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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8940 on: November 21, 2019, 11:10:44 AM »
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best way to get over someone is to bang as many hoes but be honest.... eventually you'll find someone there's plenty of fish in the sea for everyone.

I was crushed after my first serious relationship dissolved and my situation got worse, all you need to do is go out there  and crush some pussy and you'll be good.
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Uh, you may not be familiar with me. I have no ability to bang hoes and/or crush pussy. I've never even kissed a girl. This is literally like saying, "Dude, I know you've never been with a woman, but if you go get with a bunch of women, you'll get over that first woman".

Trust me when I say that I am mass messaging a lot of women on PoF, Bumble, and Hinge. I haven't gotten very many takers, and the ones that do are unattractive and that's fine. Even with them they tend not to last more than one interchange of messages. So far nothing has worked out.
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Look Chief I am in no way condoning bro type of crushing pussy. What I am saying is maybe you have unrealistic standards?

I don't know you and I have met many characters very similar if you haven't mentioned not kissing a girl then I assume you might have wonky standards. Or women in your area are stuck up bitches?, either way sometimes being the asshole does give ladies the feel goods. Validates their need for attention if not for that night, am I wrong? maybe...... however most of our first gals we liked when we were kids was taken by some asshole.
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L33Tg33k, don't take this the wrong way... Do you have friends? I don't remember your whole story, sorry.

If you do, forget all that dating app stuff. Go out with some friends, have fun, and eventually girls will want to talk to you. Until you try to meet girls in person, I think it's very difficult to go in cold into dating apps. All the best girls I've met was when I was out acting foolishly with pals and girls wanted to know what kind of stupid shit we were up to and wanted to join. Seriously, try it.

If you don't have a crew of friends (doesn't need to be a lot, but if you go out in a group of 3 it's optimum) you should try to make friends first. We're lucky. We all have skateboarding. So anywhere you go on earth, you automatically have "friends" in a way. If there's nobody you want to be friends with in your hometown, try the next town over, or however far you need to travel. I really think it's a crucial first step when meeting girls.

Don't give up!

Gonna throw in that one my homies who got tons of girls before he settled down, his method was to actually just make friends with women in earnest. I’ve had mixed results personally but either way you come out of it with new friends.

And having platonic female friends is very attractive to other women.

But most importantly, don’t put it on a pedestal, and keep ya head up
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8941 on: November 21, 2019, 03:00:50 PM »
I do have friends. I'm very publically friends with a pro and a crew that has gained some notoriety. Unfortunately, none are the type I'd like to be a party with. My friends I've gained relatively late in life and have little in common with me outside of skateboarding. It makes it somewhat difficult to even have lasting conversations with the majority of them. As far as being friends with girls is concerned, I know very few of them and have had no luck with trying to become friendly with them. I guess I could always try harder. I absolutely see the merit of being friends with more women in turn bringing me into contact with more women. I'm formulating a plan right now.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8942 on: November 22, 2019, 06:29:37 AM »
Could be worse man

My contacts are 5 family members, 5 work and 2 former coworkers just for a back up plan on a job

Been a ghost since 2k13


* Instead of making your goals "friend, girlfriend, fb, connect, brownbag" just refine your goals to communication skills, maybe proper posture, basic car detail, fuck maybe skin care
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i need a break from this thread dawg. knowledge doesnt feel like power anymore

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8943 on: November 22, 2019, 08:34:11 AM »
Could be worse man

My contacts are 5 family members, 5 work and 2 former coworkers just for a back up plan on a job

Been a ghost since 2k13


* Instead of making your goals "friend, girlfriend, fb, connect, brownbag" just refine your goals to communication skills, maybe proper posture, basic car detail, fuck maybe skin care
I have maybe 2? People I can kinda count on for a support system.

Having done shit for the last 32 years I have learned one universal thing.

You can only count on yourself, the rest are a joke.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8944 on: November 22, 2019, 06:37:55 PM »
yeah i dont have many friends any more. i want to say the past couple of jobs ive held have had increasingly less social interaction, definitely made me give less of a shit about friends i guess. and coworkers are not my friends nor do i want them to be, that shit always seems forced.

but regardless - the new aves are seriously one of the most comfortable shoes ive ever owned. really didnt expect that

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8945 on: November 22, 2019, 10:27:43 PM »
So I was accused of harassment today at work.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8946 on: November 22, 2019, 10:51:50 PM »
So I was accused of harassment today at work.
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Feel free to explain.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8947 on: November 22, 2019, 11:19:46 PM »
I dunno how much I should vent into the internet yet, but the words “inappropriate touching” were used.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8948 on: November 22, 2019, 11:23:04 PM »
So I was accused of harassment today at work.

