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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8640 on: September 24, 2019, 08:34:55 AM »
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Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure
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That would require, at least, two dudes..
I honestly love seeing that in porn, but with women instead. I guess two really pretty trannies would be fine too. I'm down for rusty trombones too.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8641 on: September 24, 2019, 08:55:42 AM »
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Idk logistics but I’d imagine getting your salad tossed while getting oral would be pure pleasure
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That would require, at least, two dudes..
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I honestly love seeing that in porn, but with women instead. I guess two really pretty trannies would be fine too. I'm down for rusty trombones too.

Speaking of porn, why the fuck is stan not directing smut films? I legit got a boner at work while reading his chapters... His shit would be the dirtiest cum fests!

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8642 on: September 26, 2019, 04:45:20 PM »
ive kinda gone full in on conspiracy theories .. ai humanoids and interdimentional communication mostly

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8643 on: September 26, 2019, 11:13:49 PM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.

I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8644 on: September 28, 2019, 03:43:21 AM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.
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I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?
It did but I don't count that half chub cock, overweight middle aged hooker, lay down and don't move, feel almost nothing, 3 minute nightmare that my brother pushed me into. That was some bullshit.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8645 on: September 28, 2019, 05:49:41 AM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.
[close]

I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?
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It did but I don't count that half chub cock, overweight middle aged hooker, lay down and don't move, feel almost nothing, 3 minute nightmare that my brother pushed me into. That was some bullshit.
The sad truth is that most first sexual experiences are kinda wack. If we're going by Monster Squad rules, then you wouldn't be able to say the incantation and open the portal anymore. I think you gotta count it.
So preoccupied with whether he could do it for the culture he didn’t stop to think whether he should do it for the culture

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8646 on: September 28, 2019, 08:17:50 AM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.
[close]

I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?
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It did but I don't count that half chub cock, overweight middle aged hooker, lay down and don't move, feel almost nothing, 3 minute nightmare that my brother pushed me into. That was some bullshit.
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The sad truth is that most first sexual experiences are kinda wack. If we're going by Monster Squad rules, then you wouldn't be able to say the incantation and open the portal anymore. I think you gotta count it.
I was gonna say they suck. First time I couldn’t even get hard I was too nervous. After that though you can start slingin dick.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8647 on: September 28, 2019, 09:49:45 AM »
I bought a physical copy of “we are blood” yesterday out of knee jerk reaction only due to me collecting skate videos. Still, I felt the need to confess my sins. $5.00 and I feel dirty. I’m sorry, baby.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8648 on: September 28, 2019, 09:54:58 AM »
it's ok my friend.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8649 on: September 28, 2019, 12:39:48 PM »
Do 5 hail Fred Galls and replace your bushings and pivot cups.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8650 on: September 28, 2019, 12:45:03 PM »
I had to clean my phone after reading that, baby.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8651 on: September 28, 2019, 02:47:27 PM »
I bought a physical copy of “we are blood” yesterday out of knee jerk reaction only due to me collecting skate videos. Still, I felt the need to confess my sins. $5.00 and I feel dirty. I’m sorry, baby.
A couple years ago I skated with some friends for the first time in years. One of my dumbass friends said it was good so I downloaded it and it was the wackest shit god ever did to me.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8652 on: September 29, 2019, 03:15:17 PM »
I guess the song “sunflower” by Post-Malone makes me weep like a stupid fucking toddler now.

Break-ups have the strangest lingering triggers.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8653 on: September 29, 2019, 06:24:45 PM »
What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8654 on: September 29, 2019, 06:37:51 PM »
I don't get it either l33t but Steve I feel for ya, time will pass and the triggers go away

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8655 on: September 29, 2019, 09:10:51 PM »
What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.

I don’t love that dork - I just forgot that it’s in “Into The Spider-Verse”. I should have been more specific. But yeah, I became a waterfall.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8656 on: September 29, 2019, 09:58:21 PM »
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What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
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I don’t love that dork - I just forgot that it’s in “Into The Spider-Verse”. I should have been more specific. But yeah, I became a waterfall.

Sorry to hear you won't be able to enjoy into the Spider-verse.

As for the break up, take your time. Don't jump into something because you feel lonely. But, do reflect and once you feel that you learned something and have changed of a person you're more or less through it (at least from my experience).  Much love.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8657 on: September 29, 2019, 10:24:48 PM »
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What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
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I don’t love that dork - I just forgot that it’s in “Into The Spider-Verse”. I should have been more specific. But yeah, I became a waterfall.
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Sorry to hear you won't be able to enjoy into the Spider-verse.

As for the break up, take your time. Don't jump into something because you feel lonely. But, do reflect and once you feel that you learned something and have changed of a person you're more or less through it (at least from my experience).  Much love.

Thanks dude, appreciate that. That silly confession was more geared toward the subtle things that trigger waves. I’m definitely doing better. Occupying my time. Deadlines, commissions, friends, skateboarding. It all takes time.

Weird thing I noticed though is there’s like 3 or 4 people that I know going through eerily similar situations. Then I come in here and read pals going through the same shit. Must be the season.

We’re all in this together, baby.


