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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9030 on: November 29, 2019, 02:56:31 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9031 on: November 29, 2019, 03:33:20 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9032 on: November 29, 2019, 05:35:52 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...

What about full body cast porn?




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9033 on: November 29, 2019, 08:43:44 AM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9034 on: November 29, 2019, 05:41:32 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9035 on: November 29, 2019, 09:02:05 PM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

How awkward would it be getting the cast removed or changed and the doctor or nurse finds massive amounts of cum lodged in?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9036 on: December 01, 2019, 06:00:24 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9037 on: December 01, 2019, 07:59:10 PM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

How awkward would it be getting the cast removed or changed and the doctor or nurse finds massive amounts of cum lodged in?

And the smell, oh lord.

Just re-watched that episode of IASIP after the gang runs over Charlie with Dennis' car and they are trying to use garden shears to cut them open. Only Frank was smart enough to soak it in water to peel if sheet by sheet.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9038 on: December 02, 2019, 04:51:03 PM »
Constantly selling and buying surfboards online & in person due to always being low on $$$. Only time got burned, from a girl . Felt the rails , all legit . Didn't check the middle, huge soft spot. Damn she ruthless & fooled me   

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9039 on: December 02, 2019, 11:17:25 PM »
Constantly selling and buying surfboards online & in person due to always being low on $$$. Only time got burned, from a girl . Felt the rails , all legit . Didn't check the middle, huge soft spot. Damn she ruthless & fooled me

Damn, that sucks. Leave some dog shit at her doorstep so it fucks up her day.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9040 on: December 04, 2019, 02:24:01 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?

This helps in a pinch


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #9041 on: Today at 12:25:50 AM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?

This helps in a pinch


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Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?