Paco, your omission of a certain contextual additive to the word "harrassment", reaks of something "sexual" in nature.  Then again, maybe I'm seeing what I WANT to see.  Casual Friday, and let me guess.  She's wearing that painted on "bend me over", skirt and you just couldn't help yourself?  Had to have a "peek" behind the  ol' meat curtains, huh? 

And don't give us this shit about "No, I REALLY was looking for my contact lense", which just HAPPENED to fall near the entrance to her skirt".  Quit stashing out on us and spill it, Bud!

  First things first, was she wearing panties?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8949 on: November 23, 2019, 05:00:31 AM »
I dunno how much I should vent into the internet yet, but the words “inappropriate touching” were used.
Did you do it? Remember, this is the real confessions thread.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8950 on: November 23, 2019, 05:02:23 AM »
Nah, not even close. I’m not really into women so it was mostly a shock when this was mentioned so casually at me

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8951 on: November 23, 2019, 05:32:03 AM »
Nah, not even close. I’m not really into women so it was mostly a shock when this was mentioned so casually at me
fight back. if you're innocent, homegirl likely thinks she found an easy way to climb that ladder by stepping on your back. i wonder if the area the alleged incident transpired is videotaped? lot of people get exonerated by the surveillance state, turn it on her.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8952 on: November 23, 2019, 11:59:08 AM »
If you get fired , get a lawyer . Make them pay for wrongful termination. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8953 on: November 23, 2019, 01:46:52 PM »
I appreciate the advice and input guys, being such a small work environment there’s always at least one other person around and I’ve spoken with both of the two others I work with daily and they can’t believe it either. I think I’ve got at least a couple people to corroborate how ridiculous this situation is

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8954 on: November 23, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »
Haven’t been on the forum as much but, damn. Sorry to hear about that Paco. I hate people that take such a serious thing so lightly. Keep your head up, stray away from that person and definitely fight it. There’s bound to be someone to vouch for you.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8955 on: November 23, 2019, 05:00:24 PM »
yeah i dont have many friends any more. i want to say the past couple of jobs ive held have had increasingly less social interaction, definitely made me give less of a shit about friends i guess. and coworkers are not my friends nor do i want them to be, that shit always seems forced.

but regardless - the new aves are seriously one of the most comfortable shoes ive ever owned. really didnt expect that
My wife just picked me up a set the new aves with the clear blue shoes are tight as fuck I really like these.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8956 on: November 26, 2019, 06:30:13 AM »
If you get fired , get a lawyer . Make them pay for wrongful termination. 

they owe

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8957 on: November 27, 2019, 04:21:59 PM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8958 on: November 27, 2019, 05:31:07 PM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8959 on: November 27, 2019, 10:54:33 PM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8960 on: November 28, 2019, 12:22:17 AM »
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sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too
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i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit

When I was young and dumb I had a convertible and you better believe I turned up the Capone N Noreaga so that everyone heard it.

Now, I mostly listen to The Smiths in the car so I keep the volume lower. I don't want the general public to know that I'm a depressed manchild listening to an awful racist asshole whining.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8961 on: November 28, 2019, 03:27:14 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8962 on: November 28, 2019, 04:42:20 AM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8963 on: November 28, 2019, 04:54:05 AM »
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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
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Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

You might look hard as fuck, then again, might look like Nubian Queen.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8964 on: November 28, 2019, 04:57:37 AM »
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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
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Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8965 on: November 28, 2019, 08:31:47 AM »
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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
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Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos
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Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8966 on: November 28, 2019, 09:07:39 AM »
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sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too
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I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist
i'm old and just got my first permit. really opens things up.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8967 on: November 28, 2019, 11:18:11 PM »
i want to get my nose pierced

i dont fuckin know

I’ve had this feeling, I’m more a piercings guy than tattoos, the good thing is you can always steal someone’s earring and shove that shit against your nose and get a feel for how it’ll look. I’d get that shit done tomorrow if I didn’t have such annoying seasonal allergies

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8968 on: November 29, 2019, 02:56:31 AM »
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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
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Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos
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Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.
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And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8969 on: November 29, 2019, 03:33:20 AM »
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i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
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Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos
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Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.
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And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
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still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...