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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8970 on: November 23, 2019, 01:46:52 PM »
I appreciate the advice and input guys, being such a small work environment thereís always at least one other person around and Iíve spoken with both of the two others I work with daily and they canít believe it either. I think Iíve got at least a couple people to corroborate how ridiculous this situation is

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« Reply #8971 on: November 23, 2019, 02:22:22 PM »
Havenít been on the forum as much but, damn. Sorry to hear about that Paco. I hate people that take such a serious thing so lightly. Keep your head up, stray away from that person and definitely fight it. Thereís bound to be someone to vouch for you.
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« Reply #8972 on: November 23, 2019, 05:00:24 PM »
yeah i dont have many friends any more. i want to say the past couple of jobs ive held have had increasingly less social interaction, definitely made me give less of a shit about friends i guess. and coworkers are not my friends nor do i want them to be, that shit always seems forced.

but regardless - the new aves are seriously one of the most comfortable shoes ive ever owned. really didnt expect that
My wife just picked me up a set the new aves with the clear blue shoes are tight as fuck I really like these.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8973 on: November 26, 2019, 06:30:13 AM »
If you get fired , get a lawyer . Make them pay for wrongful termination. 

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8974 on: November 27, 2019, 04:21:59 PM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8975 on: November 27, 2019, 05:31:07 PM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8976 on: November 27, 2019, 10:54:33 PM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8977 on: November 28, 2019, 12:22:17 AM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

i hate other cars/people hearing the music im playing, i get self conscious with that shit

When I was young and dumb I had a convertible and you better believe I turned up the Capone N Noreaga so that everyone heard it.

Now, I mostly listen to The Smiths in the car so I keep the volume lower. I don't want the general public to know that I'm a depressed manchild listening to an awful racist asshole whining.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8978 on: November 28, 2019, 03:27:14 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

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« Reply #8979 on: November 28, 2019, 04:42:20 AM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8980 on: November 28, 2019, 04:54:05 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8981 on: November 28, 2019, 04:57:37 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8982 on: November 28, 2019, 08:31:47 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8983 on: November 28, 2019, 09:07:39 AM »
sometimes when im manic i roll down my windows and play my music real loud so other people can listen to my awesome tunes too

I never learned how to drive, so I just have to blast Cum Town out of my phone speaker in the waiting room of my substance abuse therapist
i'm old and just got my first permit. really opens things up.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8984 on: November 28, 2019, 11:18:11 PM »
i want to get my nose pierced

i dont fuckin know

Iíve had this feeling, Iím more a piercings guy than tattoos, the good thing is you can always steal someoneís earring and shove that shit against your nose and get a feel for how itíll look. Iíd get that shit done tomorrow if I didnít have such annoying seasonal allergies

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8985 on: November 29, 2019, 02:56:31 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8986 on: November 29, 2019, 03:33:20 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8987 on: November 29, 2019, 05:35:52 AM »
i want to get my nose pierced - feels like some quarter life crisis shit but i dig it

tupac had his shit pierced, so does sweet lou

i dont fuckin know
Do it, piercings can be removed much easier than tattoos

Ahh shit, there's your answer right there.  Tupac?  Sweet "I name your daughters after the day of the week that I bang them on" Lou?  Come on man, fuck else you need to know, son?  That settles it.  You don't even HAVE a choice now. 

Besides, when the MID-life crisis hits and you're back here contemplating a "full body suspension", cause your newly acquired "Prince Albert" isn't quite "doing it" for ya, this will all seem like child's play anyway.

And two years later you're filming quad amputee porn...
still going on about that fucking amputee porn I see

Got to do something on the train, bro...

What about full body cast porn?



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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8988 on: November 29, 2019, 08:43:44 AM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8989 on: November 29, 2019, 05:41:32 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.
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« Reply #8990 on: November 29, 2019, 09:02:05 PM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

How awkward would it be getting the cast removed or changed and the doctor or nurse finds massive amounts of cum lodged in?
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8991 on: December 01, 2019, 06:00:24 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?
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« Reply #8992 on: December 01, 2019, 07:59:10 PM »
What about full body cast porn?

