mynameisnotjeff]

You learn something new on Slap every day! haha

Honestly, I've gotten so used to them that I don't feel comfortable without wearing a Jimmy cap. Could be that one saved me from bruising (Nuva rings can suck) and since then I'm kinda scarred mentally.

[tobey]

I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 

[swag nollies]

Sometimes I wear jimmies, sometimes I don't, the times I didn't, I probably should have.

Ad for kids with a cunt, new identity and skipping state. If I win custody battle though I'm taking those monthly payments and selling my child to the occult.

[swag nollies]

Sheeeyit, I still be nuttin kinda quick even with a rubber. Meth and Viagra is were its at.

[swag nollies]

Yeah its no debate raw feels better though. Lost my virginity raw, almost nutted insider her (16 and pregnant) luckily I just sprayed her stomach and couch though.

[Dr-Feelgood]

I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 

I have to ask.....why ?

[tobey]

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I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 

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I have to ask.....why ?

There are worse things to worry about in life. Also im a piece of shit

[Cuban_Lynx]

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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.

Shoot, I'm 7-years married with a 4 and 5-year-old, so discarding 100 loads between sessions should be no problem. Good to know, though!

[swag nollies]

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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.

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Shoot, I'm married with a 4 and 5-year-old, so discarding 100 loads between sessions should be no problem. Good to know, though!

Freeze your sperm for future species. You never know, burying you sperm capsules in the woods or something, could come in handy.

My confession is I did - a lot drugs, humanly impossible almost, I dun goofed. I'm going to rehab and becoming vegan though... hehe yeah right

[h00man]

I have 0 kids and I want to keep it that way. Always wanted to get cut but not sure if I should yet (26). To those who have been, what is it like? also how much did it cost?

[SodaJerk]

I have 0 kids and I want to keep it that way. Always wanted to get cut but not sure if I should yet (26). To those who have been, what is it like? also how much did it cost?

DIY or die man.

[perverted super otaku!]

I feel like there is going to be a punk band in 18 years called "Tinder Kids"

[iKobrakai]

Plenty of gen pool polluters here...

[mynameisnotjeff]

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Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.

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See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?

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Restaurant in a college town. It's that time of the year when people leave jobs to focus on school work so it's not surprising.
Also, forgot to mention that I texted her I had a good time and looked forward to the next time. Which was hinted at.

I fell asleep in class and didn't get the chance to ask her before or after. But as I came out I saw her and asked her if she was free this Sunday (working 6PM to 3AM this weekend) and she said yes. Now I wait

*Edit: After working a 13 hour shift (co-workers are cunts) I realized that because my shifts are thursday through saturday from 9 PM to 3 AM maybe I don't have the time. I got the the job to buy skate stuff, good beer, and go out with friends. So far work has done the opposite.
*Edit #2: Found out this was her last semester because she got into nursing school. An this is the second to last week of the semester.

[swag nollies]

I don't remember what drugs I took shit isl all cicles I'm hav ta ridee thid one out. ummm hh mmmm

[fullcab]

I fill dimebags with caffeine powder and throw them all around town

[Pigeon]

I fill dimebags with caffeine powder and throw them all around town

Are you the reincarnation of bawtard?

I haven't jerked off in over two days. It's kind of an accomplishment for me, sadly. I feel more clear-headed and slightly happier. Sometimes, I do jerk off, but stop right before any pre-ejaculate comes out...some weird, "Tantric," shit. It's kind of cheating but I need to take baby steps.  Next time I have sex, ejaculating is going to feel fucking amazing, but I have a feeling that whoever I'm with isn't going to be stoked on all the semen.

[straight]

I haven't seen the DC Video

i fixed that for you

[doublesteveburger]

I've kissed more dudes this year than females.

[Silky Johnson]

I haven't jerked off in over two days. It's kind of an accomplishment for me, sadly. I feel more clear-headed and slightly happier. Sometimes, I do jerk off, but stop right before any pre-ejaculate comes out...some weird, "Tantric," shit. It's kind of cheating but I need to take baby steps.  Next time I have sex, ejaculating is going to feel fucking amazing, but I have a feeling that whoever I'm with isn't going to be stoked on all the semen.

I did that shit for a couple weeks and I turned hella agro and wanted to fight any jabroni that looked my way.

[SodaJerk]

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I haven't jerked off in over two days. It's kind of an accomplishment for me, sadly. I feel more clear-headed and slightly happier. Sometimes, I do jerk off, but stop right before any pre-ejaculate comes out...some weird, "Tantric," shit. It's kind of cheating but I need to take baby steps.  Next time I have sex, ejaculating is going to feel fucking amazing, but I have a feeling that whoever I'm with isn't going to be stoked on all the semen.

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I did that shit for a couple weeks and I turned hella agro and wanted to fight any jabroni that looked my way.

[Silky Johnson]

Haha pretty much ^

[mynameisnotjeff]

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I haven't jerked off in over two days. It's kind of an accomplishment for me, sadly. I feel more clear-headed and slightly happier. Sometimes, I do jerk off, but stop right before any pre-ejaculate comes out...some weird, "Tantric," shit. It's kind of cheating but I need to take baby steps.  Next time I have sex, ejaculating is going to feel fucking amazing, but I have a feeling that whoever I'm with isn't going to be stoked on all the semen.

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I did that shit for a couple weeks and I turned hella agro and wanted to fight any jabroni that looked my way.

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I laughed at this post until recently. I dropped something at work and was all frustrated to the point that i almost dropped the guy. Beat my meat today and I've been really relaxed. There goes my pop and flick for a few days lol

[master p]

I aint jerked in bout 5 days maybe longer, I just don't feel like it, not even a single edge.

My dick is depressed. I even got a back and head rub by some hot young ass and didn't even jerk off that night. Its crazy for me like...

I gotta bust one out today I guess.

But if you don't jerk everyday and edge a lot you be mad animalistic around females. I think its a good thing.

[h00man]

Read an article about watching too much porn and how it will affect your sex life. Someone mentioned it on here a few pages back too. Bummed.

[tobey]

I jerk off almost every night and that's why I don't give a fuck what happens