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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6930 on: April 30, 2017, 07:27:44 AM »
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preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
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It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6931 on: May 01, 2017, 12:39:59 PM »
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preface by saying being a father is amazing but god damn does it suck at times ..
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It sucks most of the time, but probably because my kids are only 4 and 6.

The pill thing always freaked me out. I had a close friend who was one of the 0.1% who still managed to get pregnant by her boyfriend. That's why I've always been a strong anal advocate.

a good way is just not to cum inside your girl (on pill of course) when she's close to ovulation.

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6932 on: May 01, 2017, 12:49:30 PM »
But you should also cum inside a girl whenever you get the chance because it feels great and a kid would be more of a YP than a MP.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6933 on: May 01, 2017, 04:02:33 PM »
sfb how many women have been victims to your cumming inside experience?

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6934 on: May 01, 2017, 07:03:07 PM »
I feel like we might have different ideas of what "a lot" and "not a lot" could be

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6935 on: May 02, 2017, 11:11:13 AM »
I would say:

a lot: more than 10

not a lot: 2

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6936 on: May 02, 2017, 11:21:05 AM »
Then yeah a lot

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6937 on: May 02, 2017, 04:42:46 PM »
But you should also cum inside a girl whenever you get the chance because it feels great and a kid would be more of a YP than a MP.

I stand by this, most the time i do this just cause im to caught up in the moment to pull out. Ive came in more girls then i have in condoms or pulling out for sure, i always feel stupid and nervous afterwards yet i never learn


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6938 on: May 03, 2017, 04:34:25 AM »
i have too many friends who have ended up with tinder kids cos they dont wanna wear a johnny. sack that! noone likes condoms but if you cant control yourself enough to pull out you should just bite the bullet.

pulling out and jizzing on the tits is hella fun anyways, why deny yourself the bank footage haha

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6939 on: May 03, 2017, 04:57:11 AM »
I'm talking about blasting off when the situation allows it, don't go spraying it in there with no discretion. All willy-nilly. That's asking for trouble.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6940 on: May 03, 2017, 12:09:40 PM »
i have too many friends who have ended up with tinder kids cos they dont wanna wear a johnny. sack that! noone likes condoms but if you cant control yourself enough to pull out you should just bite the bullet.

pulling out and jizzing on the tits is hella fun anyways, why deny yourself the bank footage haha


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6941 on: May 03, 2017, 12:34:30 PM »
Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6942 on: May 03, 2017, 01:07:34 PM »
Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.

Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6943 on: May 03, 2017, 01:20:30 PM »
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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.
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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.

Wow, this is something I would not have considered, but it makes a lot of sense.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6944 on: May 03, 2017, 01:37:47 PM »
You learn something new on Slap every day! haha

Honestly, I've gotten so used to them that I don't feel comfortable without wearing a Jimmy cap. Could be that one saved me from bruising (Nuva rings can suck) and since then I'm kinda scarred mentally.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6945 on: May 03, 2017, 01:56:18 PM »
I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6946 on: May 03, 2017, 02:20:28 PM »
Sometimes I wear jimmies, sometimes I don't, the times I didn't, I probably should have.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6947 on: May 03, 2017, 02:28:57 PM »
Sheeeyit, I still be nuttin kinda quick even with a rubber. Meth and Viagra is were its at.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6948 on: May 03, 2017, 02:36:20 PM »
Yeah its no debate raw feels better though. Lost my virginity raw, almost nutted insider her (16 and pregnant) luckily I just sprayed her stomach and couch though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6949 on: May 03, 2017, 03:21:06 PM »
I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 

I have to ask.....why ?


