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Re: real confessions
« Reply #510 on: June 07, 2007, 10:04:39 PM »
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

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reading that story while looking at phillip  banks was pretty funny.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #511 on: June 08, 2007, 03:44:07 AM »
sometimes when i go out to skate, i think i'm so good but actually i m not

i really can't stand younger kids that are better than me, except a few,but still

after sex/masturbation i have no intrest in girls what so ever, even the cuddling after.. all i can think of is skating then

skated for ten years and have yet to drop in on vert, i did the roll in this year though

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #512 on: June 09, 2007, 03:33:06 AM »
my confession is that i'm not comfortable with the idea of expressing my flaws to anyone, including the slap message boards.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #513 on: June 09, 2007, 07:03:36 AM »
I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...

 you must have looked really cute and cool
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #514 on: June 14, 2007, 11:20:43 AM »
-i want to be sponsored

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #515 on: June 14, 2007, 03:21:54 PM »
-i want to be sponsored
sometimes i want to send my shop a tape or something, just because i'm sick of paying full price for boards.
but after supporting the local shop for a few years, the owner has started to give me 20% off most stuff in the store, so that's just as good.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #516 on: June 14, 2007, 08:27:25 PM »
i ditch my girlfriend/sex to skate

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #517 on: June 16, 2007, 06:10:46 AM »
My dad drove my sister, her friend, my girlfriend and I to some museum about 4 hours from my place (we left at like 5am, so we brought blankes and pillows).

So me and the girl are in the back row of his van, just chillin layin down. I finger her, she sucks my dick, then we fucked.

My sisters friend would peek over her seat and we would just freeze, then continue. One of the most awkward sex escapades I've had, very...VERY quiet sex.

Dad asked me today what my funniest jack off story was, I just told him I banged the girl in the back of his van while he was driving

Dad said nice
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #518 on: June 16, 2007, 10:07:58 AM »
i turned 30 today.

and let me tell you,

any one bitching about it is a pussy.

thats not a confession, but i felt like saying it.
I need a coffee

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #519 on: June 16, 2007, 12:44:44 PM »
^happy birthday fellow gemini!  :)


heres some of mine...

i don't like having pets.  i used to have this pet goldfish, he was my best friend, then he died, it totally sucked.  no pets for me.

i've never gone surfing or snowboarding but those are the 2 things i swore i'd do before i die.

i can swim but i've been afraid of going into the ocean since i saw JAWS when i was a kid...and i grew up around coney island.  since then i've never gone any deeper than waist level.

i fear all bugs and most animals but i love watching the discovery channel.

i've been skating on and off for two decades and i still can't do a treflip...someone please shoot me.

i'm the worst boyfriend any girl can have.  i'm in my 30's and my longest relationship has yet to surpass 1 year.  i try to be thoughtful but forget anything thats considered important to a woman. 

i like that TV show extreme makeover home edition even though every epiosde is a tear jerker.

i used to be a drug addict.  nothing crazy like heroin or crack but coke, weed, mesc, acid were my drugs of choice and in copious amounts, and also alcohol and cigarettes.  i even went as far as to sort the "reds" out of a contact capsule(cold medicine) because i was jonesing and was told it was supposed to be speed.  now i smoke some weed here and there, drink beer, but quit smoking cigs and the rest of the drugs. 

i like porn a lot but i don't think thats a confession so much as given.     
   
i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
   
i love skating but i hate where its been and where its going.  it use to be an activity for outcasts, for people who didn't fit in.  now its totally jocked out and mainstream and i hate being a part of it.

i'm bitter about not ever going anywhere with skateboarding.  i killed everything in front of me up until i was 15 or so, then i traded it all away for sex and drugs, plus my parents hating it didn't help.  i did eventually find my way back to it so i guess its a good thing.