And I’ll get Spider-verse back, it’s a work of fucking art.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8658 on: September 30, 2019, 12:22:36 AM »
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What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
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I don’t love that dork - I just forgot that it’s in “Into The Spider-Verse”. I should have been more specific. But yeah, I became a waterfall.
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Sorry to hear you won't be able to enjoy into the Spider-verse.

As for the break up, take your time. Don't jump into something because you feel lonely. But, do reflect and once you feel that you learned something and have changed of a person you're more or less through it (at least from my experience).  Much love.
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Thanks dude, appreciate that. That silly confession was more geared toward the subtle things that trigger waves. I’m definitely doing better. Occupying my time. Deadlines, commissions, friends, skateboarding. It all takes time.

Weird thing I noticed though is there’s like 3 or 4 people that I know going through eerily similar situations. Then I come in here and read pals going through the same shit. Must be the season.

We’re all in this together, baby.


And I’ll get Spider-verse back, it’s a work of fucking art.

It really is. I can't recommend it enough.

Also, are we all a byproduct of Hot Girl Summer? Sad Boy Winter is around the corner and I should get to work on a new playlist

I feel like with this type of thing it helps to get it out. Maybe try writing it down and having a physical form that you can handle with by throwing out or tearing to shreds?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8659 on: September 30, 2019, 07:17:01 AM »
So preoccupied with whether he could do it for the culture he didn’t stop to think whether he should do it for the culture

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8660 on: September 30, 2019, 07:37:42 AM »
What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.

Agreed. He's insufferable to listen to.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8661 on: September 30, 2019, 01:00:33 PM »
College is hard. man. fuck. Really blowing it
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8662 on: October 01, 2019, 01:40:18 AM »
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Damn, this shit is making me think I'd be really good at playing sex.
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You waiting for love l33t? Or don’t care? Take a solo vacation to Nevada. Bang some crazy brothel chick, go see a show and go home.
[close]

I thought L33t finally lost it a little while back in Tijuana?

Am I remembering wrong or did it not go down?
[close]
It did but I don't count that half chub cock, overweight middle aged hooker, lay down and don't move, feel almost nothing, 3 minute nightmare that my brother pushed me into. That was some bullshit.
[close]
The sad truth is that most first sexual experiences are kinda wack. If we're going by Monster Squad rules, then you wouldn't be able to say the incantation and open the portal anymore. I think you gotta count it.
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I was gonna say they suck. First time I couldn’t even get hard I was too nervous. After that though you can start slingin dick.

this is great. This thread is still one of my favourites on slap.


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8663 on: October 01, 2019, 05:00:43 AM »
College is hard. man. fuck. Really blowing it

After you're done you'll look back on it and think it wasn't a big deal.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8664 on: October 01, 2019, 05:46:50 AM »
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College is hard. man. fuck. Really blowing it
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After you're done you'll look back on it and think it wasn't a big deal.

Yeah. Waiting for a job opportunity afterwards is much worse. Makes you feel useless. I wish I enjoyed my uni years more now that I’m done and unemployed.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8665 on: October 01, 2019, 06:33:44 AM »
I guess the song “sunflower” by Post-Malone makes me weep like a stupid fucking toddler now.

Break-ups have the strangest lingering triggers.

This is totaly OK. My Ex, which we separated 2 weeks ako after 8 years, loved it and we would listen to it in the mornings or when we would clean up. I heard it yesterday while 3 hour drive and I had to stop, and fucking cry in the parking lot next to the highway. Music is a bitch.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8666 on: October 01, 2019, 06:47:01 AM »
College is hard. man. fuck. Really blowing it

Is it too hard? Or are you just slacking? I did the second one.

I failed out of college my first year because all I would do is get hammered and never go to class. I thought I was doomed for life, but I went to community college the next year and went back to the regular university after that and did fine. Took some summer classes to make up for sucking so bad that first year, and still graduated in 4 years.

 
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8667 on: October 01, 2019, 07:15:54 AM »
What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
PM reminds me of a trashy Shia Labeouf/Kid Rock, I don't get his music either.  He looks like he smells of hot garbage juice and wet ashtrays.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8668 on: October 01, 2019, 07:58:22 AM »
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What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
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PM reminds me of a trashy Shia Labeouf/Kid Rock, I don't get his music either.  He looks like he smells of hot garbage juice and wet ashtrays.

I know, just image the stench, his drugged out ramblings, zero physical fitness. Yet, tons of super hot chicks line up to bang the guy. The way the world works is strange.

I don’t even think I envy the guy. He found his thing and it really works for him.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8669 on: October 01, 2019, 08:17:09 AM »
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What the fuck is up with these Post Malone lovers? I'm seeing more and more and its fucking crazy.
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PM reminds me of a trashy Shia Labeouf/Kid Rock, I don't get his music either.  He looks like he smells of hot garbage juice and wet ashtrays.
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I know, just image the stench, his drugged out ramblings, zero physical fitness. Yet, tons of super hot chicks line up to bang the guy. The way the world works is strange.

I don’t even think I envy the guy. He found his thing and it really works for him.

Girls will bang anything with money. Hence the reason hot chicks will marry a rich guy 50 years older than them just waiting for the guy to die. I'm sure they really enjoy banging a dude who can't get a boner or even stand up on his own...

If Post Malone was dead broke, the only chicks that would bang him are trash bags who want some drugs.
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