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6950 on: May 03, 2017, 03:24:26 PM »
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I used to never wear condoms because i was on a lot of anxiety meds (well just a high dose of an SSRI) and they never made me cum. Also i didn't care if i got an STD so there was really no point of me wearing one, but the girls knew i didn't wear one. I didn't pull a switcheroo or anything. Now that i decreased my meds i always wear a condom. Still don't care about an STD, just don't want a kid. I actually think from time to time that some kid is going to show up on my doorstep saying they're my kid because you never know about pre-cum 
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I have to ask.....why ?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6951 on: May 03, 2017, 05:07:11 PM »
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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.
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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.
Shoot, I'm 7-years married with a 4 and 5-year-old, so discarding 100 loads between sessions should be no problem. Good to know, though!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6952 on: May 03, 2017, 05:11:44 PM »
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Now that I have kids, I'm thinking about getting snipped.
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Make sure if you do you blow enough loads post surgery to get rid of all the sperm with baby producing capabilities. Obviously I'd assume your doc would explain all this, but I know people who've had kids down the road because they didn't wait long enough. My friend's doctor said he needed to shoot a load around 100 times before it's safe, but you can go back in and test the sperm to make sure it's all good to go.
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Shoot, I'm married with a 4 and 5-year-old, so discarding 100 loads between sessions should be no problem. Good to know, though!
Freeze your sperm for future species. You never know, burying you sperm capsules in the woods or something, could come in handy.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6953 on: May 03, 2017, 05:50:24 PM »
I have 0 kids and I want to keep it that way. Always wanted to get cut but not sure if I should yet (26). To those who have been, what is it like? also how much did it cost?

 I meet up with her and I'm like wtf and she's got a baby stroller with her pushing it and she's pretty fat now


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6954 on: May 03, 2017, 11:07:38 PM »
I have 0 kids and I want to keep it that way. Always wanted to get cut but not sure if I should yet (26). To those who have been, what is it like? also how much did it cost?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6955 on: May 04, 2017, 04:21:18 AM »
I feel like there is going to be a punk band in 18 years called "Tinder Kids"

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6956 on: May 04, 2017, 11:02:07 AM »
Plenty of gen pool polluters here...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6957 on: May 04, 2017, 05:04:54 PM »
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Damn, that's heavy. Maybe massaging the pelvic muscles might help? Hopefully it wears off soon.

As for my plans. I made plans for Sunday to go to a restaurant she's never been to but 4 people got fired/quit at work and I had to fill in Sunday. So I cancelled, got out early but it was too late to get ice cream at cold stone

*Edit: Asked her to Cold Stone today and we went. I thought she wanted to leave when we were done but, she wanted to walk around town. It was nice and we talked. I went out to slide my way into her hand and she had her phone in it. All I can say is it was nice. We even kinda put planes in the air for future stuff.
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See dude, it's not that hard at all. There is no rush to get into anything, and if anything you having to cancel to go to work could have been a good thing. It's good to have your own life and things to do because one thing I can tell you is that girls don't like when they aren't the super interested or clingy one. If you're so readily available for her every beck and call or are acting like you're interested in shit that she likes but you don't then you could come off as desperate. Plus when you do this you don't end up doing things that you really aren't interested in.

Either way it sounds like you're doing alright, where do you work that 4 people just peaced out?
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Restaurant in a college town. It's that time of the year when people leave jobs to focus on school work so it's not surprising.
Also, forgot to mention that I texted her I had a good time and looked forward to the next time. Which was hinted at.

I fell asleep in class and didn't get the chance to ask her before or after. But as I came out I saw her and asked her if she was free this Sunday (working 6PM to 3AM this weekend) and she said yes. Now I wait

*Edit: After working a 13 hour shift (co-workers are cunts) I realized that because my shifts are thursday through saturday from 9 PM to 3 AM maybe I don't have the time. I got the the job to buy skate stuff, good beer, and go out with friends. So far work has done the opposite.
*Edit #2: Found out this was her last semester because she got into nursing school. An this is the second to last week of the semester.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6958 on: May 04, 2017, 07:56:20 PM »
I don't remember what drugs I took shit isl all cicles I'm hav ta ridee thid one out. ummm hh mmmm

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #6959 on: May 15, 2017, 08:35:44 AM »
I fill dimebags with caffeine powder and throw them all around town