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This isn't really something to confess as I wanted to share it with you guys anyways but I am currently downloading 2 skateboarding themed porn videos to see some of the skate details.
I mean I've seen stuff like this before, but the site I used to get the stuff just happened to have both of them on the front page so I gotta check it out. I'll post screens if I find something funny. So far I can see that there is a scene where they bang in Skate Lab.
Sk8trixxx? Pancho has a good ender
Lol, no but now I'm looking at screens to that and I'm laughing. Some chick is riding a dude in front of a deck that says LANCE MOUNTAIN all huge like 6 inches from her face.
What I got is called Teach Me: Skateboard Edition, And the other is a single scene that you could find if you just googled "Midgets skater nails a hot chick".
So I don't know who the midget is but he rips. This is obviously around 2000. They're actually at ditch that a lot of people skate, just watch the clip. But he ollies into it, does a heel flip, nollie heel. Every trick he does they play in slowmo and it gets this weird "ohhhhhhhm" sound each time. Props for going to an actual spot though and actually being able to skate.
Teach ME Skateboarding Edition is bad. It's just a bunch of scenes shot at Skatelab. Jizz definitely gets on some of the obstacles, and there is a special thanks to Pornstar Skateboards "Ride Your Favorite Pornstar". It's copyright 2009 but I thought that shit for sure was like 2003 or something.