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #520 on: June 16, 2007, 02:03:35 PM »
i turned 30 today.

and let me tell you,

any one bitching about it is a pussy.

thats not a confession, but i felt like saying it.

happy b-day sfa!!!!

the big 3 ooohh! youre in the prime of youre life at 30 yrs young ;)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #521 on: June 16, 2007, 03:01:35 PM »
School. Sick of everything about it and want to leave but know if I do I'll end up regretting it. So I'm pretty much stuck here.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #522 on: June 18, 2007, 12:57:33 AM »

i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #523 on: June 18, 2007, 10:38:53 AM »
ok, this is getting funnier again.
I need a coffee

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #524 on: June 18, 2007, 11:38:13 AM »
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...

i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons. 
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.   ;D

i hear you about condoms.  i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis.  maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #525 on: June 18, 2007, 10:29:55 PM »
i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 

The Gav squirts when he eats.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #526 on: June 19, 2007, 01:15:40 AM »
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
 

i've had sex with numerous women without using a condom and i've only been tested twice in my life.  i try rocking the hat many a times but my dick goes limp.  i hate condoms!
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That squirting thing, thats what I call a confession!!

And about the condoms, you should try Infini condoms (www.manix.net), they are only 0,02 mm (regular condoms are about 0,06-0,08) and you feel a LOT more. And it IS safer. Sex without protecting yourself is just plain stupid nowadays, no offense, I guess you know what I mean...
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i wish was a better boyfriend to her or atleast that we had a nicer break up, just for booty call reasons. 
i know that shits sounds gross/freaky to some of you dudes but my dick stayed/stays hard for this girl.
when i jerk off, i don't put on porn, i just think of all the times she blasted me in the face...yeah i'm a horndog.   ;D

i hear you about condoms.  i need to get tested more often and get use to rocking them on a regular basis.  maybe i need to take some viagra then slip the badboy on?

reverse facial action right there..

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #527 on: June 19, 2007, 05:44:45 PM »
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i like chicks who can squirt when they cum.  i've only been with one and i let her bust her load on my face and loved it.  it was awesome. 
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The Gav squirts when he eats.


hahahhahahah best gav joke ever.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #528 on: June 20, 2007, 11:15:26 AM »
My confessions:

I like to suck my mums titties when she is asleep

I dream of bumming my brother
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #529 on: June 23, 2007, 02:39:37 PM »
my confessions:

Me and my girlfriend have lived together for a year, and because of this... I hate her fucking guts.

Just to fully understand...are you still together? Is it, like, you hate her but donīt break up cause you like to hatefuck her and while hatefucking her you think all the mean things you would like to say to her?
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« Reply #530 on: June 24, 2007, 07:37:12 PM »
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I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...
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 you must have looked really cute and cool

i dont know why but thats the funniest thing ive ever read on slap

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #531 on: June 24, 2007, 11:11:30 PM »
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I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8years old
I jerked off in the chairlift when I was 20years old

thanks for sharing.


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a little to early if u ask me
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I was just a little jolly wanker laying in the woods back then...I don't know when other guys started doing that shit.
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #532 on: June 25, 2007, 12:10:55 AM »
My confessions:

I like to suck my mums titties when she is asleep

I dream of bumming my brother
something tells me this is a lie
I jerked off everyday after school in the woods when I was about 8

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #533 on: June 25, 2007, 01:34:53 AM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #534 on: June 26, 2007, 01:48:33 AM »
I'll go frontside on some tranny for you.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #535 on: June 26, 2007, 02:05:30 AM »
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #536 on: June 26, 2007, 03:34:41 PM »
i bet he looks cute and cool.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #537 on: June 26, 2007, 04:33:04 PM »
tonycoxhox is my boyfriend

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #538 on: June 26, 2007, 07:45:56 PM »
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.

tonycoxhox knows what i look like  :-\
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« Reply #539 on: June 27, 2007, 04:37:37 AM »
I know what Tonycoxhox looks like.
Me too!!!
He does look very different from what I expected him to look like...
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