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Re: real confessions
« Reply #630 on: July 25, 2007, 07:49:43 PM »
I tried to commit suicide but I guess I did it wrong 'cause I shat myself ???
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #631 on: July 26, 2007, 11:01:22 PM »
im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people




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Re: real confessions
« Reply #632 on: July 27, 2007, 06:14:48 AM »
im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #633 on: July 28, 2007, 03:31:38 AM »
Don't know if this qualifies as a confession, but I tried weed for he first time last night...

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #634 on: July 29, 2007, 05:56:10 PM »
Last night on my way home I hit a rabbit.  Fucking thing just came out of nowhere and I had no way of NOT hitting it.

I heard the thump, turned around, I for some reason had to see if I killed it.  And there it was in the middle of the street torn in half.

I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
once i hit a snake, it was thrashing around in the rear view mirror. i was the second person to hit it though.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #635 on: July 30, 2007, 12:59:44 PM »
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Last night on my way home I hit a rabbit.  Fucking thing just came out of nowhere and I had no way of NOT hitting it.

I heard the thump, turned around, I for some reason had to see if I killed it.  And there it was in the middle of the street torn in half.

I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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once i hit a snake, it was thrashing around in the rear view mirror. i was the second person to hit it though.
One time I saw a family a cute little ducks try to cross a highway and they all died.

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« Reply #636 on: July 30, 2007, 01:17:22 PM »
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #637 on: July 30, 2007, 05:21:38 PM »
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Actually yeah, I did, and they were short, black, curly hairs. His mom has blonde hair and his dad is bald so.... ???
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Still could have been from her legs or armpits.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #638 on: July 31, 2007, 09:44:47 PM »
Don't know if this qualifies as a confession, but I tried weed for he first time last night...

i've only smoked once and I hated it.
Drugs are'nt for me (and I think pot's NOT a drug. i have nothing against it at all)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #639 on: August 04, 2007, 09:32:13 AM »
I stood there, stared at it and just cried.

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #640 on: August 04, 2007, 01:42:54 PM »
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I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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HAHA.

i hate you and you beat me to that

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« Reply #641 on: August 04, 2007, 02:36:29 PM »
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
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i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards


oh mack's got a bunny rabbit story. don't ya, bitch!?

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #642 on: August 04, 2007, 11:58:12 PM »
i like fat chicks

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #643 on: August 05, 2007, 12:45:58 AM »
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #644 on: August 05, 2007, 03:10:48 AM »
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I stood there, stared at it and just cried.
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HAHA.
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i hate you and you beat me to that

The feeling is mutual.
One of my favorite lines is the one of spiked meth drnewton does off of lou pearlmans viarga and toddler-blood induced erection that finally puts that bitch 6 feet deep.

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« Reply #645 on: August 05, 2007, 04:28:58 PM »
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im always paranoid that im going bald but i have thicker hair than most people
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That's funny, my hair is super thick too and my girl got me all paranoid that it was thinning... I have nothing to worry about though.
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i started to get a receding hairline when i was 15. it only went back so far and i stopped losing hair, but i might one day go bald and it doesn't really bother me. if i start to go bald and it is noticeable i am just going to shave my head because i think that's more worthy of respect

oh yeah, i was also driving my uncles truck when i went out to colorado and ran over a bunny. i tried to swerve out of the way to missit but i still ran it over. i felt really bad about it afterwards
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oh mack's got a bunny rabbit story. don't ya, bitch!?

hahaha
dammit damian
 i ran one over and i felt his neck break somehow
his soul will haunt me forever

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #646 on: August 07, 2007, 12:42:03 AM »
I am a bitch sometimes.
"we were going digital, ignoring all but the most core matter from history and focusing on the most complicated structures in order to make our lives more simple, but we could not escape from the cage, the past, and "reality" so we surrendered to short term drug euphoria." - John Albertson (on LSD)

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #647 on: August 07, 2007, 04:14:31 PM »
I put makeup on a nasty bruise on my face.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #648 on: August 07, 2007, 10:14:24 PM »
i went to bible camp, i and i loved every minute of it.
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Re: real confessions
« Reply #649 on: August 09, 2007, 01:00:47 AM »
i went to bible camp because there was paintball. and i failed the swim test so it sucked terribly.
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« Reply #650 on: August 09, 2007, 06:40:05 PM »
I put makeup on a nasty bruise on my face.

One time in middle school, after I just moved to Georgia, didnt know anyone, and just starting to get zits, I thought itd be a good idea to pop a zit on the tip of my nose with a sewing needle. Woke up the next day, guess the blood did some gnarly shit, and I had a huge red scab about half the size of a dime.

Needless to say, I went in my moms bathroom and tried to cover it up.

I came to realize it would be more embarresing to be caught wearing make up, so I rubbed it off mid way 1st period.

Ended up tellin everyone 'Ya, I fell skating...'


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Re: real confessions
« Reply #651 on: August 16, 2007, 10:48:38 PM »

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #652 on: August 16, 2007, 11:07:54 PM »
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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« Reply #653 on: August 17, 2007, 02:00:01 AM »
i had a sesh to one of the girls on scrubs

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« Reply #654 on: August 19, 2007, 02:18:21 AM »
meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.



ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.

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« Reply #655 on: August 19, 2007, 09:00:46 PM »
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.

on the barrel program

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« Reply #656 on: August 19, 2007, 09:51:25 PM »
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program


nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.

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« Reply #657 on: August 20, 2007, 10:44:35 PM »
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program
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nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.

amen brother

the good attitude usually comes with being thick unless they have that ghetto sass/ rich girl sass

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Re: real confessions
« Reply #658 on: August 21, 2007, 12:55:12 PM »
i had a sesh to one of the girls on scrubs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i'd gnar if i could.

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« Reply #659 on: August 21, 2007, 01:11:51 PM »
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meduim sized chicks with nice wavy hair with a side fringe and have big lips/ass/tits are what im into right now.


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ah, thick ladies are more than welcome.
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on the barrel program
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nah, not barrelbodies. esp. latina barrelbodies. thick, but not fat.
cute face, nice breasts (not fat breasts) and a good attitude.
oh, and them thighs..can't lose.
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amen brother

the good attitude usually comes with being thick unless they have that ghetto sass/ rich girl sass

More or less what I got going right now with my girlfriend, beautiful face/eyes/skin etc. a big rack, nice ass, a little bit of extra chub but nothing that all the other shit shes got going for her cancels out. She has been dieting and stuff lately and shes just turning more and more into a ten. Its like buying stocks when its low and waiting for the value to rise.