real confessions

[tinyboobs]

Life's getting pretty boring, I pray for war everyday lol. Gonna just do drugs again.

[Pootie Calrissitang]

I started skating when I was 12 and skated up until my early 30's. Managed a local skate shop for a few years in the late 90's and was actually really good.

My 12 year old son discovered skating at the end of 2017 and got his first board last Christmas. Being something that we could do together, I picked one up for myself even though I hadn't skated since he was a baby. Took him to the local skatepark after Christmas and the place was packed out. I went to drop in on one of the 4ft concrete quarters and busted my fucking ass, BAD. Said fuck this and went and sat down, lol.

[LegitDude]

I started skating when I was 12 and skated up until my early 30's. Managed a local skate shop for a few years in the late 90's and was actually really good.

My 12 year old son discovered skating at the end of 2017 and got his first board last Christmas. Being something that we could do together, I picked one up for myself even though I hadn't skated since he was a baby. Took him to the local skatepark after Christmas and the place was packed out. I went to drop in on one of the 4ft concrete quarters and busted my fucking ass, BAD. Said fuck this and went and sat down, lol.

Does your son still skate?

[Pootie Calrissitang]

Does your son still skate?

He does. He's still in that learning phase though as it's been less than a year since he got his board. I get out there and cruise around with him at the park but only do simple stuff I know I can still do. Makes the dropping in fiasco sting that much more, lol.

[eight two fives]

I pulled my dick pretty hard to this. Not my proudest moment.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be20fddd00b4

[JB]

I pulled my dick pretty hard to this. Not my proudest moment.
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5be20fddd00b4

If that's bad, then I've got a lot to be ashamed of.

[Francis Xavier]

Watching that took me way back to some of the first porns I watched

[brucewillis]

Good porn.

[guest1]

I can’t do regular kickflips and don’t care anymore.

[beatifk]

My coworker who just moved half way across the world to work with us and claims to have been skating his whole life asked me to lend him a skateboard to get to and from work. That day we were talking and I mentioned something about Lance Mountain to which he said "who's that?".

When he asked again at the end of the day if he could borrow a skateboard I told him I needed them all and I don't like to lend out skateboards. I have 4 full completes currently and probably enough in parts to build 2 more.

Who's Lance Mountain? Sorry, you get no skateboard from me.

[iKobrakai]

I don't know, dude... I don't know who any of those Youlosers are, so it could be a generation thing.

But no, we don't lend boards over here.

[silhouette]

Mountain on Remive confirmed

[lickcakes]

i've skated maybe ten times this year because it's become significantly less rewarding both physically and mentally for me, and i don't feel bad about it. skateboarding was a central part of my identity for almost 20 years, so it's weird to feel as apathetic as i have been about it.

however, watching the gx video makes me want to go skate again. that, and the fact that i don't want to get fat

[smellsdead]

i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

[Gray Imp Sausage Metal]

I lost it at my fam last night - my work has been fucking me over for the last month or so and adding lots of extra stress to my life at the moment (still haven't been paid for Nov.), I guess it had been constantly building up and last night at dinner I just flipped out. It sucks, I'm usually not an angry dude and don't want to fight with my son/ wife and I feel like an arsehole. I smoothed it over with them before bed but it was 100% my fault and totally didn't need to happen ....

[CrumblingInfrastructure]

I posted a hypothetical question in the Tyshawn Jones SOTY thread and accidentally used the word “classy”. I didn’t realize how seriously people took the meaning of that word and I regret posting said hypothetical question... Then later defending it with some strange correlation of a du rag being as classy as my work hat because I had a couple beers.

[behavioralguide]

i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

you started zipping at the age of 0?

[SodaJerk]

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i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

[close]

you started zipping at the age of 0?

On average

[behavioralguide]

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i have zipped my dick up in my zipper three times thusfar in life
im 31 so thats like once a decade

[close]

you started zipping at the age of 0?

[close]

On average

yea but i feel like you shouldn't include non-zippings years in that average, so say he started zipping at 4 (idk?) then average 'd be 9. then when you turn 90 that 1 extra zip-up accident might kill you so...
then again, do you see yourself zipping up at 90, or even alive?
maybe nobody zips-up in like ten years when elon musk invented auto-zip ups, which would probably only increase the amount of stuck-in-zipper-dick and who would be to blame?

[Abyss1]

Its actually kind of dope hearing how people quit riding skate companies.  It's helped me quit jobs for better opportunities, and I even use some of the same shit I heard on 9-Club.

[Dwyck]

i dishwash to pay for school and Dustin henry's bunt interview was my inspiration

[Jollyoli]

I often miss working in kitchens, sure the hours sucked and the longer you chef the bigger an arsehole you become but I miss my "standing all day" leg muscle pop.

[givecigstosurfgroms]

I often miss working in kitchens, sure the hours sucked and the longer you chef the bigger an arsehole you become but I miss my "standing all day" leg muscle pop.

  You can get a 'standing' desk if ur work will allow you.

[hangontoyourego]

I posted a hypothetical question in the Tyshawn Jones SOTY thread and accidentally used the word “classy”. I didn’t realize how seriously people took the meaning of that word and I regret posting said hypothetical question... Then later defending it with some strange correlation of a du rag being as classy as my work hat because I had a couple beers.

ha ha ,oh well there’s a lot of anger on that topic . class was a trigger word for sure . good for you for making them even angrier people are hyper sensitive about him whether they like him or hate him . not really sure when the big deal is either way . soty has no bearing on my life of skating so it’s whatever for me .

[pdknox]

I skated the nose for over a decade.  no remorse

[Pigeon]

When DVS rebooted last time, I commented on one of their posts. It was something along the lines of, “Does anyone even ride for your shitty company?”

Some old man did and he said that his son is an am for them. It was true.

[doublesteveburger]

watching my KOTR 2012 DVD and caught myself staring at JJ making out with chicks more than the actual chick being kissed

it's chill though

[Monkey_Mcpott]

watching my KOTR 2012 DVD and caught myself staring at JJ making out with chicks more than the actual chick being kissed

it's chill though

Hes a good looking guy. You add his unique skating to the factor and you got a deadly sexy combination. Was bummed on the lack of footage from him in that KOTR though.

[slimblumpkin]

A lil deeper than not stoked on, these holidays, not a complaint but a confession. So my parents are dicks, punished me too much as a child, never ending, 3 days locked in room for gods name in vain type shit. Caused me to create my own world and dissociate from the idea of family. I like seeing my extended family but when my parents are there I get dead eyes, become mute, enter that safety world, lock up. So my options are not see them, see them and just sit in the corner for 30 mins and leave, or take drugs and go full bawtawd like last year. Im thinking not seeing them. Basically the dissociation of the immediate family is the root of all my problems, I cant even talk to my own brothers without being on drugs. Tried everything to break it, but its too deeply ingrained into my brain, maybe only time will help. Empathy and understanding is the best present you can give to your kids year round. Merry fuckin chrimbus.

[Silky Johnson]

Seasonal depression has me in such a shitty state of mind.