Imagine that at the center of a 50 man gangbang?  ;)

How awkward would it be getting the cast removed or changed and the doctor or nurse finds massive amounts of cum lodged in?

And the smell, oh lord.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8993 on: December 02, 2019, 04:51:03 PM »
Constantly selling and buying surfboards online & in person due to always being low on $$$. Only time got burned, from a girl . Felt the rails , all legit . Didn't check the middle, huge soft spot. Damn she ruthless & fooled me   

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« Reply #8994 on: December 02, 2019, 11:17:25 PM »
Constantly selling and buying surfboards online & in person due to always being low on $$$. Only time got burned, from a girl . Felt the rails , all legit . Didn't check the middle, huge soft spot. Damn she ruthless & fooled me

Damn, that sucks. Leave some dog shit at her doorstep so it fucks up her day.

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« Reply #8995 on: December 04, 2019, 02:24:01 PM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?

This helps in a pinch

i need a break from this thread dawg. knowledge doesnt feel like power anymore

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« Reply #8996 on: December 06, 2019, 12:25:50 AM »
Porn bums me out way more than it makes me horny. In fact, I have to be horny in the first place to even want to look at porn and then the amount porn bums me out usually deters me from watching it all. Pretty sure that's why I have to watch extreme stuff.

Like mega ramp contests?

This helps in a pinch


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« Reply #8997 on: December 06, 2019, 07:44:27 PM »
Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

eh im white and those apps still suck

I had a good job, half-white, good traps, abs on my fucking dick, and all I got was a Russian gold digger. None of that shit worked.

I had better luck just grinding fucking retail employees. Going up to a girl IRL is so unheard of these days that they become stunned and respect the fearless approach. But getting "get-away-from-me-creep"-reponse is kind of gnarly IRL, too. High risk - high reward.

Youíre in Sweden right? Iíve heard the street game thing is simply not something one does there. Like itís culturally not accepted. But maybe my sources are bullshit.

Been living here for 20 years and never heard that. Then again, I'm a not native, so what do I know... It is for sure accepted as soon as alcohol gets involved. Being ex-addict, I don't hang around clubs/bars so maybe I can get a pass for snatching girls sober.

I mean cruising up to girls on the street and laying down some game like mid day. Talked to a couple girls who were like ďWalk up to strangers on the street? You buggin.Ē But who knows. Maybe going to retail stores is the move

Working in a retail store is how you really meet women. Leet go work seasonally for the holidays at an old navy

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« Reply #8998 on: December 06, 2019, 07:52:59 PM »
Oh, and I hate dating apps. I don't know how any dude is successful on that shit unless they're white and have a six pack.

eh im white and those apps still suck

I had a good job, half-white, good traps, abs on my fucking dick, and all I got was a Russian gold digger. None of that shit worked.

I had better luck just grinding fucking retail employees. Going up to a girl IRL is so unheard of these days that they become stunned and respect the fearless approach. But getting "get-away-from-me-creep"-reponse is kind of gnarly IRL, too. High risk - high reward.

Youíre in Sweden right? Iíve heard the street game thing is simply not something one does there. Like itís culturally not accepted. But maybe my sources are bullshit.

Been living here for 20 years and never heard that. Then again, I'm a not native, so what do I know... It is for sure accepted as soon as alcohol gets involved. Being ex-addict, I don't hang around clubs/bars so maybe I can get a pass for snatching girls sober.

I mean cruising up to girls on the street and laying down some game like mid day. Talked to a couple girls who were like ďWalk up to strangers on the street? You buggin.Ē But who knows. Maybe going to retail stores is the move

Working in a retail store is how you really meet women. Leet go work seasonally for the holidays at an old navy
I actually love Old Navy. I can't work nada right now as I just had surgery  on my feets.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #8999 on: December 08, 2019, 09:13:16 AM »
I know it sounds lame but find some random skank to wear out.

Iím sure youíre familiar with hoes?

I know itís not pc but sometimes finding some random clears things up.